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Funniest Maste Short Jokes

Short maste jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The maste humour may include short master jokes also.

  1. What happens to a sailboat in a category 5 hurricane? MAST DESTRUCTION!!!
    I'll ~~see~~ sea myself out...
  2. Did you hear about the dog who owned a leaky three-masted sailing ship? His barque was worse than his bite.
  3. Mac Miller recently passed away. All of his homies are wearing their pants at half mast in his honor
  4. A down on his luck shipwright is spending his day at the port when he sees a ship, with a damaged mast. What does he tell the captain? Anything to make a sail.
  5. One my dad literally just told me I thought I was going to grow up to be a captain, but it turns out I can only be a deckhand. Because every morning, I wake up, mast in hand and sea men everywhere.
  6. What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?" They're hiring.
  7. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast?
    They're hiring.
  8. At Pirate boot camp BOATSWAIN: "That concludes orientation. Any questions?"
    ME: (raises rubber hook hand) "Why do they call it trimming the mainsail? Why not mast abating?"
  9. Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls? Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

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Maste One Liners

Which maste one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with maste? I can suggest the ones about dessert and general.

  1. How do you sell a ship with a broken mast? Promote a half-off sail.
  2. People may think if its necessary for ships to have sails... I would say its a mast.
  3. What should you use to make a boat explode? A weapon of mast destruction.
  4. p**... founder Hugh Hefner has died. Flags will be flown at full mast.
Maste joke, p**... founder Hugh Hefner has died.

Cheeky Maste Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about maste you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean priceless jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make maste pranks.

Not only am I the master of suspense...

...I'm also the master of disappointing endings.

What do PC Master Race people identify as politically?

The Alt-Tab.

I had to get a Mastectomy last year...

Whew, glad I got that off my chest.

Master Akira

A confused japanese student asks his master:
- Master Akira, why does all japanese people look alike?
And his master answered :
- I am not Master Akira.

How to master Australian accent in seconds

Say "Rise Up Lights" out loud. *You just said razor blades in Australian accent.*
Don't stop there.
Say "Beer Can" with an English accent. *You just said Bacon in Jamaican accent.*
Mastered.

I am a master of fast calculations.

I am a master of fast calculations.
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OK, what is 758 time 642 divided by 5?
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22!
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Ha ha, that's wrong!
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Might be, but it was fast!

Once you've mastered being a surgeon...

... operating just become an exercise in patients.

You may be a master debater...

But I'm a cunning linguist.

I have a masters degree in Procrastination

I just haven't picked it up yet.

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I have become a master at cleaning my baby after a p**....

I'm a #2 dad.

Why are masterbaters so useful?

Because they always come in handy.

Master Yoda, what sound do sheep make?

Yoda: "Dey go bah"

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If I have to have a mastectomy, I'm opting for a beautifullly sculpted mahogany replacement.

That'd be nice, wooden t**....

What is the Master Chief's favorite band?

Slayer.

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Seeing his master on the other side of a r**... torrent, a student waved his arms and shouted out, "Master, master, how do I get to the other side?" The master smiled and said...

"You are on the other side."

What do you do in a master bathroom?

Masterbathe.

A master tactician

I have information I want everyone to know.
So I've decided to tell it to my wife and ask her to keep it to herself

I am a master of tearable puns

But only on paper

Mastercard Chinese Resturant Commercial

General Tso's Chicken........ $11.50
Coca-Cola........ $1.99
Take out guy forgets container........ Riceless

Why can't my master understand that I am just a Labrador and not Jesus?

He keeps telling me to heal.

Why don't Master Card and Visa work well in France?

They do not know how to say "CHARGE!"

The master of a galley ship comes to his rowers to thank them for such a speedy journey...

Master: Men, since we made such good time crossing the sea, the captain told me to do something special for you, but not too special. So today, everyone gets to change their underwear and loincloth
Rowers: Yea!
Master: hold off celebrating a minute, Bill, you change with John. Kevin, you change with Robert. (And so on)

Who is Master P's favorite dictator?

Kim Jung Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun

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What did one Master Debater say to the other Master Debater?

Nothing, they were too busy s**... their egos.

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Master, why do you stretch when m**...?

My Student, that way the strain feels like real s**....
Master, I think that's why I won't do that.

What's Master P's favorite Indian food?

Mmmm, na-Naan, na-Naan!

When you have mastered the splits.

It doesn't feel like a stretch.

Masters of procastronation?

Cuba.

Maste joke, Masters of procastronation?