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Two Arabs sit in the Gaza s**..., enjoying a quiet pint of goat milk.
One takes out his wallet and starts flipping through the pictures.
"This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. This here is my second son. He's also a martyr!"
The second Arab nods, They blow up so fast, don't they?"
A Martyr walks into a bar
Many suspect he did it on purpose.
What does MARTYR stand for?
Well he isn't standing for anyone anymore.
What did the ugly martyr say after his ascent to heaven?
What am I going to do with 72 mirrors?
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How does an ISIS martyr handle 72 virgins?
Spray and pray.
What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist ?
To die as a martyr.
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Why are there no Canadian terrorists?
Because if you die a martyr the only thing waiting for you in heaven is The Bare n**... Ladies.
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This 47 virgins thing that a Muslim martyr gets...
Would you call that a nubile prize?
Martyrdom
For some, the key word is 'martyr'. To me, it's 'dumb'.
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