The Best 33 Maste Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Maste jokes. There are some maste mastermind jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these maste tests puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Maste Jokes and Puns
MasterCard Commercial
***Pregnancy Tests***
$20 at the grocery store, $1 at the dollar store
Waiting to find out?
Priceless.
How does master chief lure the covenant into his trap?
He master...baits... hue hue hue hue hue..
credit to my XBL party earlier and lack of sleep
Mastercard Chinese Resturant Commercial
General Tso's Chicken........ $11.50
Coca-Cola........ $1.99
Take out guy forgets container........ Riceless
I had to get a Mastectomy last year...
Whew, glad I got that off my chest.
I have mastered the science of time travel
but it works going forward in time at a rate of 60 seconds per minute.
Master Yoda, what sound do sheep make?
Yoda: "Dey go bah"
How did the Masterchef contestant call his pet pig?
Sous vide! Sous vide! Soooouuuus Viiiide.
What do you do in a master bathroom?
Masterbathe.
I am a master of tearable puns
But only on paper
Once you've mastered being a surgeon...
... operating just become an exercise in patients.
What did Masters say to Johnson?
I don't know what the worlds coming to
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What did one Master Debater say to the other Master Debater?
Nothing, they were too busy stroking their egos.
Masters of procastronation?
Cuba.
Why don't Master Card and Visa work well in France?
They do not know how to say "CHARGE!"
I am a master of fast calculations.
I am a master of fast calculations.
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OK, what is 758 time 642 divided by 5?
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22!
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Ha ha, that's wrong!
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Might be, but it was fast!
What do PC Master Race people identify as politically?
The Alt-Tab.
Why can't my master understand that I am just a Labrador and not Jesus?
He keeps telling me to heal.
Master Akira
A confused japanese student asks his master:
- Master Akira, why does all japanese people look alike?
And his master answered :
- I am not Master Akira.
I am a master at forgery
I have all the certificates to prove it
Who is Master P's favorite dictator?
Kim Jung Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
When you have mastered the splits.
It doesn't feel like a stretch.
Seeing his master on the other side of a raging torrent, a student waved his arms and shouted out, "Master, master, how do I get to the other side?" The master smiled and said...
"You are on the other side."
What is the Master Chief's favorite band?
Slayer.
Not only am I the master of suspense...
...I'm also the master of disappointing endings.
Why are masterbaters so useful?
Because they always come in handy.
A master tactician
I have information I want everyone to know.
So I've decided to tell it to my wife and ask her to keep it to herself
What's Master P's favorite Indian food?
Mmmm, na-Naan, na-Naan!
Master, why do you stretch when masturbating?
My Student, that way the strain feels like real sex.
Master, I think that's why I won't do that.
Got a masters in fishing
That's right, I'm a masterbaiter
How to master Australian accent in seconds
Say "Rise Up Lights" out loud. *You just said razor blades in Australian accent.*
Don't stop there.
Say "Beer Can" with an English accent. *You just said Bacon in Jamaican accent.*
Mastered.
The master of a galley ship comes to his rowers to thank them for such a speedy journey...
Master: Men, since we made such good time crossing the sea, the captain told me to do something special for you, but not too special. So today, everyone gets to change their underwear and loincloth
Rowers: Yea!
Master: hold off celebrating a minute, Bill, you change with John. Kevin, you change with Robert. (And so on)
What did master yoda say when he saw himself on a 4k tv?
HDMI
You may be a master debater...
But I'm a cunning linguist.
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