The Best 30 Massa Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Massa jokes. There are some massa egret jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these massa thimble puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Massa Jokes and Puns

I got a massage last week...

and it was the first time I had a guy masseuse. So we're like 10 minutes in I just had to ask, is getting an erection normal? He said yes they are very common. And I was like, well can you get it out of my face...?

Massaging the wife

Italian : Last night I massaged my wife with the finest olive oil, then we made love and I made her scream non stop 5 minutes.

French : Last night I massaged my wife with special aphrodisiac oil, then we made passionate love. I made her scream 15 minutes.

American : Thats nothing! Last night I massaged my wife with cheese, then made love and made her scream for 2 hours.

Italian and French, astonished : 2 hours ! How !?

American : I wiped my hands on the curtains...

I was getting a massage and I asked the masseuse if it was normal for a man to get an erection

He replied that it was. So I asked if he could get it out of my face.

Massa joke, I was getting a massage and I asked the masseuse if it was normal for a man to get an erection

Why are massages in Thailand better than in the United States?

In Thailand, an average sized woman walks on your back. In the United States, an average sized woman walks on your back.

My massage therapist got fired...

I guess she rubbed too many people the wrong way.


How did the massage therapist lose all of his customers?

He rubbed them all the wrong way

My ex was massage therapist before we broke up and I don't know why everytime I see her.

But she just rubs me the wrong way.

Massa joke, My ex was massage therapist before we broke up and I don't know why everytime I see her.

Why was Disney's massage parlor so successful?

All of their customers got happy endings.

When it comes to massage parlors

Some customers are a handful.

Why did the Massachusetts driver use their blinker while turning?

It wasn't on purpose, he just nodded off.

i did't like the massage therapist i met yesterday

she rubbed me the wrong way

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Massage Humor

A Jewish man walked into a massage clinic looking for deep tissue. They bring him back and afterwards, he comes out looking disappointed. They ask him why and he replies, "She was too gentile."

What's a massage with a happy ending in Hawaii called?

A lei.

What does a massage therapist have for dinner...?

SPA-ghetti!

I went to a massage parlor today...

When it was time for the happy ending, I finished in 20 seconds. The massause said I need to come more often.

Massacre between rival musicians at the Symphony Orchestra today, .

Authorities have condemned this act of Violins

Massa joke, Massacre between rival musicians at the Symphony Orchestra today, .

The massacre on PPV last night was totally worth the money

I never knew Jamie Foxx had it in him.

The massage parlor up the road was throwing a promotion for repeast customers

They called it a male in rebate

Had a massage today, but I didn't like it.

They rubbed me the wrong way.


Why doesn't Massachusetts have a Debate team?

Because it would be called the Mass-Debate team.

[Massachusetts] How do you know you're halfway to p-town?

You're entering Dennis

What does the massage therapist with a lisp who is a dubstep dj by night do for a living?

He wub wub wubs.

My massage therapee asked how long I have been a meseur for.

I guarentee you all...I am not now nor have ever been French.

Getting my first massage was a lot like losing my virginity

I wasn't sure when to get naked, there were a lot of elbows for some reason, and I bet getting it from a girl would hurt way less.

My whipping post brings all the slaves to the yard

And they're like, "don't beat me too hard

Please massa! Don't beat me too hard"

That'll teach them, now they're badly scarred.

I got a massage today and I think the masseuse liked me

She said I was super tight.

I went to for a massage the other day as it was really cheap...

..... I won't be going again though because they rubbed me up the wrong way.

What did Black-Della wear?

Whatever her Massa chooses.

Why was Disney's massage parlor so successful?

Everybody gets a happy ending.

What does a massage therapist with a speech impediment who moonlights as a dubstep dj do all day?

Wub, wub, wubs.

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