Marx Jokes

Funniest Marx Short Jokes

Short marx jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The marx humour may include short karl marx jokes also.

1. In University I was doing a 'Degree In Communism' . . . but had to drop out after the first year . . . . . . lousy Marx
2. Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment? Because everyone would get the same Marx.
3. My history teacher is a communist, so I made lots of references to the Soviet Union in my essay. I got full marx.
4. Two men at the Communist Nudist Colony are sitting on the porch... One turns to the other and says, "I say old boy, have you read marx?"
   The other says, "Yes, I believe it's these wicker chairs."
5. "outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend" "inside of a dog, its too dark to read"-Groucho Marx
6. I did really well on my essay about communism. People think they're funny by asking "did you get high Marx?" Actually, I did well because I approached the topic from all Engels.
7. I was disappointed that my sister started dating a guy who praised Stalin, idolized Karl Marx, and was working to form a union at work I don't know she missed all the red flags
8. In high school, I presented a project on communism I thought I would get terrible marx for stalin but the teacher was pretty leninent.
9. Apparently Karl Marx didn't like JOKES.... Edit-oops ..my bad..he just didn't like them capitalized.
10. Tommy Wiseau walks into Communist Party HQ Oh hai Marx

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Marx One Liners

Which marx one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with marx? I can suggest the ones about socialism and classless.

1. Hey girl is your name Karl Marx? Cuz you're starting an uprising in my lower classes
2. Why does Karl Marx hate earl grey? Because all proper tea is theft.
3. Have you heard about Marx's tomb? They say it's a Communist plot
4. I wrote an essay on communism Teacher gave me good Marx.
5. Why did everyone hate communism? I'd give it full Marx
6. What grades did Fidel Castro get at school? Full Marx
7. Why did Karl Marx's toilet play music? Because of the violins inherent in the cistern
8. I took a communism test today. I got full Marx
9. I used to go to communism classes. I never really got good Marx.
10. Karl Marx College is a total scam there aren't even any classes!
11. I can't understand what the fuss is about the Labour manifesto! I'd give it full Marx.
12. Why was Marx bad at dating? He only talked about seizing the means of production.
13. I scored extremely well on my socialist exam last week. I got top Marx.
14. Why did communism fail the exam? Because it lost Marx.
15. What score did Lenin get on his exam paper? ...Full Marx

Karl Marx Jokes

Here is a list of funny karl marx jokes and even better karl marx puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What happened when Karl Marx got his tax return? He became Groucho
• A communist, like Karl Marx, says to seize the means of production... Capitalist Donald Trump however, prefers to seize the means of reproduction.
• Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery? Because he was dead.
• If Karl Marx made a contraceptive company Would it's slogan be seize the means of reproduction?
• Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much? Because they did not have proper tea.
• Karl Marx walks into a bar and asks who owns this joint? Please finish this joke for me
• Why does Karl Marx like stormy days? There are no classes.
• Karl Marx's Grave It's just a Communist plot
• I was thinking about going to the grave of Karl Marx But then I heard it was just another communist plot.
• Who's your favourite fantasy author? Mine is Karl Marx

Groucho Marx Jokes

Here is a list of funny groucho marx jokes and even better groucho marx puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Groucho Marx told this on You Bet Your Life Why does a cow give buttermilk?
  What else can a cow give but her milk?

Marx Brothers Jokes

Here is a list of funny marx brothers jokes and even better marx brothers puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I went and saw the new Karl Marx Brothers play... It was a physical comedy where everyone falls down the same flight of steps and gets an equivalent amount laughs.

Marx Engels Jokes

Here is a list of funny marx engels jokes and even better marx engels puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why does Marx like geometry so much? Because of all the ENGELS
• Why did the student fail the exam? Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Hilarious Marx Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about marx you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean communism jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make marx pranks.