Marxist Jokes

Funniest Marxist Short Jokes

Short marxist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The marxist humour may include short regime jokes also.

1. A nihilist, a socialist, and a neo-marxist walk into a bar and order drinks. "We don't sell alcohol to anyone under 18", says the bartender.
2. A marxist, an anarchist, and a nihilist walk into a bar Sorry, says the bartender, we don't serve anyone under 18.
3. Hey girl, are you a Marxist revolutionary? Cos I'd like you to seize control of my means of production.
4. How many Marxists' does it take to change a lightbulb? None; within the lightbulb are the seeds of it's own revolution.
5. What's the difference between Libertarians and Marxist Communists? Libertarians still exist
6. Why wouldn't the Marxist ever make a decent cup of tea? Because he'd read that all proper tea is theft.
7. What do communist dictators and mods have in common? One blatantly pushes around their authority and silences all who ask questions, the other tries to run a Marxist country.
8. A marxist, A stalinist and a maoist Wallis into a bar. They all ask for a cup of beer The bartender replies. We're working on it
9. What do you get when you cross a Marxist with a Socialist? Two people who generally feel that the value of a commodity is equal to its socially necessary labor time.
10. Why Marxists are not good at object-oriented programming? They don't get the concept of classes​​!

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Marxist One Liners

Which marxist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with marxist? I can suggest the ones about communist and socialism.

1. As a Marxist I could never play CoD, because I refuse to create a class.
2. Why do marxists only drink tea made with tea bags? Because proper tea is theft
3. I'm a Marxist Classless and moneyless.
4. Why couldn't the Marxist go to school? He was opposed to classes.
5. Why are Marxists good at hiding? Commieflage.
6. Why did the Marxist drop out of school? He didn't like the classes.
7. What do you call a communist comedian? A Groucho Marxist!
8. Why do Marxists only drink decaf tea? Because proper tea is theft.
9. How does a Marxist j**...? By seizing the means of reproduction.
10. What do you call a Communist Mexican? A Gaucho Marxist
11. Why can't Marxists enjoy a nice darjeeling? Because all proper tea is theft.

Cheeky Marxist Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about marxist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean communism jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make marxist pranks.