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LESBIAN DIET
Q: Why cant a lesbian go on a diet and wear makeup at the same time?
A: Because they cant eat Jenny Craig and have Mary Kay on their face at the same time.
Why does Mary Kay walk funny?
Her lipstick
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Why couldn't the esthetician go on a diet?
Because it's too difficult to eat Jenny Craig when you already have Mary Kay on your face.
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Why do l**... hate wearing makeup when they're on a diet?
Because they don't like having Mary Kay on their face while they're eating Jenny Craig.
They call me Mary Kay
Cuz old women love me, and I spend a lot of time in the backseat of cars
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