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Mash Jokes

47 mash jokes and hilarious mash puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mash that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article explores the humorous origins of all kinds of "Mash Jokes". From monster mash, bangers and mash, sausage and mash, pie and mash to more practical jokes such as sour, tot, and meaty mashed. Find out where the humor comes from and how to use it to your advantage.

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Popular Mash Short Jokes

Short mash jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mash humour may include short mush jokes also.

  1. Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day? He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.
  2. Joke from my daughter. What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?
    HULK'S MASH!
    no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle
  3. Did you hear about the day when Hagrid took Harry, mashed him up, put him in a blender with ice cream and drank him? Yer a Blizzard, Harry.
  4. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? None.
    It's their job to help people find their way in dark places!

    (MASH s1 ep7)
  5. Every time I go to dinner with my parents, they constantly argue about the mashed potatoes, rice or french fries... And I always tell them that I'm not choosing sides…
  6. The Koreans were printing with movable type in 1403. I was in 1402 and the noise kept me awake all night.
    - from MASH
  7. French dad joke of two potatoes. One of them is ran over, and the other says:
    – Oh purée! [meaning both “Oh my goodness!” and “Oh, mashed potatoes!”]
  8. I purchased a humble potato gun the other day. Turned out it was a weapon of mashed destruction.
  9. Chuck Norris isn't that tough... If he was he'd come here and mash my face into my keyboarfnfjdjfhnjdfyxydbdhxhdhd
  10. If your great-grandmother saw you making boxed mashed potatoes ... ... she would turn over in her gravy.

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Mash One Liners

Which mash one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mash? I can suggest the ones about brawl and marge.

  1. What is the difference between mash potatoes and pea soup? Anyone can mash potatoes.
  2. Waiter, waiter, why is my apple pie all mashed up?! Sir, you did ask me to step on it.
  3. What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup? Anybody can mash potatoes...
  4. What is a potato's favorite TV show? M.A.S.H.
  5. Mary had a little lamb And a side of mashed potatoes
  6. If Memory serves me right this time... I'll have an extra side of mashed potatoes!
  7. What do you call the Hulk's potatoes? HULK'S MASH!
  8. What do you call bossy mashed potatoes? Dicktaters.
  9. What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck? Mashed potatoes.
  10. After the high ranking potato official was killed All flags were flown at half-mashed.
  11. What's the best part about another korean war? A second series of M.A.S.H
  12. It felt good to mash up all my chickpeas... But now I falafel.
  13. What do you get when you mash up an avagadro? Guacamole.
  14. My dad just stepped on a potato bug... Now it's a mashed potato bug.
  15. What do you call a group of special needs kids in a car trash compactor?? Mashed potatos.

Monster Mash Jokes

Here is a list of funny monster mash jokes and even better monster mash puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • When the girls sing "They did the mash" and then the guy chimes in with "They did the *monster* mash" That's wolfmansplaining
  • Dracula was giving his son the birds and the bees talk. Dracula: so when two monsters love each other very much,
    Son: I know, they mash.
    Drac: Yes! They do the monster mash!
  • If you have s**... on Halloween, is it a monster mash or a graveyard smash? Well it's only a graveyard smash if she's had a abortion
  • What do you call an awful Halloween night h**...? The Monster Mash
  • Frankenstein's Monster - Dinner Troubles **Frankenstein's Bride:** You never help me with dinner!
    **Frankenstein:** I did the mash...
    **Frankenstein's Bride:** DON'T YOU F\*\*\*ING DARE!

Bangers And Mash Jokes

Here is a list of funny bangers and mash jokes and even better bangers and mash puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I just wrote a song about a sausage that I like to serve with mashed potatoes. It's a b**....
  • Two Scottish guys are playing with a potato launcher. o**... accidentally fires at his friend's c**.... His friend falls to the ground and screams, "MY BANGERS ARE MASHED!"
Mash joke, Two Scottish guys are playing with a potato launcher.

Mash joke, Two Scottish guys are playing with a potato launcher.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about mash can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of mash puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Amusing & Witty Mash Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about mash you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean mess jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make mash prank.

How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably r**....

A man and wife went to a new dance club...

The first song was "The Twist," so they did the twist.
The second song was "The Monster Mash," so they did the monster mash.
The third song was "Come on, Eileen." They were thrown out.

What do you call someone who murders a hundred people with a potato masher?

A mash m**....

I was checking for lumps and found a perfectly formed pair of t**....

God knows what they were doing in my mash potatoes though.

Dracula got mad at Frankenstein while they were playing fighting games.

"He vouldn't stop doing the mash!"

A man goes to see the doctor.

He has a carrot in his ear, a stick of celery up his nose and mash potato and peas in his hair.
Doctor says "You not eating right."

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes,
but you can't pee soup.
(sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

A friend told me he started selling artisan home-distilled fermented grain mash on etsy...

I replied, "Sounds like a whiskey buisness."

What do you call a big portion of mash potatoes?

HULK MASH!!

Mashed potato tells potato...

..."I got hammered yesterday"

Mash joke, Mashed potato tells potato...

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these mash jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.