Massacre Jokes

48 massacre jokes and hilarious massacre puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about massacre that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article delves into the taboo of making jokes about inappropriate topics such as mass killings. Through exploring references to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Jonestown Massacre, it investigates why people find it funny to joke about tragedy. Athens, genocide and killer topics are also discussed in this thought-provoking piece.

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Funniest Massacre Short Jokes

Short massacre jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The massacre humour may include short manslaughter jokes also.

  1. These bowling Green Massacre jokes are too soon Out of respect, we should at least wait until it takes place.
  2. Why aren't there many jokes about the Jim Jones massacre? There would have been, but the punch line was too long...
  3. In 1978, the Jonestown massacre happened where 909 ppl lost their lives. You never hear too many jokes about it… because the punchline is too long.
  4. Good for Christian Bale, visiting the victims of the Aurora, Colorado massacre. I heard some of them even got to meet Heath Ledger.
  5. I think the girl I just met may be a goddess... because even though she's never talked to me, later tonight billions will be massacred by my hand in her name.
  6. In honor of the Bowling Green Massacre, wear a green ribbon . . . . . . or, perhaps more appropriately, some color you made up in your head.
  7. A Bostonian shooter opens fire on a Catholic meeting, killing 28 and injuring dozens more. The newspaper headline the next day reads:
    "A Massive Massacre Occurs at Mass in Massachusetts."
  8. I heard my lawnmower was going on a rampage... It was going on a *grass*acre
    [Grass acre, grass massacre](#spoiler)
  9. All my chainsaws broke last night... I guess you can call it a chainsaw massacre.
    I'll walk my self out now...
  10. Massacre between rival musicians at the Symphony Orchestra today, . Authorities have condemned this act of Violins

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Massacre One Liners

Which massacre one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with massacre? I can suggest the ones about mass shooting and assassination.

  1. What Do They Call a Pride parade in Saudi Arabia? A Massacre
  2. Struggling to write a new joke about the Jonestown Massacre. I always mess up the punch.
  3. Why don't people make jokes about The Jonestown Massacre? The Punchline is too long
  4. You guys hear about the gummi bear massacre? It was Haribo.
  5. Only ten more American gun massacres until christmas
  6. What is the worst part about the Orlando massacre? Finding out that your son was gay.
  7. What do you call the destruction of large acres of lands? A massacre.
  8. Why aren't there any jokes about the Jonestown massacre? The punch line takes too long.
  9. What do you call a massacre in a pie shop? custard's last stand
  10. What do you call two Chinese government massacres? Tienanmen squared
  11. Did you hear about the Bowling Green Massacre? No?
    Neither did the victims.
  12. Why does nobody talk about the Jonestown massacre? They beat us to the punch.
  13. What do you call 4046 m² of Massachusetts' largest city? A Boston MassAcre
  14. Have you heard about the Rwandan massacre? They don't know Hutu blame.
  15. Why do many kids die in school massacres Because they can't run in halls

Texas Chainsaw Massacre Jokes

Here is a list of funny texas chainsaw massacre jokes and even better texas chainsaw massacre puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was NOT an accurate depiction of what really happened. They used different chainsaws.

Jonestown Massacre Jokes

Here is a list of funny jonestown massacre jokes and even better jonestown massacre puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I used to know a real good joke about the Jonestown Massacre... Man, it was a good one too. The punchline was killer.
  • I heard that comedians never tell homes about the Jonestown massacre. The punchline is too long.
  • Do you want to hear a funny joke? It is about the Jonestown massacre. It has quite the punch line.
  • What do Zack Snyder and The Jonestown Massacre have in common? s**... Punch.
Massacre joke, What do Zack Snyder and The Jonestown Massacre have in common?

Massacre joke, What do Zack Snyder and The Jonestown Massacre have in common?

Experience Instant Grins & Giggles with Playful Massacre Jokes

What funny jokes about massacre you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean slaughtered jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make massacre pranks.

The Easter massacre

After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock

My friend asked me what my s**... life has been like in the past.....

I said it was like the Bowling Green Massacre :(

One shudders to think how much worse the Bowling Green Massacre would have been...

... If it weren't for the heroic intervention by Frederick Douglass.

The massacre on PPV last night was totally worth the money

I never knew Jamie Foxx had it in him.

How do you stop a film from being pirated in China?

Just name it Tiananmen Square Massacre.

Massacre joke, How do you stop a film from being pirated in China?