Masculine Jokes
29 masculine jokes and hilarious masculine puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about masculine that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Masculine Short Jokes
Short masculine jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The masculine humour may include short manly jokes also.
- My Spanish teacher taught me the word for "Transgender" I asked him if the word is masculine or feminine
- Feminists hate words with masculine-sounding roots... ...maybe that's why none of them have any manners.
- So Gillette just came out with a new Ad campaign calling out men for toxic masculinity. I can honestly say this is the first time Ive ever seen a razor blade company cut their own wrists.
- It seems that today you either have to dress like a masculine motor king or a feminine flower queen; I wish there was a middle ground. A daisy duke if you will.
- The french language is difficult because there are two genders to remember. But in German there are three: Masculine, feminine and Angela Murkel
- When I brought up to someone that I was starting a fruit farm he thought I was extremely non-masculine He sent a lot of mixed messages when he told me to Grow a Pear
- c**... is feminine... With the masculine form mooseknuckles. What is the feminine form of sausage fest?
- My boyfriend was f**... all night long... I guess this is what they mean by Toxic Masculinity
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Masculine One Liners
Which masculine one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with masculine? I can suggest the ones about feminine and macho.
- World's most masculine name: Guy Chapman
(It literally means "Man Manman") - And now…for the ultimate test of Andrew Tate's masculinity… Prison
- What do you call a masculine Arab? Protein Sheikh
- What is the most masculine profession? What is the most masculine profession?
Maleman - Why is the Devil masculine? He's evil with a D.
- Why are postal carriers the most masculine profession? Because they're male men
- What's the most masculine occupation Mail man (male man)
- Hey girl, are you a file in a cake? Because masculinity is a prison.
- How do you cure toxic masculinity? Drink pineapple juice, lay off the red meat.
- What fruit is masculine but can't ware flip-flops? Tomato
- AIDS is quite literally... toxic masculinity.
- Why do guys wear axe? To cover the scent of fragile masculinity
- Why is boat masculine in French? It carries s**...
- What is the female equivalent of "toxic masculinity?" p**...
- Who is the Greek God of masculinity? t**...
Delightful Fun Masculine Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about masculine you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean male jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make masculine pranks.
A Comparison of the Different Languages
**French**: This chair is feminine. "La Chaise"
**Italian**: This chair is feminine! "La Sedia"
**German**: This chair is masculine. "Der Stuhl"
**English**: This chair is an object, I don't see how it has a gender.
**Japanese**: If you don't pronounce chair exactly right, you'll end up calling your mother a pair of rotten t**... instead.
My wife and I were talking about our physical relationship.
"I wish you were more of a lion," she said.
"A lion? Why?" I asked.
She said, "They are masculine and aggressive."
"I wish you were more of a mule," I said.
"A mule? Why?" she asked.
I said, "They can't reproduce."
