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I am Root.
Because cars like that are nothing to Marvel at.
Because he didn't like DC...
Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.
He was gonna play Sandman.
The Avengers Ensemble.
Ironman, he's a Fe male.
Looks like you'll be getting a Civil War sequel much earlier than anticipated.
Loki
Which is handy, cause she's not allowed to drive.
She is going to be in the new Ex-Men film.
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The Marvel marketing group will have a field day
Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Hang him on the wall. Now he's a Bruce Banner.
Anti-Man
If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.
Auntman
He's essentially a giant banner
It is called Avengers Xfinity Wars!
He is basically a giant banner.
After all he is just a giant banner
They want to rename the championship trophy, The Stan Lee Cup
The fellas down at Marvel need to create an Iron Woman. She would use her super strength and agility to get even the toughest stains out of my office slacks.
They are doing their part to combat the heroine epidemic.
But apparently only DC movies can do that.
... He is essentially a giant banner
A majestic sight for all to see, a Marvel for the eye!
He held aloft his hammer great, lightning flashed and thunder boomed!
"I AM THOR!" he cried.
His horse replied, "Well you forgot your thaddle, thilly."
You're flerken right he is.
Iron man was, because he's Fe-Male
Thanks to Marvel, I'm going as a Skrull in disguise...
I said, please Yondu that.
He smashes everything
He's literally a giant Banner.
But also Marvel and Dark Horse.
I donβt get my period dipshit. I donβt have a uterus.- she says. - Or ovaries.
The guy is essentially a giant banner.
The cast will have a FeMale.
Seriously? Black Widow? Show some respect!
Spiderman.
I was Wong
De brie everywhere
I mean basically he's just a big Banner.
..."Avengers Assemble".
I'd guess you'd say the other gladiators are hitting rock bottom.
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