The Best 29 Martin Luther King Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Martin Luther King Jokes and Puns

In America Martin Luther King only gets one day....

And sharks get a whole week.

It's probably because they are great whites.

Why was Martin Luther King so bad at doing laundry?

Because he wouldn't separate the whites from the blacks.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. have been if he was white?

Alive

St. Patrick's day vs Martin Luther King Jr. Day.

What's the difference between St. Patrick's day and Martin Luther King day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.


JFK, Ab. lincoln, & Martin luther king Jr walks into a bar

They get a few shots

My black friend told me I can't celebrate Martin Luther King Day because I am white

If that's true, then he can't celebrate Father's Day.

What do bras have in common with Martin Luther King??

Both focus on uplifting the downtrodden masses!!

Best Buy's Martin Luther King Day sale leaked

50% off all black speakers

Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?

He won't separate the whites from the colours…

I'm so jealous of Martin Luther King Jr.

Nobody ever wants to hear stories about my weird dreams

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

TIL that Martin Luther King Jr got a C in public speaking

Look where it got him.

Murdered.

Why did Martin Luther King Jr. boycott laundry detergent?

Because it told him to keep his whites and colours separate.

Why did Freddy Kruger kill Martin Luther King?

Cause he had a Dream.

What would Martin Luther King Jr be if he wasn't black?

Alive.

It's a real shame that, in this day and age, Barrack Obama had to give his speech about Martin Luther King Jr., while standing behind bullet proof glass...

Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot somebody...

What did Martin Luther King say to his wife while proposing?

Will you be my Martin Luther Queen?

What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas


What fish did Martin Luther King have?

He had a bream.

A city bus cleaner is hanging ads promoting Martin Luther King Jr Day...

His co-worker shouts "Hey, those belong at the back of the bus!"

Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts?

He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.

What's the difference between Martin Luther King and Donald Trump?

Martin Luther King had a dream and Donald Trump is a nightmare.

Thank you Martin Luther king jr.

As custodians we owe that guy a lot, if it wasn't for him we'd have to clean two drinking fountains.

My employee asked me to take the day off for Martin Luther King Jr Day

I told him it wouldn't be a problem, he would just have to make the work up on Father's day

What is Martin Luther King's last name?

Boulevard.

What was Martin Luther King JR's favorite drink?

Equali-tea

Martin Luther King Day White's Sale.

Martin Luther King, Jr.'s speech praising non-violence in India surprised everyone

when they pelted him with several thousand flatbreads.

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