Mascara Jokes

Funniest Mascara Short Jokes

Short mascara jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mascara humour may include short makeup jokes also.

1. "Max Factor mascara makes eyelashes appear three times longer" They should make condoms...
2. Billy's parents called the school on the afternoon he completed his make up test, they wanted to know why he was wearing lipstick and mascara.
3. I came up with some new eye makeup that tastes good too... it's called Chicken Tikka Mascara
4. What's the difference between an Italian dessert cheese and a small pony who loves makeup? Ones a mascarpone, ones a mascara pony
5. A couple of days ago I ate three lipsticks and some mascara and haven't pooed since... You really can't sh*t this make up.
6. The school's bus driver wasn't surprised when he saw Billy wearing lipstick and mascara. The school had already asked him to go back and get the young student after he completed his make up exam.
7. Did you guys hear the one about the mascara and the lipstick? The relationship was alright, but the make-up s**... was amazing.
8. My wife and I spent the day fighting. The upside is that tonight there is sure to be "make up s**..."... I love what she does with that mascara brush.

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Mascara One Liners

Which mascara one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mascara? I can suggest the ones about lipstick and masks.

1. SOME PEOPLE WEAR TOO MUCH MASCARA Sorry, I hate it when I lash out
2. Did you hear about the shooting at the Dyslexic makeup factory? It was a total mascara.
3. Why do Rock Stars wear mascara? 200% more volume.
4. Q: What do lipstick and mascara do when they get in a fight?
   A: They make up.
5. What do you get if your mix curry with makeup? Chicken Tikka Mascara
6. What do men and mascara have in common? They both run at the first sign of emotion.
7. Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
8. What's a cultist's brand of makeup? Jonestown mascara
9. What happened after the eyeliner and mascara got in a fight? They had make-up s**....
10. I love make-up s**... with my wife. But I always get my mascara all over my jammies.

Cheerful Mascara Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about mascara you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean contact lenses jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mascara pranks.