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- I'm so jealous of Martin Luther King Jr. Nobody ever wants to hear stories about my weird dreams
- Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.? His vision was based on movements.
- Thank you Martin Luther king jr. As custodians we owe that guy a lot, if it wasn't for him we'd have to clean two drinking fountains.
- My employee asked me to take the day off for Martin Luther King Jr Day I told him it wouldn't be a problem, he would just have to make the work up on Father's day
- Martin Luther King, Jr.'s speech praising non-violence in India surprised everyone when they pelted him with several thousand flatbreads.
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- What would Martin Luther King Jr. have been if he was white? Alive
- JFK, Ab. lincoln, & Martin luther king Jr walks into a bar They get a few shots
- What was Martin Luther King JR's favorite drink? Equali-tea
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TIL that Martin Luther King Jr got a C in public speaking
Look where it got him.
Murdered.
It's a real shame that, in this day and age, Barrack Obama had to give his speech about Martin Luther King Jr., while standing behind bullet proof glass...
Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot somebody...
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A city bus cleaner is hanging ads promoting Martin Luther King Jr Day...
His co-worker shouts "Hey, those belong at the back of the bus!"
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Halo
Mother Teresa passed away and was on her way up to Heaven when she finally met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. He looked at her with such pride and said, "Mother Teresa! Thank you for everything you did for the world. Because of the good you did, I will give you this halo. Only the greatest figures in world history get these ." She thanked him as he placed the halo upon her head. She then walked into heaven and saw some of these amazing figures wearing halos, too. People like Martin Luther King, Jr., Abe Lincoln, etc. Then she looked over and noticed Princess Diana with a bigger halo than everyone else. Mother Teresa stormed over to St. Peter, and started yelling, "You know, I was born into wealth, and gave that all away to live in complete poverty. The s**... of the Earth my whole life!" To which he replied, "I know! We greatly appreciate it. What is the problem?" She replied, "How come Princess Diana gets a halo? She was born into wealth, stayed wealthy her whole life, and I just don't think she did anything above and beyond to deserve that halo." St. Peter was confused. He looked at Mother Teresa and said, "Um, that isn't a halo. That's a f**...' steering wheel."