Mask Jokes

Funniest Mask Short Jokes

Short mask jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mask humour may include short cloak jokes also.

1. In 50 years: "You know, kids, back in my day, we had to wear masks everywhere we went at one point." We didn't have those fancy hazmat suit you all wear today
2. Boy: What's a palindrome?
   Teacher: racecar
   {10 years later}
   Boy: [bursting out of bank in ski mask] where's the palindrome
   Getaway driver: [sitting in kayak]
3. How do you tell the difference between a fully vaccinated person and an unvaccinated person if they aren't wearing a mask? Ask them who won the election.
4. What's the difference between the Taliban and Texas? The Taliban requires women to wear masks
5. Lol plague inc easy mode is so unrealistic Like who wouldn't wash their hands and wear a mask during a global pandemic.
6. I recently bought my pet duck a mask, to protect it from corona virus... It's nothing flashy, but it fits the bill
7. Just been in to starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"
   She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."
8. COVID is bringing everyone a little closer to being Batman Either you are wearing a mask or your parents are dead.
9. They said that a mask and gloves were enough to go to the supermarket. They lied, everyone else has clothes on.
10. PSA do not wear a washington wizards face mask. CDC studies have shown they provide no defense

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Mask One Liners

Which mask one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mask? I can suggest the ones about wrapper and mute.

1. How does Darth Vader manage to eat through that mask? He's force fed.
2. Why did the anti-vaxer refuse to go out with Batman? She was against masked-man dates.
3. There is a law that says you don't have to wear a mask It's called Natural Selection
4. Why did the Capitol police decide to use teargas? They knew nobody was wearing a mask!
5. What do masks and condoms have in common? It's safe to come inside if you're wearing one
6. Did you hear they're cancelling Halloween this year? Because nobody would wear a mask.
7. Who has two thumbs and wears a mask? Disguise!
8. People not wanting to wearing masks is natural. Natural selection.
9. A girl complimented me AFTER I took off my mask She said the mask suits you
10. Dolly Parton is launching a new face mask It's called worKN95
11. A big nose isn't an excuse for not wearing a mask I wear pants you know...
12. Raccoons are the animal of 2020 They always wash their hands and wear a mask
13. Putin could've saved Trump from this.... Putin on a mask anyway
14. What's Karen's favorite song Mask off by future
15. Having to wear a mask at school removes all the fun. You never know who you're shooting.

Wear Mask Jokes

Here is a list of funny wear mask jokes and even better wear mask puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• WARNING!! They said you only have to wear masks and gloves to go grocery shopping but they LIED! Apparently you have to wear clothes too.
• I noticed a barista working alone in a small shop was still wearing a mask. She said, "this is a coughy filter"
• I have 100% solid proof that masks don't work! My wife went on a business trip and on the plane they made her wear a mask -- and now she has chlamydia!
• I wear a mask. Not because I want to, but because it is considerate of others and helps stop the spread of particulates. I also wear underwear. Not because I want to, but...
• If president Trump actually dies from covid you won't see me smiling Because I will be wearing a mask
• Has COVID-19 caused you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation.
• It's finally October, and you know what that means! Americans might actually start wearing masks.
• Having a big nose isn't a good enough excuse to not wear a mask. Take me for example. I still wear underwear.
• Dogs are getting stressed and confused because they've noticed their owners are now wearing masks Cats are unaffected though as they're yet to notice their owners at all
• I think after the pandemic ends I'm still gonna wear masks when I exercise. It's a bit of a running gag.

Face Mask Jokes

Here is a list of funny face mask jokes and even better face mask puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Today at the pharmacy I saw a woman without a face mask buying a pregnancy test. She clearly isn't a fan of protection
• I forgot to wear a mask in the local supermarket. The manager told me to never show my face there again.
• Man with a beard a 100 years ago: "Ok, I'll go chop down some trees." Man with beard today: " I found a great face mask that's gluten and cruelty free."
• I recently went paintballing but they gave me a faulty mask that kept falling off... I complained until I was blue in the face.
• Are you an N95 mask? Cause I want you on my face
• I'm confused on what you need to enter a store or restaurant nowadays.... ... is it a face mask or a brick?
• This is an important message from Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe: Having to wear a face mask along with your glasses?
  You may be entitled to condensation.
  Call us today!
• I was wondering why my face mask crashed... Turns out it's one of those WiN95 masks.
• Now that I'm wearing a face mask all day, half my face is constantly hot. Not too bad being a 5/10
• My daughter wanted to use a Snapchat filter on my face, but I wouldn't let her... I said, It would make me feel E-mask-ulated.

Oxygen Mask Jokes

Here is a list of funny oxygen mask jokes and even better oxygen mask puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My social life is like an oxygen mask Nonexistant unless something bizarre happens

Mask Halloween Jokes

Here is a list of funny mask halloween jokes and even better mask halloween puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I celebrate Halloween in August When you show up at someone's door at night in August with a mask on, you get better stuff.
• Do we even need Halloween anymore? I've been wearing a mask and eating candy for 14 months...
• I don't understand why people are so exited about Halloween People have been wearing masks for more than half a year now
• I have a great safety tip for Halloween this year Wear a mask!!!
• Why didn't Jason wear his hockey mask for Halloween? Because you don't wear white after Labor Day.
• This is a reminder that Halloween will be coming up soon. Some people don't need masks.
• Dave was at a Halloween party with his wife last night. ​
  His friend said to Dave , "That certainly is a frightening mask that your wife is wearing."
  "She's not wearing a mask." replied Dave
• Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
• It's not Halloween anymore So why didn't you take your mask off?

Hilarious Mask Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about mask you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cope jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mask pranks.