Mastectomy Jokes
8 mastectomy jokes and hilarious mastectomy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mastectomy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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My wife has just been diagnosed with breast cancer...
Doctor told us that mastectomy will be necessary.
Today, I went online to see if there is any alternative...
Emma, 28 years old, NY. Looks cute...
I had to get a Mastectomy last year...
Whew, glad I got that off my chest.
What do you call Nicholas Cage after a double mastectomy?
n**...-less Cage
If I have to have a mastectomy, I'm opting for a beautifullly sculpted mahogany replacement.
That'd be nice, wooden t**....
Doctors have discovered that breast cancer may cause amnesia.
After all, mastectomy would result in mammary loss.
A surgeon accidentally removed a women cancerless breast....
Sounds like it was a mastec-to-my
What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?
Mammary loss
I made this up myself!
My grandma got breast cancer and is getting a mastectomy.
That's certainly a weight off her chest.
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