The Best 4 Martinus Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Martinus jokes. There are some martinus hydrox jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these martinus barkeeper puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Martinus Jokes and Puns

A Roman centurian walks into a bar

And says to the barman "I'd like a Martinus, please"

The barman says "don't you mean a Martini?"

And the centurion snaps "if I wanted a double I would have asked for one"

A Roman walks into a bar

He asks for a martinus. "You mean martini?" the bartender asks. The Roman replies, "Slow down there! I'll let you know when I want more."

Julius Caesar walks into a bar and says

I'll have a Martinus.



The bartender gives him a puzzled look and asks, Don't you mean a Martini?



Look, Caesar replies, If I wanted a double, I'd have asked for it!

A centurion and his cohort walk into a bar...

The bartender sighs and says, "Lemme guess. You either want one martinus or you'll hold up two fingers in a V and ask for five."

The centurion stabbed him because the bartender was a Gaul.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the martinus jujitsu jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working martinus taekwondo piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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