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Mask Jokes

150 mask jokes and hilarious mask puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mask that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

We've all seen social media posts about masks in the last few months, so why not lighten the mood a bit with these entertaining jokes about masks? From face masks to helmets to yarmulkes to full outfits, get ready to laugh as we explore some of the comical takes on masks!

Best Short Mask Jokes

Short mask jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mask humour may include short mock jokes also.

  1. In 50 years: "You know, kids, back in my day, we had to wear masks everywhere we went at one point." We didn't have those fancy hazmat suit you all wear today
  2. Boy: What's a palindrome?
    Teacher: racecar
    {10 years later}
    Boy: [bursting out of bank in ski mask] where's the palindrome
    Getaway driver: [sitting in kayak]
  3. How do you tell the difference between a fully vaccinated person and an unvaccinated person if they aren't wearing a mask? Ask them who won the election.
  4. What's the difference between the Taliban and Texas? The Taliban requires women to wear masks
  5. Lol plague inc easy mode is so unrealistic Like who wouldn't wash their hands and wear a mask during a global pandemic.
  6. I recently bought my pet duck a mask, to protect it from corona virus... It's nothing flashy, but it fits the bill
  7. Just been in to starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"
    She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."
  8. COVID is bringing everyone a little closer to being Batman Either you are wearing a mask or your parents are dead.
  9. Coughy Filter Joke The barista at Starbucks was wearing a face mask.
    Me: Why are you wearing a surgical mask?
    She said: I'm not, it's a coughy filter.
  10. They said that a mask and gloves were enough to go to the supermarket. They lied, everyone else has clothes on.

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about mask can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of mask puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Mask One Liners

Which mask one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mask? I can suggest the ones about cloak and wrapper.

  1. Your mom is so ugly... That the world faked a pandemic just so she has to wear a mask
  2. How does Darth Vader manage to eat through that mask? He's force fed.
  3. You know why women's eyes are so noticeable these days? It's the mask era.
  4. Why did the anti-vaxer refuse to go out with Batman? She was against masked-man dates.
  5. Yo Momma is so ugly The government extended mask mandates to give everyone's eyes a break
  6. How does Darth Vader eat with a mask on? He force feeds himself.
  7. There is a law that says you don't have to wear a mask It's called Natural Selection
  8. Yo mamma so ugly... The whole world faked a virus just to get a mask on her face.
  9. Why did the Capitol police decide to use teargas? They knew nobody was wearing a mask!
  10. I support the anti-mask people Thanks to them the average IQ is rising
  11. Your mama is so ugly... The whole world faked a virus just to make her wear a mask.
  12. What do masks and condoms have in common? It's safe to come inside if you're wearing one
  13. What do you call a moose wearing a mask? Anonymoose
  14. Did you hear they're cancelling Halloween this year? Because nobody would wear a mask.
  15. Who has two thumbs and wears a mask? Disguise!

Wear Mask Jokes

Here is a list of funny wear mask jokes and even better wear mask puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • PSA do not wear a washington wizards face mask. CDC studies have shown they provide no defense
  • WARNING!! They said you only have to wear masks and gloves to go grocery shopping but they LIED! Apparently you have to wear clothes too.
  • I noticed a barista working alone in a small shop was still wearing a mask. She said, "this is a coughy filter"
  • Your momma so ugly Governments across the world conspired to spread a pandemic to get her to wear a mask.
  • I have 100% solid proof that masks don't work! My wife went on a business trip and on the plane they made her wear a mask -- and now she has chlamydia!
  • Why does Batman wear a mask? Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis
  • Yo mama so ugly Yo momma so ugly the whole world faked a virus and ruined the economy just to make her wear a mask
  • I wear a mask. Not because I want to, but because it is considerate of others and helps stop the spread of particulates. I also wear underwear. Not because I want to, but...
  • If president Trump actually dies from covid you won't see me smiling Because I will be wearing a mask
  • Has COVID-19 caused you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation.

Wearing Mask Jokes

Here is a list of funny wearing mask jokes and even better wearing mask puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • It's finally October, and you know what that means! Americans might actually start wearing masks.
  • Having a big nose isn't a good enough excuse to not wear a mask. Take me for example. I still wear underwear.
  • Dogs are getting stressed and confused because they've noticed their owners are now wearing masks Cats are unaffected though as they're yet to notice their owners at all
  • I think after the pandemic ends I'm still gonna wear masks when I exercise. It's a bit of a running gag.
  • I've just been robbed by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Though ironically, he wasn't wearing a mask so I don't know which one he was.
  • Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the other chickens weren't wearing masks
  • If you see somebody wearing a mask pulled down below their nose, don't worry... Those people are all mouth-breathers anyway
  • People not wanting to wearing masks is natural. Natural selection.
  • You may be entitled to... Has Covid19 forced you to wear glasses & a mask at the same time?
    You may be entitled to condensation!
  • I forgot to wear a mask in the local supermarket. The manager told me to never show my face there again.

Face Mask Jokes

Here is a list of funny face mask jokes and even better face mask puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Today at the pharmacy I saw a woman without a face mask buying a pregnancy test. She clearly isn't a fan of protection
  • I feel so bad for the deaf people who need to read lips to communicate, because of all of the face masks right now. Let's give them all a moment of silence.
  • A Republican walks up to a Democratic with a face mask and say, do you know what I say to sheep like you?... Whatever the Republican Party tells me too say.
  • Dolly Parton is launching a new face mask It's called worKN95
  • PSA: If you or a loved one has been forced to wear glasses and a face mask at the same time They may be entitled to condensation
  • Man with a beard a 100 years ago: "Ok, I'll go chop down some trees." Man with beard today: " I found a great face mask that's gluten and cruelty free."
  • I recently went paintballing but they gave me a faulty mask that kept falling off... I complained until I was blue in the face.
  • Are you an N95 mask? Cause I want you on my face
  • I'm confused on what you need to enter a store or restaurant nowadays.... ... is it a face mask or a brick?
  • If you ever feel like your life is meaningless Just remember that someone out there provides Donald Trump with face masks.

Oxygen Mask Jokes

Here is a list of funny oxygen mask jokes and even better oxygen mask puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My social life is like an oxygen mask Nonexistant unless something bizarre happens
Mask joke, My social life is like an oxygen mask

Hilarious Mask Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about mask you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean mute jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make mask prank.

TIFU by accidentally cheating on my wife at a b**... convention with a woman who was wearing the same leather mask

Whoops, wrong sub

s**... Bank

At a s**... bank one day, a man walks up with a ski mask and a gun. He points the gun at the lady at the desk.
"Sir.. this is a s**... bank.." says the lady.
"I know. Get out three bottles of s**..." he commanded.
So she obeys and takes out three bottles of frozen s**....
"Drink it." says the man.
So she wincingly swallows each gulp until they're all empty. Disgusted she takes a look at the man as he takes off his ski mask and pockets his gun.
"See honey? It's not that hard."

I was having a look...

In my mothers bedroom the other day and I found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in her wardrobe. I couldn't believe it... My mothers a superhero!!!!!

A masked thief bursts into a bank...

As he climbs over the counter his balaclava catches and comes off for a second, before he quickly puts it back on.
The thief says to the cashier "did you see my face?", the cashier says "yes, I did!". Then the thief shoots her dead.
The thief then goes up to a customer and says "did you see my face?", the customer says "yes", then the robber shoots him right in the head.
The thief then runs up to a couple and says to the man "did you see my face?", then man says "no, but my wife did!".

A mugger

Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
"Give me your money," he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this, I'm a United States Congressman!"
"In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."

inspired by frontpage's TIL about the guy fawkes mask: how many occupy protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

none, occupy protesters can't change anything.

Masked man robs a s**... bank...

... He approaches the safe with a gun and yells at the nurse,
"Open up this safe!"

Nurse replied in fear, "But sir this is a s**... bank, we don't have any money here."
I said open up this safe now!" he yelled again and the nurse opened it up.
"Now drink this viel!"
"But sir this is s**...!"
"I said drink!" and the nurse drank with disgust.
"Drink another!" and she emptied another viel with less resistance.

The robber reveals his face and nurse found out that the robber was actually her husband.
"Now Sharon, was it really that hard?"

A Bank Robber Forgot His Mask

A bank robber wanted to keep his identity a secret, but he forgot to bring his mask. He told everyone in the bank not to look at him or he would shoot them.
One foolhardy customer sneaked a look, and the bank robber did what he said he would... he shot him. The robber asked the crowd if anyone else had seen his face...
One customer, gazing intently at the ground, said "I think my wife got a glimpse."

A masked man goes into a s**... bank.

A masked man goes into a s**... bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says,
Open the safe.
She says, This isn't a real bank; it's a s**... bank.
He says, Open the safe or I'll shoot.
She opens the safe, and he says, Now take one of the bottles and drink it.
After she opens the bottle and drinks it, he takes off his mask and the woman realizes the robber is
her husband.
He says, Now you see? It's not so difficult, is it?

Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of...

Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs
"give me your money," he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "you can't do this, I am a United States congressman!"
In that case," replied the mugger,


"give me my money."

My friend was r**... by a teenager mutant ninja turtle.

He wasn't wearing a mask, so we don't know which one did it.

I need advice. I was whipping someone in a gimp mask during a b**... session, but when he took it off - it wasn't my husband.

Whoops, wrong sub.

A masked priest just threw some holy water at me...

... I think it was a blessing in disguise.

Late one night a robber wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed man and put a gun to his head. "Give me your money," he demanded. Scandalized, the man replied, "You can't do this — I'm a US Congressman!"

"Oh! In that case," smiled the robber, "Give me MY money!"

How do you know that Darth Vader isn't a black man underneath the mask?

He claims to be your father.

I went to a party last night...

..and everyone was watching a movie on the TV. I being introverted, hadn't talked with anyone and was watching movie by myself. When the movie ended, everyone was debating on what to watch next.
I decided to put on the movie I had brought from home. It was pretty funny and had Jim Carrey in it.
Everyone really like it. People started talking to me and thanking me for the movie. No one cared who I was until I put on The Mask.

Late one night a mugger wearing a mask !!!

Late one night a mugger wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded. Scandalized, the man replied, "You can't do this – I'm a US Congressman!" "Oh! In that case," smiled the robber, "Give me MY money!

A bank robber's mask falls off mid-heist.

He makes eye contact with a hostage directly facing him and shoots him. He puts his mask back on and turns to face the other two hostages, a man and a woman. "Did either of you see my face?!" He yells.
The man answers, "I didn't, but I think my wife might have..."

A bank robber just finished his heist

Unfortunately, his mask accidentally dropped for a few seconds. He picked it up, put it back, then asked a guy kneeling next to him.
"Did you see my face?" Asked the robber.
"Yes, but I swear I won't-" A bullet went through the guy's head. Then the robber asked the next guy kneeling next to his wife.
"And you? Did you see my face"
"No, sir. But my wife did"

I celebrate Halloween in August

When you show up at someone's door at night in August with a mask on, you get better stuff.

Guard: Get in your cell

Prisoner: You can't make me. You don't run this cell.
Guard: *rips mask off to reveal mitochondria*
Actually, I do

I have to go talk to the bank today.

If everything goes well, I will finally be out of debt. I'm so excited, I can barely get my ski mask on!

My wife went into hospital last night after an acid attack, "Will I still be attractive?" She sobbed.

The doctor had a quick look, and said, "Sure, but you may have to have some f**... reconstruction and wear a mask.... How does that sound to you?"
"Not good!" My wife replied, "The acid only hit me on my leg."

Meanwhile at the s**... Donor Bank

A guy walks into a s**... donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun.
He goes up to the nurse and demands for her to open the s**... bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a s**... bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies.
So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the s**... samples. The guy says "Take one of those s**... samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are s**... samples???" , "DO IT!".
So the nurse s**... it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well.
Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard is it ?."

A woman is talking to her next door neighbour and she says I'm worried about my 16 year old son...

I looked in his school bag and found a gimp mask, n**... c**... and a whip. What should I do.
And the neighbour replyed I'm no expert but I wouldn't s**... him.

Darth Vader built an entire Galactic Empire...

Wearing protective gear in sanitary environment.
But it was all destroyed by a whiny brat without a mask who refused to stay home with his aunt and uncle.

2020 is a weird year

5 years ago i entered a bank in a mask and i got forced to quarantine for years, today i got praised for it.. weird times to be alive

A shy horse wants to go to the bar and have a drink.

But he does not want to be seen in public. So he puts on a a donkey mask. Wearing the donkey mask, the horse walks into the bar.
The Chinese bartender says, "Hey, why the wrong face?"

The mugger

One night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
"Give me your money," he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this- I'm a US Congressman!"
"In that case," replied the robber, "Give me MY money!"

Without a mask on, I shopped at a store that had a strict mask policy.

Before leaving, I asked the security guard why he let me shop without a cover and he said that Halloween masks are acceptable too. :\_(

You can recycle an old brassiere into a face mask. It is important to remember to only use the left cup...

otherwise you will end up looking like a right t**....

Has COVID-19 got you wearing glasses and a mask at the same time?

You may be entitled to condensation.
EDIT (July 14, 2020 7:40PM PST): Um, wow. I did not expect the 2.9K likes, especially since I didn't come up with it. Thanks for the support guys and y'all got me, I read it somewhere else and shared it.

Raccoons are the animal of 2020

They always wash their hands and wear a mask

People need to calm down about Walmart making wearing a mask mandatory.

You can still wear your pajamas.

People who don't wear a mask

Make me sick .

me: what's a palindrome?

**teacher:** racecar
{10 years later}
**me: [bursting out of bank in ski mask]:** where's the palindrome?
**getaway driver:** [sitting in kayak]

They said gloves and a mask would be enough to go to the supermarket..

They lied, everyone else had their clothes on.

I'm gonna lose my mind if someone says they cant breathe or talk wearing a face mask

I had a girl in my basement for seven months wearing a b**... and she's fine

I no longer need to wear a mask

Now that I have my COVID 19 positive shirt people juts avoid being near me

Little Johnny showed up to school b**... n**... except for a mask on his face.

When the teacher asked why he came to school like this, to which Johnny replied:
"They said admittance will be with mask only, so I came with a mask only."

They said a mask was enough to go to the grocery store.

They lied. Everyone else had clothes on

If Covid 19 has forced you or a loved one to wear a mask with your glasses,

You may be entitled to condensation.

A girl complimented me AFTER I took off my mask

She said the mask suits you

Putin could've saved Trump from this....

Putin on a mask anyway

I need everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank later and if all goes well, I will be out of debt.

I'm so excited I can barely put on my ski mask.

Having a big nose is not an excuse for not wearing a mask.

I still wear an underwear.

A c**... and a mask are sitting together on a park bench.

A c**... and a mask are sitting together on a park bench. The c**... looks at the mask, and says they won't wear you either, huh?

How do you get a trump supporter to wear a mask?

Convince them to storm the capitol building

Three women are changing at the gym when a man wearing nothing but a ski mask enters the changeroom and starts dancing in front of the women.

The first woman looks at the man and says, "I don't know who this guy is, but he isn't my husband!"
The second woman takes a closer look at the man. Then she turns to the first woman and says, "You are right. He isn't your husband."
The third woman takes an even closer look and says, "He's not even a member of this gym."

A man walks into a store

A man walks into a store. The cashier sayes "Sir you will need to put a mask on". The man replies"Ouh shoot almost forgot, thanks". The man puts on the mask and pulls out a gun, and yells out "ALRIGHT EVERYONE HAND OVER YOUR WALLETS!"

A big nose isn't an excuse for not wearing a mask

I wear pants you know...

Mask joke, A big nose isn't an excuse for not wearing a mask

jokes about mask

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