Mass Shooting Jokes

Funniest Mass Shooting Short Jokes

Short mass shooting jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mass shooting humour may include short gun control jokes also.

1. Why do Americans rarely tell jokes about mass shootings? Because it's always too soon.
   ^(i feel bad)
2. Did you hear about the mass shooting at the thrift shop? The killer was said to be goodwill hunting.
3. Popular Memes are like Mass Shootings People won't stop talking about them until something until another one comes along.
4. What do EA micro transactions and Mass shootings have in common? We all know more are coming and no one does anything about it.
5. America is finally getting around to banning some dangerous weapons after the latest mass shooting Its a shame nobody was killed by a flag
6. It's scary living in Massachusetts... Every time I watch the news I hear about Mass shootings.
7. Did you hear about the assault with a deadly weapon at the church? I'm getting real tired of mass shootings.
8. On Jeopardy it was asked "What is the value of a number minus a number?" What is "How many days since America's last mass shooting?"
9. I heard rumours about my neighbourhood church buying loads of guns for an event this Sunday and I just found out it was a mass shooting
10. When is a mass shooting not a mass shooting? When it involves energy, because energy had no mass.

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Mass Shooting One Liners

Which mass shooting one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mass shooting? I can suggest the ones about shooters and shot put.

1. Apparently there was a mass shooting at the Gap. There were a lot of casual tees.
2. What do you call a shooting in a Boston Catholic Church? A Mass mass mass shooting.
3. Did you hear about the gunfight in the Catholic church? Mass Shooting
4. If someone was shot in a chapel... ...would that count as a mass shooting?
5. Did you hear the tragedy of the cameraman in the church? It was a mass shooting.
6. There's been a mass shooting event at DNC headquarters. All the messengers are dead.
7. There was a mass shooting at a video game tournament today It's ok though they'll respawn
8. What do you call a shooting that happens at MD Anderson? A Mass Shooting.
9. Today some crazed gunman shot up a cathedral in Brazil... It was a mass shooting.
10. I was going to make a mass shooting joke today But it was borderline too offensive.
11. Why does U.S. have so many mass shootings? Because; they are, NRA's "target" demographic.
12. american massing shootings anything including an american is considered "mass"
13. So what do you call a video recording of a huge crowd? Mass shooting
14. What is worse than dying in a mass shooting in America? Your dad finding out you're gay.
15. Idea for a mass shooting themed party Thots & Players

Laughable Mass Shooting Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about mass shooting you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gun show jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mass shooting pranks.