Maryland Jokes
19 maryland jokes and hilarious maryland puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about maryland that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Maryland Short Jokes
Short maryland jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The maryland humour may include short state jokes also.
- A week before Abraham Lincoln was shot he was in Monroe, Maryland... A week before kennedy was shot he was in Marilyn Monroe.
- "Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Maryland State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years."
- What do lovers in Maryland call each other after they've been together for a long time? Old Baes
- In light of everything happening in Maryland.... I guess you could say that "Less is Baltimore".
- Chelsea Manning is running for office in Maryland And I'm confused because that seems super ballsy
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Maryland One Liners
Which maryland one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with maryland? I can suggest the ones about challenger and accomplished.
- What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends? Old Bay.
- Is everyone in Maryland a doctor? Because they all got a MD.
- I have an ex-girlfriend from Maryland... She's my Old Bae
- If you break up with your girlfriend from Maryland Is she your Old Bae?
- Whats Bill Clintons favorite state to be in? Maryland
- What is the sexiest state? Maryland Monroe
- What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland? Old bae.
- Did you hear what they named the plane that carried nurse #1 to Maryland? The Ebola gay
Unearthly Funniest Maryland Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about maryland you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make maryland pranks.
Doctors treating President Trump for COVID-19 at Walter Reed Army Hospital in Bethesda, Maryland,report that he is delusional, combative, argumentative, and seems to have lost touch with reality.
It's nice to see that Mr. Trump is feeling his old self.
There are some eerie similarities between the assassinations of President Lincoln and Kennedy...
Lincoln was elected into Congress in 1846.
JFK was elected into Congress in 1946.
Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
JFK was elected President in 1960.
Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy.
Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln.
A week before he died, Lincoln was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before he died, Kennedy was in Marilyn Monroe.
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Credit goes to the play: The Complete History of America: Abridged
There was one similarity between Lincoln and Kennedy's assassination that everyone overlooked...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe
Driving in Maryland
My girlfriend was next to me in my car the other day. We're driving through Baltimore and she says "Did you know Maryland is the third worst state to drive in?" over and over and over. About six miles later I get pulled over by a cop. The cop says "uhh sir? You do realize your girlfriend fell out of the car five miles back right?" And I said "Wow, and here I thought I was lucky enough to go deaf!"
