The Best 34 Massacre Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Massacre Jokes and Puns

Good for Christian Bale, visiting the victims of the Aurora, Colorado massacre.

I heard some of them even got to meet Heath Ledger.

I used to know a real good joke about the Jonestown Massacre...

Man, it was a good one too. The punchline was killer.

Have you heard about the Rwandan massacre?

They don't know Hutu blame.

Massacre joke, Have you heard about the Rwandan massacre?

The massacre on PPV last night was totally worth the money

I never knew Jamie Foxx had it in him.

Massacre between rival musicians at the Symphony Orchestra today, .

Authorities have condemned this act of Violins


I heard that comedians never tell homes about the Jonestown massacre.

The punchline is too long.

Why aren't there any jokes about the Jonestown massacre?

The punch line takes too long.

Massacre joke, Why aren't there any jokes about the Jonestown massacre?

You guys hear about the gummi bear massacre?

It was Haribo.

What do Zack Snyder and The Jonestown Massacre have in common?

Sucker Punch.

What is the three-little-pig's favourite horror movie?

The Texas Chain-sow massacre.

Why aren't there many jokes about the Jim Jones massacre?

There would have been, but the punch line was too long...

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What is the worst part about the Orlando massacre?

Finding out that your son was gay.

All my chainsaws broke last night...

I guess you can call it a chainsaw massacre.

I'll walk my self out now...

One shudders to think how much worse the Bowling Green Massacre would have been...

... If it weren't for the heroic intervention by Frederick Douglass.

In honor of the Bowling Green Massacre, wear a green ribbon . . .

. . . or, perhaps more appropriately, some color you made up in your head.

These Bowling Green Massacre jokes are too soon

Out of respect, we should at least wait until it takes place.

Massacre joke, These Bowling Green Massacre jokes are too soon

My friend asked me what my sex life has been like in the past.....

I said it was like the Bowling Green Massacre :(

Did you hear about the Bowling Green Massacre?

No?
Neither did the victims.

Why is everyone giving Kellyanne Conway such a hard time about making herself comfortable?

Come on, you'd want to relax as well, fabricating a massacre takes some effort.


What do you call a massacre in a pie shop?

Custard's last stand

The Easter massacre

After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock

A Bostonian shooter opens fire on a Catholic meeting, killing 28 and injuring dozens more.

The newspaper headline the next day reads:
"A Massive Massacre Occurs at Mass in Massachusetts."

What Do They Call a Pride Parade in Saudi Arabia?

A Massacre

What do you call it when someone catches lots of fish with fishing equipment they found on the beach?

Sandy Hook massacre

What do you call 4046 m² of Massachusetts' largest city?

A Boston MassAcre

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was NOT an accurate depiction of what really happened.

They used different chainsaws.

Why does nobody talk about the Jonestown massacre?

They beat us to the punch.

My grandfather died in the horrible massacre of the Holocaust.

He fell from the shooting tower.

What do you call a massacre at a gays-only gladiator arena?

A bowl of fruit salad.

Did you hear about the massacre during the basketball game?

The sport is now called casketball

The day of the Boston massacre as soon I heard about I said that some lines just shouldn't be crossed especially not the finish line

I will give credit where credit is to : Anthony Jeselnik

How do you stop a film from being pirated in China?

Just name it Tiananmen Square Massacre.

Why don't people make jokes about The Jonestown Massacre?

The Punchline is too long

What do you call the destruction of large acres of lands?

A massacre.

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