Mary Poppins Jokes

Funniest Mary Poppins Short Jokes

Short mary poppins jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mary poppins humour may include short mary jane jokes also.

1. I ate at Mary Poppin's Restaurant last night... Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious
2. Mary Poppins in the 60's: "A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down." Eli Lilly & Merck in the 00's, "A syringe-full of medicine makes the sugar go down."
3. As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.
4. The lady next door ran over my cat. She said she'd replace it, so I asked her how good she was at catching mice.
   Courtesy of Mary Poppins.
5. They're building an attraction on the Thames to celebrate Mary Poppins It's called the London umdiddleiddleumdiddle eye
6. A guy I know works at the watch factory, I ask him "So what do you do?"
   He says "I stand around all day making faces"
   ^^^^thanks ^^^^Mary ^^^^Poppins
7. I can't wait to hear the big song from the new Mary Poppins movie... SuperCapitalisticallyExploitingOldNostalgia
8. What would Mary Poppins call Gandhi if she ever met him? A Super-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis
9. What happens to the human body when you watch Mary Poppins too many times? Supercalifragilisticexpiacidosis.
10. I practised my sweeping and tapping for a Mary Poppins audition... I didn't get the part. They said I used too much distortion.

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Mary Poppins One Liners

Which mary poppins one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mary poppins? I can suggest the ones about peter pan and mary had a little lamb.

1. How did Mary Poppins die? Superkalifragilus ketoacidosis
2. How does Mary Poppins cure smelly feet? Step in thyme.
3. Why did Mary Poppins have a heart attack? Supercalifragilisticartherosclerosis.
4. My kid has already had us watch Mary Poppins Returns three times. Can you imagine that?

Laughable Mary Poppins Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about mary poppins you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean little mary jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mary poppins pranks.