Mason Jokes
28 mason jokes and hilarious mason puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mason that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a chuckle? Check out this collection of jokes about mason jars, brick masons, George Mason, and even Mitchell and Clark! Perfect for the day at the office or a family gathering.
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Funniest Mason Short Jokes
Short mason jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mason humour may include short freeman jokes also.
- i tried to donate blood today. it turns out it has to be your own. now they won't give me back my mason jars.
- Today I learned that your surname denotes your ancestor's occupation like Baker, Mason, or Potter Someone definitely has to explain why our surname is Dickinson.
- How do you know the guitarist is at the door? He's got the wrong key, doesn't know when to come in.
-Nick Mason - What do thrifty Illuminati members like to put their pickled vegetables in? Free Mason jars. :D
\[\[ Stupidest joke I ever came up with, today at work in the Dish Pit. \]\] - If people whose last name is Mason came from stone workers and people with the last name Taylor came from tailors... then I don't want to know what the Dickinson family used to do.
- Marlboro needs to hire Mason Crosby for their next ad campaign... he's the real Cowboy killer.
- Did you hear that the Free Masons started their own underwear company? They're calling it "Fruit of The Luminati"
- Girl, I want to store my freshly grown produce inside of you for the winter because you are uh mason.
- My Father was a brick layer before he was sent to prison. To this day he still isn't a free mason.
- Can your secret society friend hook me up with some free mason jars? Yes, but they are two dollars.
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Mason One Liners
Which mason one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mason? I can suggest the ones about martin and carpenter.
- What do you call a stolen jar? A free mason.
- Dad are we builders? Yes mason!
- I like my women like I like my mason jars Wide mouthed and full of alcohol!
- if you receive a mason jar at no cost.... does that make it a freemason jar?
- What do bulimic stone masons do? Binge and parge.
- Why didn't the mason jar need a paternity test? Because the resemblance was uncanny.
- When Perry Mason entered the bar he was only practicing
- Charles Mason made it to heaven
- Police in my town have arrested a sundial stone mason. I imagine he'll do hard time.
- I downloaded the Pinterest app and now my phone is stuck in a mason jar.
- What does a mason read in his spare time? The wallpaper
- What do you call a constipated mason? A brick-layer.
Giggle-Inducing Mason Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about mason you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean miller jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mason pranks.
My friend decided to take up wood working and he heard this joke at his new work place
A joiner makes sure that what he makes fits with the rest down to the tenth of a millimeter.
A carpenter makes sure it fits down to a millimeter.
A mason makes sure it fits down to the centimeter.
If the painter makes it to the right address, it's a good thing.
As seen on a masonry truck
Cement shop robbed, police investigators find no concrete evidence
Masonry work is hard
There's a lot of trowel and error.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
A blond is asked the definition of Politics.
She says "Simple! It comes from two words. The first, poly- which is Latin for many. And ticks, which are blood s**... bugs."
