Mary Magdalene Jokes
20 mary magdalene jokes and hilarious mary magdalene puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mary magdalene that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Mary Magdalene Short Jokes
Short mary magdalene jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mary magdalene humour may include short jesus and mary jokes also.
- Jesus and Mary Magdalene were having difficulties in the bedroom. After the 2nd try, Jesus said... "Don't worry, it'll rise again".
- What did Mary Magdalene say to Jesus when he lasted a bit too long in bed? Maranatha (come now), Lord Jesus!
- What's the difference between Jesus and Mary Magdalene? Jesus only got nailed three times...
- Mary Magdalene: Hey Jesus, want to try some b**... tonight? Jesus: Forget the handcuffs. Just nail me.
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Mary Magdalene One Liners
Which mary magdalene one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mary magdalene? I can suggest the ones about sister mary and virgin mary.
- What did Jesus do when Mary Magdalene tracked dirt through the house? Jesus swept.
- Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus? She heard about his second coming
- What did Jesus say during round 2 with Mary Magdalene? Prepare for my second coming.
- Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus? *Spreads arms* Because he was hung like this
- Why did Jesus come back from the dead? Because Mary Magdalene was his Horcrux.
- He is risen! Thats not what I heard from Mary Magdalene...
- Why didn't Mary Magdalene ever smoke? Because she didn't like getting s**....
Cheerful Mary Magdalene Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about mary magdalene you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean st mary jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mary magdalene pranks.
Mary Magdalene is about to be s**... for adultry
Just as the crowd was about to start throwing rocks, Jesus walks up and says "let him who is without sin cast the first stone." Nobody moves, but then a stone comes flying out from the crowd and hits Mary right in the face. Jesus turns to see who threw the stone and says "I told you not to bother me when I'm working mother!"
Did you know NBC once considered a diet & fitness show based on people such as Air Force Amy, Mary Magdalene, Heidi Fleiss, Charles Ponzi, Berni Madoff, and Donald Trump?
The pilot was cancelled because they didn't want to weigh the pros and the cons.