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I am Root.
Because cars like that are nothing to Marvel at.
Because he didn't like DC...
Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.
He was gonna play Sandman.
The Avengers Ensemble.
Because he was hydra-phobic.
Ironman, he's a Fe male.
Looks like you'll be getting a Civil War sequel much earlier than anticipated.
Loki
Captain Vietnam.
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Which is handy, cause she's not allowed to drive.
She is going to be in the new Ex-Men film.
The Marvel marketing group will have a field day
Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Hang him on the wall. Now he's a Bruce Banner.
Anti-Man
If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.
He was auditioning as a low key, low-key, Loki.
"The Accusers"
Auntman
He's essentially a giant banner
It is called Avengers Xfinity Wars!
He is basically a giant banner.
ThanOS.
After all he is just a giant banner
They want to rename the championship trophy, The Stan Lee Cup
The fellas down at Marvel need to create an Iron Woman. She would use her super strength and agility to get even the toughest stains out of my office slacks.
He will be called Gene Hackman
He was a marvel
Which makes no sense because the shocker has been a spiderman villain for years
They are doing their part to combat the heroine epidemic.
But apparently only DC movies can do that.
... He is essentially a giant banner
It was brie larceny.
A majestic sight for all to see, a Marvel for the eye!
He held aloft his hammer great, lightning flashed and thunder boomed!
"I AM THOR!" he cried.
His horse replied, "Well you forgot your thaddle, thilly."
SNAP!
Tranos.
You're flerken right he is.
Iron man was, because he's Fe-Male
Thanks to Marvel, I'm going as a Skrull in disguise...
Because he has the best punchlines.
I said, please Yondu that.
Im probably not going to buy any because im sure they will make my feet all Thor.
He smashes everything
He's literally a giant Banner.
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