The Best 23 Massachusetts Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Massachusetts jokes. There are some massachusetts cities jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these massachusetts distribution puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Massachusetts Jokes and Puns

What do you call shooting into a crowd of people at church in Massachusetts?

A mass mass mass shooting

Its so cold In Massachusetts I just seen a democrat with his hands in his own pockets!


What's the capital of Massachusetts?


Massachusetts joke, What's the capital of Massachusetts?

What do you call someone from Massachusetts who murders a bunch of Catholics?

A Mass. Mass Mass Murderer.

It's scary living in Massachusetts...

Every time I watch the news I hear about Mass shootings.

[Massachusetts] How do you know you're halfway to p-town?

You're entering Dennis

What do you call it when...

A guy from Massachusetts doesn't pull out?

A Boston cream pie!

Massachusetts joke, What do you call it when...

If a Church Congregation from Massachusetts goes on a Bus Ride

It would be Mass Mass Mass Transit

Who was the first resident of Massachusetts?

One achusetts.

Why doesn't Massachusetts have a Debate team?

Because it would be called the Mass-Debate team.

I was pulled over in Massachusetts for reckless driving.

When brought before the judge, I was asked if I knew what the punishment for drunk driving in that state was. I said, "I don't know... reelection to the Senate?"

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What do you call a Massachusetts prostitute?

A Boston Creampie

A Bostonian shooter opens fire on a Catholic meeting, killing 28 and injuring dozens more.

The newspaper headline the next day reads:
"A Massive Massacre Occurs at Mass in Massachusetts."

If you're from Virginia, you're a Virginian. If you're from New York, you're a New Yorker. If you're from Texas, you're a Texan.

And if you're from Massachusetts, you're a Democrat.

Surveys show people from Massachusetts go camping more than any other state.

Their destination usually includes one of Connecticut's many passing lanes.

I've been travelling around America for so long now. Hawaii, Massachusetts, Texas...

The end is NY.

Massachusetts joke, I've been travelling around America for so long now. Hawaii, Massachusetts, Texas...

Why did the Massachusetts driver use their blinker while turning?

It wasn't on purpose, he just nodded off.

What state would expect to see a priest pray, sneeze and sit down


In what state do you watch a preist sneeze then sit down?


What do you call a gang rape in Massachusetts?

A Boston Cream Pie.

What do you call a grandma drag queen from Massachusetts?

A Nantucket.

Why did Sir Isaac Newton bet on the Patriots?

Because he knows that force equals Massachusetts.

In celebration of my very first Cake Day, I'm reposting one of my own jokes:

A truck loaded with Worcestershire sauce is driving through Saskatoon, Saskatchewan when it collides with a Nissan Qashqai.

The truck then careens down the road and hits a car from Massachusetts, injuring the two otorhinolaryngologists inside. One of them, suffering from Schistosomiasis, has a myocardial infarction.

A bystander witnesses the entire event and quickly calls to report the accident on his Huawei.

The emergency operator asks the bystander, "What happened?"

"It's hard to say."

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