Mascot Jokes
29 mascot jokes and hilarious mascot puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mascot that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Mascot Short Jokes
Short mascot jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mascot humour may include short monster jokes also.
- I think mascots are the hardest roles for actors to play. They really have to get into their characters.
- One man proposed that Geico switch their mascot to a kitten. "Now, with only 15 minutes, you can save 15 purr-cent on cat insurance"
- A&W has no mascot Did you hear what happened to the A&W mascot?
He was walking home one day when he got Mugged - What sounds did the bones of the Rice Krispies mascots make when they fell down the stairs? A snap, a krackle, and a pop.
- The dyslexic golfer was well on his way to a birdie until he hit a water fowl, killing the golf club's mascot. No egrets
- "Snap! The Rice Krispie cereal mascot just isn't my type... ...his idea of a date is to just 'Crackle and Pop'"
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Mascot One Liners
Which mascot one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mascot? I can suggest the ones about sports team and cheerleader.
- Who would be the mascot against racism? A panda!
He's black
He's white
Hes Asian! - Did you hear Atlanta is getting a new mascot? Hillary Clinton
- what do zombie cereal mascots say? graaaiiiins
- Thanksgiving... The only holiday where you eat the mascot
- What is the name of the TSAs mascot? Frisky
- What ethnicity are the Mucinex mascots? Phlegmish.
- I heard Eddie Vedder hates every insurance mascot out there... Even Flo.
- They tried to make Tony the Tiger the new mascot for club soda... He became catatonic.
- What do you call a girl who acts as mascot for KFC? A chick.
- Did you know that the mascot of scientology is a horse? Because it's a colt.
- Which company mascot is the most tired? The Michelin Man.
- What do you get when you cross a Moe computer mascot with Star Wars? An OS-Tauntaun!
- Why does McDonald's have a clown as their mascot? Because they're lovin' It.
- What's ruthless, misguided and uses orcas for its mascots? The feminist movement.
Playful Mascot Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about mascot you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spirit animal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mascot pranks.
I'm opening a floating restaurant on a houseboat where we sell ice cream tacos, and our mascot is a gorilla dressed like an ancient Mongolian warrior.
I call it "Attila Gorilla's Vanilla Tortilla Flotilla"
Did you hear about Walmart's new business model?
Walmart bought the rights to Toys-R-Us and is merging with it. They are changing the mascot from a giraffe to a sea mammal, though.
They're gonna call it, Wal-R-Us.
Quaker Oats announced they are getting rid of Aunt Jemima due to it's racist conotations.
Not to be out done, Froot Loops announced their beloved mascot Toucan Sam will now be replaced with Tekashi 6ix9nine.
