Martinus Jokes
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A Roman walks into a bar..
..and asks for a dry martinus.
"Surely you mean a martini," asks the bartender.
"If I want a double I'll ask for it, you plebeian s**...," replies the roman.
A Roman centurian walks into a bar
And says to the barman "I'd like a Martinus, please"
The barman says "don't you mean a Martini?"
And the centurion snaps "if I wanted a double I would have asked for one"
Ancient Roman walks into a bar…
Says to the bartender i will have a martinus
Bartender says you mean martini
The roman says no, just one
A Roman walks into a bar
He asks for a martinus. "You mean martini?" the bartender asks. The Roman replies, "Slow down there! I'll let you know when I want more."
Julius Caesar walks into a bar and says
I'll have a Martinus.
The bartender gives him a puzzled look and asks, Don't you mean a Martini?
Look, Caesar replies, If I wanted a double, I'd have asked for it!
A Roman walks into a bar and orders a Martinus.
"Do you mean a martini?" the bartender asks.
"Look, if I wanted a double I would have said so."
A Roman walks into a bar
... and orders a martinus.
The bartender asks, "You mean a martini?"
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double I would have asked for it."
A centurion and his cohort walk into a bar...
The bartender sighs and says, "Lemme guess. You either want one martinus or you'll hold up two fingers in a V and ask for five."
The centurion stabbed him because the bartender was a Gaul.
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