because I refuse to create a class.
Because proper tea is theft.
.. she could be a marxist utopia
By seizing the means of reproduction.
One day, Joseph Stalin visits an agricultural collective. And so....
Stalin: Comrade, how much wheat do you have?
Farmer: Comrade Stalin, we have enough wheat to reach God!
Stalin: Comrade, as a Marxist, you know that there is no God!
Farmer: Comrade Stalin, as a Marxist, you know that there is no wheat!
Because proper tea is theft
...she could be a marxist utopia
The bouncer checks their ID's and says
"sorry guys, come back when you're 21."
Because all proper tea is theft.
She could be a Marxist utopia
IMPOSSIBLE! They only know how to spin things to the left.
Classless and moneyless.
Yo mamma is so classless... she is like a Marxist utopia!
It depends on the economist:
How many right-wing economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the invisible hand will take care of it.
How many keynesian economists does it take to change a lightbulb?
All of them, in order to shift tha aggregate demand to the right and generate more employment and consumption.
How many marxist economists does it take to change the lightbulb?
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
I'm translating it from portuguese, hopefully it's right spelled and not a repost.
she could be a marxist utopia!
And the bartender asks, "What'll ya have, Mr. President?"
...they have no class.
Because all proper tea is theft.
A Gaucho Marxist
Cos I'd like you to seize control of my means of production.
Libertarians still exist
Because he'd read that all proper tea is theft.
He didn't like the classes.
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