The Best 4 Masseur Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Masseur jokes. There are some masseur thighs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these masseur manicurist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Masseur Jokes and Puns

I got fired from my job as a masseur.

There wasn't any specific incident, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

I fired my masseur today.

He just rubbed me the wrong way.

John Travolta has just been accused of sexually assaulting a masseur by groping his buttocks.

Let's just hope this story has a happy ending.

My masseur thinks he's naturally better than any masseuse.

He's such a massagynist.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the masseur masseuse jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working masseur fondle piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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