Maserati Jokes
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Baby, if you were a car, you'd be a Maserati…
Because you're high maintenance, spend all my money to supposedly make me look good, but really everyone couldn't care less, and you're not that great.
I got dinner at the Italian restaurant Maserati
I got the lamb borghini
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A homeless man...
A homeless man was walking down the street. His shoes were so worn out that the soles would flop around when he walked. One day, he was walking down the street when a man in a brand new Maserati and an expensive Italian suit pulled over by him. The man asked for the homeless man to come to him. He pulled out a think w**... of $100 bills, and held it out to the homeless man. The homeless man was shocked. The man pulled off the rubber band from the w**..., and handed the band to the homeless man and said "Y'know, you could use this to keep your shoes from flopping around everywhere like that."
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