The Best 35 Masks Jokes
Following is our collection of Masks jokes which are very funny. There are some masks sweatshirts jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these masks warlocks puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Masks Jokes and Puns
In 50 years: "You know, kids, back in my day, we had to wear masks everywhere we went at one point."
We didn't have those fancy hazmat suits you all wear today
What's the difference between a Trump rally and a Klan rally?
A Klan rally encourages to wear masks.
Without a mask on, I shopped at a store that had a strict mask policy.
Before leaving, I asked the security guard why he let me shop without a cover and he said that Halloween masks are acceptable too. :\_(
George Carlin once famously joked, "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
Thanks to all those people wearing masks but leaving their noses fully exposed, the stupider half is now a lot easier to spot.
WARNING!! They said you only have to wear masks and gloves to go grocery shopping but they LIED!
Apparently you have to wear clothes too.
After 6 months (or so) of listening to people talk with masks on
I finally understand what Charlie Browns teacher was saying
THE GOVINATOR
Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenagger all decide to go out trick-or-treating as musical composers for Halloween. They go into a costume store and look for masks. Jean Claude sees a costume that he likes and says, "I think I'll go as Beethoven." Steven Segal sees a costume that grabs his attention and says, "I'll be Mozart." Arnold had a tough time finding a costume that he liked, but he eventually found one that appeased his interest. He picks up a costume and said, "I'll be Bach."
It's finally October, and you know what that means!
Americans might actually start wearing masks.
What do masks and condoms have in common?
It's safe to come inside if you're wearing one
Dogs are getting stressed and confused because they've noticed their owners are now wearing masks
Cats are unaffected though as they're yet to notice their owners at all
I think after the pandemic ends I'm still gonna wear masks when I exercise.
It's a bit of a running gag.
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because the other chickens weren't wearing masks
People not wanting to wearing masks is natural.
Natural selection.
I feel so bad for the deaf people who need to read lips to communicate, because of all of the face masks right now.
Let's give them all a moment of silence.
The baby blue whale is the 2nd largest baby in the world
Right after people who are still complaining about wearing masks.
A plane has a horrible accident...
...and is split in half horizontally. Everyone is holding onto the oxygen masks above with their legs dangling in the air.
The captain shouts to the passengers, "We can make it, but the weight's off - at least one person needs to let go or else none of us will make it!"
Willing to die for a good cause, a young man shouts "I will sacrifice my life for all of you!"
Everyone claps.
Going To The Movies
I told my wife I wanted to watch a movie about a billionaire playboy with a penchant for darkness, inflicting violence and dressing up in masks.
She got excited and asked, "Are we really go to see *50 Shades*?"
I laughed and told her I was talking about *The Lego Batman Movie*.
Masks are like bra.
If the strap slipped and it is not at place, people keep pointing out
and if you entirely forgot to wear one in public, people go on staring like hell.
The 12 Days of Corona
In the year 2020, the pandemic gave to me:
12 Cancelled Plans
11 Face Masks
10 Sanitizers
9 Murder Hornets
8 Zoom Calls
7 Mental Breakdowns
6 Feet Apart
5 Curbside Pickups
4 Quarantines
3 Travel Restrictions
2 Karens Complaining
And a massive shortage of Grocery Store TP
The CDC is now recommending wearing TWO masks as a way to get a better seal around your nose and mouth.
It's also a good statistical approach to get the average American to wear ONE mask. (Sorry, that was a mean joke.)
I completely support people's choice to not wear masks and gather in large groups during a pandemic.
So would Darwin.
Why do scuba divers dive backwards?
Cause if they dived forward they would fell on the boat.
Real reason so that the eye and nose masks don't get filled with water on the impact straightforward and the oxygen tanks are heavy and it would exert less strain on the back. A prudent way.
Throwback Thursday Joke
Edited few grammar mistakes.
My wife and I went grocery shopping with our masks on
when we got home and took off our masks, I discovered I brought home the wrong wife. Stay alert people!
I can't believe Comic Con 2020 got cancelled because of covid 19!
It was the one group of people who were 100% guaranteed to wear masks.
They say that coronavirus kills you...
But we polled 25,000 Americans and not a single one had died! Who needs masks?
Say what you will about bank robbers...
At least they wear masks
What do you call it when you see people wearing masks everywhere?
2020 vision
Everybody wearing masks at Walmart like it's no big deal,
but suddenly I'm the weirdo for adding tights and a cape.
If you ever feel like your life is meaningless
Just remember that someone out there provides Donald Trump with face masks.
Walmart has announced it will now require shoppers to wear masks in its stores.
However, pants will still be optional.
I get why Karen's hate wearing face masks
Because they make mouth breathers smell their own breath
I don't understand why people are so exited about Halloween
People have been wearing masks for more than half a year now
Your mom is so ugly that. . . .
The entire world created a virulent strain of Coronavirus just so she'd wear a mask.
And she's so dumb, she thinks that masks aren't effective.
Being a bank guard in Alaska is tough...
Everyone wears ski masks
My least favorite sexual position is COVID-69
The masks really take the sensation away.
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