Maste Jokes

Funniest Maste Short Jokes

Short maste jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The maste humour may include short master jokes also.

1. What happens to a sailboat in a category 5 hurricane? MAST DESTRUCTION!!!
   I'll ~~see~~ sea myself out...
2. Did you hear about the dog who owned a leaky three-masted sailing ship? His barque was worse than his bite.
3. Mac Miller recently passed away. All of his homies are wearing their pants at half mast in his honor
4. A down on his luck shipwright is spending his day at the port when he sees a ship, with a damaged mast. What does he tell the captain? Anything to make a sail.
5. One my dad literally just told me I thought I was going to grow up to be a captain, but it turns out I can only be a deckhand. Because every morning, I wake up, mast in hand and sea men everywhere.
6. What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?" They're hiring.
7. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast?
   They're hiring.
8. At Pirate boot camp BOATSWAIN: "That concludes orientation. Any questions?"
   ME: (raises rubber hook hand) "Why do they call it trimming the mainsail? Why not mast abating?"
9. Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls? Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

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Maste One Liners

Which maste one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with maste? I can suggest the ones about dessert and general.

1. How do you sell a ship with a broken mast? Promote a half-off sail.
2. People may think if its necessary for ships to have sails... I would say its a mast.
3. What should you use to make a boat explode? A weapon of mast destruction.
4. p**... founder Hugh Hefner has died. Flags will be flown at full mast.

Cheeky Maste Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about maste you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean priceless jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make maste pranks.