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30 mascot jokes and hilarious mascot puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mascot that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Mascot Short Jokes

Short mascot jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mascot humour may include short monster jokes also.

  1. I think mascots are the hardest roles for actors to play. They really have to get into their characters.
  2. One man proposed that Geico switch their mascot to a kitten. "Now, with only 15 minutes, you can save 15 purr-cent on cat insurance"
  3. A&W has no mascot Did you hear what happened to the A&W mascot?
    He was walking home one day when he got Mugged
  4. What sounds did the bones of the Rice Krispies mascots make when they fell down the stairs? A snap, a krackle, and a pop.
  5. The dyslexic golfer was well on his way to a birdie until he hit a water fowl, killing the golf club's mascot. No egrets
  6. Difference between Trump and Gritty? One is orange, crazed, and liked only by a delusional fan base. The other is the Flyer's mascot.
  7. "Snap! The Rice Krispie cereal mascot just isn't my type... ...his idea of a date is to just 'Crackle and Pop'"
  8. What's ruthless, misguided and uses orcas for its mascots? The feminist movement.
  9. The Republican Party should change its Mascot to a Hole Nest. Because that's where the s**... lies.
  10. If h**... was the mascot of a lemonade company I said "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"

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Mascot One Liners

Which mascot one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mascot? I can suggest the ones about sports team and cheerleader.

  1. Who would be the mascot against racism? A panda!

    He's black
    He's white
    Hes Asian!
  2. Did you hear Atlanta is getting a new mascot? Hillary Clinton
  3. what do zombie cereal mascots say? graaaiiiins
  4. Thanksgiving... The only holiday where you eat the mascot
  5. What is the name of the TSAs mascot? Frisky
  6. What ethnicity are the Mucinex mascots? Phlegmish.
  7. I heard Eddie Vedder hates every insurance mascot out there... Even Flo.
  8. They tried to make Tony the Tiger the new mascot for club soda... He became catatonic.
  9. What do you call a girl who acts as mascot for KFC? A chick.
  10. Did you know that the mascot of scientology is a horse? Because it's a colt.
  11. Which company mascot is the most tired? The Michelin Man.
  12. Idiot college called, they want there mascot back.
  13. What do you get when you cross a Moe computer mascot with Star Wars? An OS-Tauntaun!
  14. Where does a Fast-Food mascot go when they die? Burgertory
  15. Why does McDonald's have a clown as their mascot? Because they're lovin' It.

Mascot joke, Why does McDonald's have a clown as their mascot?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about mascot can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of mascot puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Playful Mascot Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about mascot you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean spirit animal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make mascot prank.

I'm opening a floating restaurant on a houseboat where we sell ice cream tacos, and our mascot is a gorilla dressed like an ancient Mongolian warrior.

I call it "Attila Gorilla's Vanilla Tortilla Flotilla"

Did you hear about Walmart's new business model?

Walmart bought the rights to Toys-R-Us and is merging with it. They are changing the mascot from a giraffe to a sea mammal, though.
They're gonna call it, Wal-R-Us.

Quaker Oats announced they are getting rid of Aunt Jemima due to it's racist conotations.

Not to be out done, Froot Loops announced their beloved mascot Toucan Sam will now be replaced with Tekashi 6ix9nine.

Mascot joke, The dyslexic golfer was well on his way to a birdie until he hit a water fowl, killing the golf club

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these mascot jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.