The Best 7 Masochistic Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Masochistic jokes. There are some masochistic maniacal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these masochistic sadomasochism puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Masochistic Jokes and Puns

I've worked in a masochistic shop for years.

It's painfully boring.

Did you hear about that masochistic bully?

He was just begging to get punched

I took my masochistic girlfriend to the casino, but she lost all my money.

She kept screaming Hit me! at the blackjack table.

What did the Masochistic starfish say after he broke up with the sadistic sea anemone?

"With Fronds like these, who needs anemones!"

My mum said I have a "masochistic personality". That hurt me a lot.

And I liked it.


The Benefits of Being Masochistic

What doesn't kill you makes you longer

What do you call a masochistic dinosaur

A stabnsawrus

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the masochistic submissive jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working masochistic compulsive piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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