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When Mary had a baby boy, the wise men weren't surprised... ...but you should have seen their eyes when she had the little lamb.
If Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God, Does that mean Mary had a little lamb?
If Mary gave birth to Jesus, and Jesus is the Lamb of God... ... does that mean that Mary had a little lamb?...
Mary had a little sheep Mary had a little sheep
and with the sheep she went to sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram
so Mary had a little lamb.
When Mary had a little lamb, The doctor was surprised. But when Old MacDonald had a farm, The doctor nearly died.
Mary had a little sheep, and with that sheep, she did sleep. The sheep turned out to be a ram. Mary had a little lamb.
Took my wife Mary out to a fancy restaurant last night. I had the filet mignon... Mary had a little lamb.
If Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God... Did Mary have a little lamb?
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb, Mary had a little lamb and then she had some pork
In light of Eid Mubarak, here's one... *Mary had a little lamb ... Now she doesn't!*
*Eid Mubarak :)*

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If Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God... Did Mary have a little lamb?
Mary had a little lamb ..the doctor was surprised.
Mary had a little lamb... Her gynecologist fainted.
Mary had a little lamb... and the midwife passed out.
Mary had a little lamb And the midwife fainted
Mary had a little lamb... And then the doctor fainted
Mary had a little lamb And a side of mashed potatoes
Mary had a little lamb... ... and the doctors were really surprised.
Mary had a little lamb The doctor fainted.
Mary had a little lamb... Boy, was she surprised.
The Three Little Pigs order off the vegan menu But Mary Had a Little Lamb.
Mary had a little lamb. ...and she was delicious!
Ramifications ...the reason why Mary had a little lamb.
Mary had a little lamb. That's what she gets for getting drunk and passing out in a barn.
And for dinner... Mary had a little lamb.

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There was a writer named Wright / And Mary had a little sheep

There was a writer named Wright
He asked his son to write Wright right
He said ' Son, it is not right to write Wright as Rite
Try to to write Wright Aright'.
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Mary had a little sheep
And with that sheep she went to sleep
That sheep turned out to be a ram
Mary had a little lamb

I met this girl Mary on tinder and took her to an all you can eat buffet I knew it wasn't going to work out when she told me she was a vegetarian so I decided to go down with guns blazing.

She came back with her salad to find me with my plate loaded up with every type of meat I could get my hands on.
I was shocked, though pleasantly surprised, when she asked for a bite of my kabab.
Mary had a little lamb.

What did Mary tell the little lamb when it asked what this green plant was?

"m**..., Little Lamb."