Massages Jokes

Funniest Massages Short Jokes

Short massages jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The massages humour may include short sauna jokes also.

1. It says here on your resume that you were a m-misogynist? "Yes, I used to give massages."
   "OHH! I was confused because--"
   "Because you're a woman?"
2. Why are massages in Thailand better than in the United States? In Thailand, an average sized woman walks on your back. In the United States, an average sized woman walks on your back.
3. Wife was massaging her husband's head. Wife : you always ask for a head massage. Wonder who gave it to you before marriage.
   Husband : well no one did , I didn't need one since there was no headache!
4. I hear my local school wants to introduce massage classes to help combat stress but there's been a lot of opposition from parents' groups. Apparently, it's a very touchy subject.
5. The medium is the massage... Last year, I wrote a book on penguins. In retrospect, paper would have been much easier.
6. It's Not That I Didn't Like The Prostate Exam, It's just the way he massages my shoulders while he's doing it.
7. I don't get why everyone says I'm a misogynist I don't massage people - that's a woman's job
8. So I was rubbing down this broad at my massage therapy job, and I asked if her husband was paying. She asked if i was a misogynist.
   I said "Listen honey, its pronounced masseuse."
9. Sensual Massages This girl at the office keeps trying to get me fired for apparently giving her sensual massages at inappropriate times.
   I said, "Go right ahead and try, I dont even work here!"
10. Robert Kraft doesn't always have a use for massage parlors. But sometimes they come in handy.

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Massages One Liners

Which massages one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with massages? I can suggest the ones about yoga and showers.

1. I'm going to make an all male massage parlor. I'll call it The Massagynist
2. What do you call someone who only hires male masseurs? A massage-onist.
   (OC)
3. What do you call a sexist masseuse? A massage-ynist.
4. I always leave my phone on vibrate I like the text massages
5. How do you agitate an achy feminist runner? massage a knee
6. I can't stand those 'happy ending' massage parlors Those places just rub me the wrong way
7. How did the massage therapist lose all of his customers? He rubbed them all the wrong way
8. What did Sting get in Amsterdam? A massage in a brothel
9. My dad told me a massage joke… It rubbed me the wrong way.
10. What do you call a happy ending at a Jewish massage parlor? Free.
11. I'm not really fond of massages It just rubs me the wrong way
12. What's a massage with a happy ending in Hawaii called? A lei.
13. Sting has launched his own range of aromatherapy oils. They're a massage in a bottle
14. When it comes to massage parlors Some customers are a handful.
15. I hate people who give bad massages... They just rub me the wrong way.

Quirky and Hilarious Massages Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about massages you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean meditation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make massages pranks.