The Best 8 Mastectomy Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Mastectomy jokes. There are some mastectomy appendectomy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mastectomy workup puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Mastectomy Jokes and Puns

My wife has just been diagnosed with breast cancer...

Doctor told us that mastectomy will be necessary.

Today, I went online to see if there is any alternative...

Emma, 28 years old, NY. Looks cute...

I had to get a Mastectomy last year...

Whew, glad I got that off my chest.

What do you call Nicholas Cage after a double mastectomy?

Nipple-less Cage

Doctors have discovered that breast cancer may cause amnesia.

After all, mastectomy would result in mammary loss.

A surgeon accidentally removed a women cancerless breast....

Sounds like it was a mastec-to-my


What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss
 

I made this up myself!

My grandma got breast cancer and is getting a mastectomy.

That's certainly a weight off her chest.

I'm happy that my wife got arrested

after her mastectomy.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mastectomy tit jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mastectomy tonsillectomy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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