The Best 5 Masseuses Jokes

Following is our collection of Masseuses jokes which are very funny. There are some masseuses environmental jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these masseuses attendants puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Masseuses Jokes and Puns

What do you call musical groups that are exclusively made of masseuses?

Rubber bands

I hate Masseuses

They're always talking behind my back

It's annoying that masseuses do everything thing they can to be noticed

They're always looking for a tension

According to a New York Times article last week, statistically speaking, masseuses have a 27% higher chance to be anti-feminist than the average person.

It's because they are massage-inists.

I hate bad masseuses

They really rub me the wrong way


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the masseuses masseur jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working masseuses segregation piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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