The Best 5 Masonry Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Masonry jokes. There are some masonry bricklayer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these masonry scrap puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Masonry Jokes and Puns

Imagine a masonry wall...

Now, picture just one piece of it...

This, my friends, is a mental block.

What do you call stacks of free bricks left for rioters?

Free Masonry!

As seen on a masonry truck

Cement shop robbed, police investigators find no concrete evidence

Masonry work is hard

There's a lot of trowel and error.

Why are government buildings alike all around the world?

free masonry.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the masonry tile jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working masonry jigsaw piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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