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7 masse jokes and hilarious masse puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about masse that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Silly Masse Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What is a good masse joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I don't like my masseuse...

She just rubs me the wrong way.

Why did the masseuse have to close up his shop?

He kept rubbing people the wrong way.

Military joke: the enemy is storming the front en masse.

Army general turns to his soldiers, "boys, go get em!"
They all go out running at the enemy and they all die.
Navy Admiral turns to his s**..., "boys, storm those beaches!"
They all rush ashore and every last one of them are killed.
Marine General turn to his men all c**..., "You know what to do. Kill!"
The marines all charge towards the enemy and end up over run and dead.
Air Force General looks at his men, "Fellas, it's time for an attack."
The airmen go into their barracks and wake up the officers to get ready for wheels up in 5.

Why did the masseuse give her lawyer a happy ending?

She thought he could come in handy. (I'll let myself out)

What did the masseuse say to the camping seamstress?

Why sew tents?

I don't know what it is about my masseuse...

But something about her just rubs me the wrong way.

My masseur thinks he's naturally better than any masseuse.

He's such a massagynist.


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about masse can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of masse puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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