Mashed Potatoes Jokes
66 mashed potatoes jokes and hilarious mashed potatoes puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mashed potatoes that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Mashed Potatoes Short Jokes
Short mashed potatoes jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mashed potatoes humour may include short mashed jokes also.
- Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day? He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.
- Joke from my daughter. What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?
HULK'S MASH!
no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle - Every time I go to dinner with my parents, they constantly argue about the mashed potatoes, rice or french fries... And I always tell them that I'm not choosing sides…
- French dad joke of two potatoes. One of them is ran over, and the other says:
– Oh purée! [meaning both “Oh my goodness!” and “Oh, mashed potatoes!”] - I purchased a humble potato gun the other day. Turned out it was a weapon of mashed destruction.
- If your great-grandmother saw you making boxed mashed potatoes ... ... she would turn over in her gravy.
- A man goes to see the doctor. He has a carrot in his ear, a stick of celery up his nose and mash potato and peas in his hair.
Doctor says "You not eating right." - I like to keep my Thanksgiving dinner simple: turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, and veggies Everything else is just gravy
- What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup? You can mash potatoes,
but you can't pee soup.
(sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...) - When I was young, Dad found and lump and Mum had to have her breast removed. That man took his mashed potatoes very seriously, let me tell you.
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Mashed Potatoes One Liners
Which mashed potatoes one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mashed potatoes? I can suggest the ones about baked potato and irish potato.
- What is the difference between mash potatoes and pea soup? Anyone can mash potatoes.
- What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup? Anybody can mash potatoes...
- What is a potato's favorite TV show? M.A.S.H.
- Mary had a little lamb And a side of mashed potatoes
- If Memory serves me right this time... I'll have an extra side of mashed potatoes!
- What do you call the Hulk's potatoes? HULK'S MASH!
- What do you call bossy mashed potatoes? Dicktaters.
- What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck? Mashed potatoes.
- After the high ranking potato official was killed All flags were flown at half-mashed.
- My dad just stepped on a potato bug... Now it's a mashed potato bug.
- What do you call a group of special needs kids in a car trash compactor?? Mashed potatos.
- What do you call a wrecked Irishman? A mashed potato.
- What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous? Shark infested mashed potatoes.
- What do you call an instigated mashed potato? An inclination of 1080p dinner.
- What do you call an Irish person that just got beaten up? Mashed potatoes.
Hilarious Mashed Potatoes Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about mashed potatoes you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean potato jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mashed potatoes pranks.
Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone?
He desperately wanted a scoop.
My mate had one of his t**... removed today after finding a lump.
That's how serious I am about mashed potatoes.
There was a very strict order of months who lived by a rules that permitted speaking only once on one day a year, one monk per year.
When the day came around, the monks whose turn it was stood up and said, "I don't like the mash potatoes here, they're too lumpy." And he sat down. A year later, another monk stood up and said, " I rather like the mash potatoes here, they're very tasty." Another year went by it was a third month turn. He stood up and said, "I'm leaving the monastery, I can't stand this constant bickering."
Edit. Month in title should be monk. It was a 2 am joke on a htc. Cheers for reading this far.
Why did blond refuse to eat mashed potatoes
She was scared to stick fork into a brain
"free"
A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender replies "free". The customer completely amazed, orders a beer then asks the bartender "Well then how much for a NY sirloin, with side of mashed potatoes and salad, and an entire cheesecake for desert?" The Bartender reply's "free". The guy still amazed then orders everything and after he is done eating his meal then says "Wow, this place is amazing, I really wish I could meet the owner of this place". The bartender then says "Oh well, he's upstairs in his office with my wife". The guy looks all confused then asks "What is he doing upstairs in his office with your wife?" The bartender then says "The same thing I'm doing to his business".
How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?
If it ends up on your wall, you're probably r**....
What do you call a disabled kid who got hit by a car?
Mashed Potatoes.
What do you call Hellen Keller getting hit by a car?
Mashed Potatoes.
A server asked the manager whether she should give a fork or spoon with the customer's mashed potatoes.
The manager said "Personally, I don't give a fork."
What do you call someone who murders a hundred people with a potato masher?
A mash m**....
I've compiled my bucket list.
I've compiled my bucket list.
4 drumsticks, 4 thighs, original recipe, 2 individual mashed potatoes with gravy, and 2 biscuits.
Two Scottish guys are playing with a potato launcher.
o**... accidentally fires at his friend's c**.... His friend falls to the ground and screams, "MY BANGERS ARE MASHED!"
What do you call Mr. Potato head after he appears on the HydraulicPressChannel?
mashed potatoes
Do you know why no one in China knows what a 'Mashed Potato' is?
because they don't call it 'Mashed Potato' , they call it '土豆泥'
Why do potatoes loved to get mashed?
Because they're MASH-ochistic ;)
I only get excited for mashed potatoes and gravy on Thanksgiving.
Otherwise, it's for the birds.
Mashed potato tells potato...
..."I got hammered yesterday"
I was checking for lumps and found a perfectly formed pair of t**....
God knows what they were doing in my mash potatoes though.
a dyslexic customer walks into a bra
"how much for a beer?"
The bartender replies "$1".
The customer completely amazed, orders a beer then asks the bartender
"Well then how much for a NY sirloin, with side of mashed potatoes and salad, and an entire cheesecake for desert?"
The Bartender reply's "$5".
The guy still amazed then orders everything and after he is done eating his meal then says "Wow, this place is amazing, I really wish I could meet the owner of this place". The bartender then says "Oh well, he's upstairs in his office with my wife".
The guy looks all confused then asks
"What is he doing upstairs in his office with your wife?"
The bartender then says "The same thing I'm doing to his business".
Why doesn't the KFC menu list potatoes and gravy?
Because "potato" is a mash noun.
What do you call a big portion of mash potatoes?
HULK MASH!!
When I had dinner with my parents at a restaurant, they argued over whether we should get french fries of mashed potatoes to go with the steak. They asked me whom I agree with, but
I couldn't pick a side
One of my mates found a lump, and then had one of his t**... removed.
That's how serious he is about mashed potato.
A "large" man is seated at a restaurant and the waiter brings an enormous steak.
A friend of the man walks by and says "Surely you're not going to eat that monstrosity alone!"
The man says, "Of course not! I also ordered mashed potatoes."
I just wrote a song about a sausage that I like to serve with mashed potatoes.
It's a b**....
I found a lump, so my doctor friend suggested that I have one of my t**... removed.
He really takes his mashed potatoes extremely seriously.