Masse Jokes
7 masse jokes and hilarious masse puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about masse that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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I don't like my masseuse...
She just rubs me the wrong way.
Why did the masseuse have to close up his shop?
He kept rubbing people the wrong way.
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Military joke: the enemy is storming the front en masse.
Army general turns to his soldiers, "boys, go get em!"
They all go out running at the enemy and they all die.
Navy Admiral turns to his s**..., "boys, storm those beaches!"
They all rush ashore and every last one of them are killed.
Marine General turn to his men all c**..., "You know what to do. Kill!"
The marines all charge towards the enemy and end up over run and dead.
Air Force General looks at his men, "Fellas, it's time for an attack."
The airmen go into their barracks and wake up the officers to get ready for wheels up in 5.
Why did the masseuse give her lawyer a happy ending?
She thought he could come in handy. (I'll let myself out)
What did the masseuse say to the camping seamstress?
Why sew tents?
My masseur thinks he's naturally better than any masseuse.
He's such a massagynist.
My masseuse has dementia
As far as my left leg is concerned, she is as good as any other masseuse.
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