The Best 9 Masse Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Masse jokes. There are some masse world jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these masse happy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Masse Jokes and Puns

I don't like my masseuse...

She just rubs me the wrong way.

Why did the masseuse give her lawyer a happy ending?

She thought he could come in handy. (I'll let myself out)

What did the masseuse say to the camping seamstress?

Why sew tents?

I don't know what it is about my masseuse...

But something about her just rubs me the wrong way.

My masseur thinks he's naturally better than any masseuse.

He's such a massagynist.


My masseuse has dementia

As far as my left leg is concerned, she is as good as any other masseuse.

One masseuse asks another masseuse, What's the biggest tip you've ever received?

The second masseuse replies, John Travolta, hands down.

Why did the masseuse get fired?

The rubbed people up the wrong way

2016 has been a weird year: Trump could be president, killer clowns have been spotted en masse, and now this...

The Cubs have won the World Series.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the masse snooker jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working masse billiard piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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