The Best 46 Marvel Jokes
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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?
I am Root.
Why don't The Avengers drive Dodge Avengers?
Because cars like that are nothing to Marvel at.
Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?
Because he didn't like DC...
Why is a bad government like a bikini?
Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.
Bill Cosby was actually gonna be in a Marvel movie
He was gonna play Sandman.
Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?
The Avengers Ensemble.
Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?
Because he was hydra-phobic.
Which Marvel superhero is transgender?
Ironman, he's a Fe male.
Fan's of Marvel should be happy with the election results.
Looks like you'll be getting a Civil War sequel much earlier than anticipated.
Which Marvel villain is the master of subtlety?
Loki
Which Marvel character can beat Captain America?
Captain Vietnam.
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Marvel Comics have announced a new female, Muslim superhero who can fly.
Which is handy, cause she's not allowed to drive.
Caitlin Jenner just signed a deal with Marvel.
She is going to be in the new Ex-Men film.
If the Vision movie comes out in 2020...
The Marvel marketing group will have a field day
I am a marvelous housekeeper.
Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
How do you get Batman into the Marvel Universe?
Hang him on the wall. Now he's a Bruce Banner.
Have you heard about the new Marvel feminist superhero?
Anti-Man
Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons.
If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.
Did you hear about Tom Hiddleston's secret audition to be in the next Marvel movie? Apparently he dropped his voice an octave to throw the casting director off balance...
He was auditioning as a low key, low-key, Loki.
Have you heard about Stan lee's new marvel villains?
"The Accusers"
Marvel Cinematic Universe just announced their newest addition to their 2015 film that will be released in 2019 starring a transgender hero.
Auntman
I don't know why Marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on the Hulk
He's essentially a giant banner
In the next Marvel movie I hear that Ironman, Captain America and the others will team up to battle Comcast .
It is called Avengers Xfinity Wars!
Why doesn't Marvel advertise on Hulk?
He is basically a giant banner.
What operating system is most popular in the Marvel universe?
ThanOS.
Marvel should really use hulk more often for advertisement
After all he is just a giant banner
Did you hear about Marvel wanting to buy the NHL?
They want to rename the championship trophy, The Stan Lee Cup
Iron Man is sexist
The fellas down at Marvel need to create an Iron Woman. She would use her super strength and agility to get even the toughest stains out of my office slacks.
Marvel are developing a new super hero who has the ability to remotely edit people's DNA.
He will be called Gene Hackman
Yesterday I heard someone complain that there is no lesbian representation in marvel
Which makes no sense because the shocker has been a spiderman villain for years
Disney has announced that all future Marvel movies will have an all male cast.
They are doing their part to combat the heroine epidemic.
Thanos's snap in infinity war would've had a greater impact if marvel made it seem that half of the audience wasn't there,
But apparently only DC movies can do that.
I cannot understanf why Marvel haven't put advertisements on the Hulk...
... He is essentially a giant banner
The Thunder God astride his horse came riding from the sky.
A majestic sight for all to see, a Marvel for the eye!
He held aloft his hammer great, lightning flashed and thunder boomed!
"I AM THOR!" he cried.
His horse replied, "Well you forgot your thaddle, thilly."
Why did all the MARVEL Netflix shows disappear?
SNAP!
Is Goose from Captain Marvel a good character?
You're flerken right he is.
Captain Marvel wasn't the first standalone female superhero...
Iron man was, because he's Fe-Male
Every time I go to a comic convention in my normal clothes, people ask me who I'm going as. I finally have an answer...
Thanks to Marvel, I'm going as a Skrull in disguise...
Why is Punisher the funniest Marvel character?
Because he has the best punchlines.
My my wife said she was leaving me because of my wierd obsession with Marvel characters.
I said, please Yondu that.
My store is currently selling Marvel branded socks
Im probably not going to buy any because im sure they will make my feet all Thor.
The hulk is the only bisexual marvel character
He smashes everything
Marvel should use the Hulk in more of its advertising.
He's literally a giant Banner.
I support statehood for DC
But also Marvel and Dark Horse.
Black Widow period
I don’t get my period dipshit. I don’t have a uterus.- she says. - Or ovaries.
I don't understand why Marvel hasn't put any advertisements on the Hulk
The guy is essentially a giant banner.
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