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26 mary poppins jokes and hilarious mary poppins puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mary poppins that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Mary Poppins Short Jokes

Short mary poppins jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mary poppins humour may include short mary jane jokes also.

  1. I ate at Mary Poppin's Restaurant last night... Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious
  2. They call me the Mary Poppins of artillery... I deliver...
    Super-calibre-ballistic-expedient-explosions
  3. Mary Poppins in the 60's: "A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down." Eli Lilly & Merck in the 00's, "A syringe-full of medicine makes the sugar go down."
  4. I went to a Mary Poppins themed restaurant last night. Super cauliflower cheese, but the lobster was atrocious!
  5. As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.
  6. I went to a Mary Poppins themed restaurant yesterday.... Super cauliflower cheese, lobster was atrocious.
  7. The lady next door ran over my cat. She said she'd replace it, so I asked her how good she was at catching mice.
    Courtesy of Mary Poppins.
  8. They're building an attraction on the Thames to celebrate Mary Poppins It's called the London umdiddleiddleumdiddle eye
  9. A guy I know works at the watch factory, I ask him "So what do you do?"
    He says "I stand around all day making faces"
    ^^^^thanks ^^^^Mary ^^^^Poppins
  10. I can't wait to hear the big song from the new Mary Poppins movie... SuperCapitalisticallyExploitingOldNostalgia

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Mary Poppins One Liners

Which mary poppins one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mary poppins? I can suggest the ones about peter pan and mary had a little lamb.

  1. How did Mary Poppins die? Superkalifragilus ketoacidosis
  2. How does Mary Poppins cure smelly feet? Step in thyme.
  3. Why did Mary Poppins have a heart attack? Supercalifragilisticartherosclerosis.
  4. My kid has already had us watch Mary Poppins Returns three times. Can you imagine that?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about mary poppins can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of mary poppins puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Laughable Mary Poppins Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about mary poppins you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean little mary jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make mary poppins prank.

Did you hear Mary Poppins stopped wearing lipstick whilst giving head?

Apparently the super colour fragile lipstick makes the d**... atrocious.

BREAKING NEWS ! Mary Poppins will no longer be endorsing 'Rimmel Vibrant Shades' lipstick - she claims it breaks too easily and it makes her breath smell .

She gave the following statement:
The super colour fragile lipstick gives me halitosis ..

True story: when I was a kid I used to mix up lyrics. For example, after watching Mary Poppins, I sang "a spoonful of medicine helps the sugar go down." -My dad thought is was SO funny I mixed that line up.

Little did either of us know, I was predicting my future diabetes problems.

Someone should really put m**... butter on popcorn and sell it...

they could call it Mari Poppins.

What would Mary Poppins call Gandhi if she ever met him?

A Super-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis

Visited the Doctor today

I told him every time I turn on the TV I see Mary Poppins, he reckons I have a bad case of the um d**... um d**... um d**... eye!

What happens to the human body when you watch Mary Poppins too many times?

Supercalifragilisticexpiacidosis.

What do Ellen DeGeneres and the street sweeper from Mary Poppins have in common?

They're both famous d**....

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