Marty Jokes
23 marty jokes and hilarious marty puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about marty that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud with Marty Jokes! From Marty Funkhouser to Marty Feldman, Donny and Joe to Yer, you'll find a wide selection of hilarious jokes for everyone. Get ready for the fun.
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Funniest Marty Short Jokes
Short marty jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The marty humour may include short yer jokes also.
- JUST ANNOUNCED: Disney in talks of a Star Wars - Back to the Future crossover where Marty flies so far back in time (long, long ago) that he fuses with his car He becomes the ManDeLorean
- What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan? Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.
- What did Doc tell Marty when they were deciding on a color to paint his sister's room? "It's time to go back to the fuschia!"
- Did you hear about the new Marty McFly movie... ...Where he travels back in time to become a florist? It's called Back to the Fuschia.
- How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like? Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.
- Now that it is 2015 we should all really be on the lookout for Marty Mcfly. If it is only to forewarn him to invest heavily in Parkinsons research on his return to 1985.
- Doc Brown and Marty are watching the news The newscaster announces "Due to a large string of worker protests in the United States the price of cheese has gone up 200%"
Doc Brown: "Grate, Scott!" - Marty Mcfly stole the DeLorean and went back in time to kill John Wilks Booth. Why? Because he was trying to kill the precedent
- If you are a fan of Back to the Future and a fan of Bobbleheads.... Is it insensitive to have a bobble head of Marty McFly?
- Great Scot, Marty! You know what you'd get if I locked myself in a room with the old-me from 1955 and convinced my other self never to build a time machine? A paradox, Marty!
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Marty One Liners
Which marty one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with marty? I can suggest the ones about bob and mick.
- If Marty McFly isn't the most famous time traveler, then Who is.
- Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine? Too many Tannens.
- What do you call a quadriplegic time traveler? Marty Mcsit
- What do you call a paraplegic time traveller? Marty McSit.
- What do you call a fly with Parkinson's Marty McFly
- What do you call Marty Mcfly if he farts to much? f**... Mcfly.....
Howlingly Hilarious Marty Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about marty you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mike jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make marty pranks.
A teenager confesses to her mother
T: "I have decided to run away and elope with Marty the mail man"
M: "Oh, but honey he could be your father"
T: "I don't care, he loves me, age is just a number"
M: "Oh no, deary, I didn't mean it that way..."
Doc Brown and Marty McFly travel back in time to Northern England in 1298
They park behind the bushes near a field, just in time to see two armies about to clash.
"This is the Battle of Falkirk, Marty." says Doc, handing him a pair of binoculars.
Marty watches a man leading the charge into battle and asks, "Who's that guy in the face paint?"
With a tear in his eye, Doc replies "A Great Scot."
Doc and Marty mcfly find a mysterious bottle of purple liquor.
Marty opens it and takes a whiff. "Smells kinda like wine, Doc"
Doc grabs the bottle, exclaiming "I don't think it's wine, Marty". Doc takes a sip and spits it into Marty's face. "Grape Scotch!?"
A Martyr walks into a bar
Many suspect he did it on purpose.
Four guys where getting ready to tee off on the 18th hole when a f**... procession started coming down the road...
...one of the men took off his hat and bowed his head. Another said, "Marty, that is the nicest gesture I have ever seen out of you." Marty replies, "It's the least I could do, we where married for 28 years."
What does MARTYR stand for?
Well he isn't standing for anyone anymore.
Newly wed 70-year old
Marty is with his fellow septuagenarian friends. During a thoughtful pause between all the joking and grousing he reveals that he and his new bride are having some issues with s**.... The friends had previously warned Marty that his bride-to-be only wanted him for his money and now they rallied around him.
"You lied by saying that you're only 50 years old. And now she's disappointed that you have s**... infrequently," ventured a friend.
"Yes, I lied," Marty confessed. "I said that I was 90 years old. And now she's upset that it's in frequently."
> mandatory: this is not mine; not OC
