Marvin Jokes
19 marvin jokes and hilarious marvin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about marvin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Marvin Short Jokes
Short marvin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The marvin humour may include short lingerie jokes also.
- Was Cilla black? Was Barry white? Was Marvin gay? It doesn't really matter - it's just that Stevie wonders.
- Marvin the Martian destroys the nba stars single handedly in the newest SpaceJam movie It's a Martian-Scores-Easy film
- Marvin Gaye and Aretha Franklin got it on in Spanish Harlem. As a result, Aretha gave birth to twin girls on the longest day of the year. What did they call them? Solsticetas
- Marvin Gaye's Last Day on Earth Marvin (holding present): Happy Birthday Dad!!!
Dad: Marvin, if this is another tie, I'm gonna kill you. - What wetter the last words Marvin Gaye heard? Son, this is the last .45 you're gonna hear!
- You might want to listen to that long Marvin Gaye song while stuck in that bad traffic today. It's a Slow Jam.
- Yoda was watching the NBA draft while eating some badly prepared noodles. When Marvin Bagley was drafted he exclaimed... s**... Ramen Too!
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Marvin One Liners
Which marvin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with marvin? I can suggest the ones about present and unbelievable.
- What do you get when you cross Lil Pump and Marvin Gaye? Esskeetit on.
- Some people like their Marvin straight... But I prefer my Marvin Gaye
- So I'm making a Marvin Gaye tribute band... We're gonna be called 'Marvin Gayer'.
- Is it fair to say Marvin Lewis' joke bout Johnny Manziel... went over everybody's head?
- Are you there God? It's me... ...your cousin, Marvin God.
- What is this world coming to? Barry Manilow? Marvin Gaye? Rihanna? ...🤔
- Kid is destined to be gaye My friend just named her newborn baby "Marvin"
- What do you call a hungry homosexual? Marvin Gaye
Cheerful Fun Marvin Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about marvin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean birthday jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make marvin pranks.
A man walks into a bar
The bartender greets the man and says, We have a special drink for tonight. It's called the grasshopper. The man orders several grasshoppers that evening and walks back home.
As the man is walking back home, he comes across a grasshopper and stops in his path.
He says to the grasshopper, Hey, there's a drink named after you!
The grasshopper looks surprised and says, There's a drink named Marvin?
My dying laptop's last wishes
(Coughing) Marvin im dying and before I die (cough intensifies)
I want you to promise me something...you'll take my hard disk and put it in your next computer
I want my memory to live on
A blind kid named Stevie just changed schools...
And he was thinking about his old friends. Since he was blind, he never got to look at his friend, James, and he randomly thought, "Was James brown?"
After a little while, he realised he left before his friend, Marvin, came out and so he thought "Was Marvin gay?"
Needles to say, these questions really made Stevie wonder.
