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A joiner makes sure that what he makes fits with the rest down to the tenth of a millimeter.
A carpenter makes sure it fits down to a millimeter.
A mason makes sure it fits down to the centimeter.
If the painter makes it to the right address, it's a good thing.
it turns out it has to be your own. now they won't give me back my mason jars.
A free mason.
Someone definitely has to explain why our surname is Dickinson.
Yes mason!
He's got the wrong key, doesn't know when to come in.
-Nick Mason
Wide mouthed and full of alcohol!
does that make it a freemason jar?
He felt taken for granite.
She says "Simple! It comes from two words. The first, poly- which is Latin for many. And ticks, which are blood sucking bugs."
Cement shop robbed, police investigators find no concrete evidence
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Because the resemblance was uncanny.
There's a lot of trowel and error.
he was only practicing
then I don't want to know what the Dickinson family used to do.
Free Mason jars. :D
\[\[ Stupidest joke I ever came up with, today at work in the Dish Pit. \]\]
I imagine he'll do hard time.
because you are uh mason.
he's the real Cowboy killer.
To this day he still isn't a free mason.
Turns out it has to be your own. Now they wont return my mason jars.
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