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49 masseuse jokes and hilarious masseuse puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about masseuse that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Popular Masseuse Short Jokes

Short masseuse jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The masseuse humour may include short massage therapist jokes also.

  1. What do you call a sexist Masseuse? A Massaginist!
    It's an awful joke I came up with last night and couldn't stop giggling thinking about it.
  2. When I was young, at bedtimes... My mum used to tell me fairy stories with a happy ending. Just one of the benefits of having a masseuse as a parent I guess.
  3. My friend just got fired from her job as a masseuse. I guess she rubbed people the wrong way.
  4. So I was rubbing down this broad at my massage therapy job, and I asked if her husband was paying. She asked if i was a misogynist.
    I said "Listen honey, its pronounced masseuse."
  5. New England Patriots' Robert Craft is charged with soliciting prostitution. He just wanted to show the masseuse where he wears his 6th super bowl ring.
  6. I went to an Asian massage place... And when my masseuse came in, I realized it was avril lavigne. So much for my happy ending.
  7. Why did the masseuse give her lawyer a happy ending? She thought he could come in handy. (I'll let myself out)
  8. Why'd the T-Rex go to the masseuse? He was dino-sore
  9. What did the masseuse say to the camping seamstress? Why sew tents?
  10. What do you call musical groups that are exclusively made of masseuses? Rubber bands

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Masseuse One Liners

Which masseuse one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with masseuse? I can suggest the ones about massages and manicurist.

  1. What do you call a sexist masseuse? A massage-ynist.
  2. What do you call a masseuse that hates women? A massagynist.
  3. I've never trusted an amateur masseuse. They just rub me the wrong way.
  4. I don't like my masseuse... She just rubs me the wrong way.
  5. My New girlfriend is a masseuse And she is putting way too much pressure on me
  6. Why did the one-fifth go to the masseuse? Because he was two-tenths
  7. Why did the masseuse have to close up his shop? He kept rubbing people the wrong way.
  8. I finally married my masseuse. I love happy endings.
  9. Why did the officer arrest the masseuse? She rubbed him the wrong way.
  10. What do you call an Italian baker who gives backrubs? A Tira-masseuse.
  11. If there existed a masseuse who hated woman Would he be called a Massogynist
  12. Why did they call the masseuse sexist? He was massage-anistic..
  13. What do you call a German masseuse? Hans
  14. Im starting to get suspicious of my masseuse. He just rubs me the wrong way.
  15. What do you call a masseuse that only massages men? A misogynist.

Masseuse joke, What do you call a masseuse that only massages men?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about masseuse can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of masseuse puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Unearthly Funniest Masseuse Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about masseuse you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean mistress jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make masseuse prank.

I got a massage last week...

and it was the first time I had a guy masseuse. So we're like 10 minutes in I just had to ask, is getting an e**... normal? He said yes they are very common. And I was like, well can you get it out of my face...?

Yet another genie in the lamp joke

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' p**...! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas, and the love of my life.' p**...! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

I was getting a massage and I asked the masseuse if it was normal for a man to get an e**...

He replied that it was. So I asked if he could get it out of my face.

I asked my masseuse if it was unusual to get an e**... during a massage...

the masseuse replied, "not at all it happens all the time."
So i said, "well do you mind keeping it out of my face."

Thai Massage

A guy during his vacation to Thailand, ordered a massage session in his room, one for his wife and one for him.
After massaging the man for a long time, the Thai girl said, "Massage Pinis... Sir!"
He kept quiet ...
The Thai masseuse again said, "Massage Pinis... Sir!"
There was again silence.
Finally his wife spoke, "Don't have high hopes...She's saying 'Massage Finish' ..."

Whats the worst thing about a Thai Masseuse Bride?

They walk all over you.

Why did the feminist masseuse stop at the thigh?

She didn't like to massage a knee.

I hate Masseuses

They're always talking behind my back

Why did the penny go to a masseuse?

He was a little tender.

Masseuse joke, Why did the penny go to a masseuse?

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