Martinez Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Martinez jokes. There are some martinez albuquerque jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these martinez demonstration puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Uplifting Martinez Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What do you call a Hispanic with a vascetomy?

A dry Martinez.

What do you call a mexican with a vasectomy?

A dry martinez

When I was 10, I was touched by an angel.

Angel Martinez is now serving 25 to life for statutory r**....

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the martinez cabron puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working martinez housemate piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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