Mask Halloween Jokes

24 mask halloween jokes and hilarious mask halloween puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mask halloween that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Short mask halloween jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mask halloween humour may include short halloween costume jokes also.

  1. I celebrate Halloween in August When you show up at someone's door at night in August with a mask on, you get better stuff.
  2. Do we even need Halloween anymore? I've been wearing a mask and eating candy for 14 months...
  3. Yo mama is so ugly, people convinced her that it was Halloween every day so she would wear a mask.
  4. I don't understand why people are so exited about Halloween People have been wearing masks for more than half a year now
  5. Why didn't Jason wear his hockey mask for Halloween? Because you don't wear white after Labor Day.
  6. Dave was at a Halloween party with his wife last night.
    His friend said to Dave , "That certainly is a frightening mask that your wife is wearing."
    "She's not wearing a mask." replied Dave
  7. Your Halloween costume came in the mail today. I opened it. It was a rooster mask and a bag of lollipops. Going as a c*c**... s**... again!?
  8. Your Halloween costume came in the mail today. I opened it. It was a rooster mask and a bag of lollipops. Going as a c*c**... s**... again!?

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Mask Halloween One Liners

Which mask halloween one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mask halloween? I can suggest the ones about halloween pumpkin and scary halloween.

  1. Did you hear they're cancelling Halloween this year? Because nobody would wear a mask.
  2. I have a great safety tip for Halloween this year Wear a mask!!!
  3. This is a reminder that Halloween will be coming up soon. Some people don't need masks.
  4. America needs Obama-care like nancy pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
  5. Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
  6. It's not Halloween anymore So why didn't you take your mask off?

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What funny jokes about mask halloween you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean zombie halloween jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mask halloween pranks.

Without a mask on, I shopped at a store that had a strict mask policy.

Before leaving, I asked the security guard why he let me shop without a cover and he said that Halloween masks are acceptable too. :\_(


Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenagger all decide to go out trick-or-treating as musical composers for Halloween. They go into a costume store and look for masks. Jean Claude sees a costume that he likes and says, "I think I'll go as Beethoven." Steven Segal sees a costume that grabs his attention and says, "I'll be Mozart." Arnold had a tough time finding a costume that he liked, but he eventually found one that appeased his interest. He picks up a costume and said, "I'll be Bach."

It's going to be dangerous to trick-or-treat this Halloween due to the coronavirus pandemic.

The only way you're getting candy from a stranger this year is by putting on a mask and going to the grocery store.

John didn't wear the mask

**The dialog about John who didn't wear mask and regretted it and his friend**

\- John, put on your mask!
*- No! It's harmful.*
\- John put it on, what are you doing?
*- I ignore the masks*
\- John! Get out of here and don't ever come to a Halloween party looking like this again

**The end**