The Best 17 Marty Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Marty jokes. There are some marty greg jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these marty danny puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Marty Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

Four guys where getting ready to tee off on the 18th hole when a funeral procession started coming down the road...

...one of the men took off his hat and bowed his head. Another said, "Marty, that is the nicest gesture I have ever seen out of you." Marty replies, "It's the least I could do, we where married for 28 years."

What did Doc tell Marty when they were deciding on a color to paint his sister's room?

"It's time to go back to the fuschia!"

Marty joke, What did Doc tell Marty when they were deciding on a color to paint his sister's room?

What does MARTYR stand for?

Well he isn't standing for anyone anymore.

How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like?

Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.


Now that it is 2015 we should all really be on the lookout for Marty Mcfly.

If it is only to forewarn him to invest heavily in Parkinsons research on his return to 1985.

Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

Marty joke, Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine?

What do you call a quadriplegic time traveler?

Marty Mcsit

Did you hear about the new Marty McFly movie...

...Where he travels back in time to become a florist? It's called Back to the Fuschia.

Doc Brown and Marty are watching the news

The newscaster announces "Due to a large string of worker protests in the United States the price of cheese has gone up 200%"

Doc Brown: "Grate, Scott!"

Marty Mcfly stole the DeLorean and went back in time to kill John Wilks Booth. Why?

Because he was trying to kill the precedent

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What do you call a paraplegic time traveller?

Marty McSit.

If you are a fan of Back to the Future and a fan of Bobbleheads....

Is it insensitive to have a bobble head of Marty McFly?

Great Scot, Marty! You know what you'd get if I locked myself in a room with the old-me from 1955 and convinced my other self never to build a time machine?

A paradox, Marty!

Today is the day when Marty Mcfly was supposed to arrive in the future and we still don't have hoverboards!

I bet you that Michael J. Fox is just sitting at home shaking with anger

Did you know Eric Stoltz was up to play Marty McFly?

But the director thought he was too shaky early in filming.

Marty joke, Did you know Eric Stoltz was up to play Marty McFly?

What do you call a fly with Parkinson's

Marty McFly

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