Martin Jokes

Funniest Martin Short Jokes

Short martin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The martin humour may include short martian jokes also.

1. George R R Martin, dead after reaching peak popularity Just like one of his characters.
   (If this trash of a post hit the front page, the title could really mess with some GoT fans, I'm just saying)
2. The war in Afghanistan ended after 20 years, who won? Raytheon, General Dynamics, Northrop Grumman, Boeing and Lockheed Martin
3. What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.
4. I had a dream that my friend Martin became the ruler of all bath sponge. We called him Martin Loofah King.
5. Kanye West, Donald Trump, justin bieber and Martin Skreli are put in a coliseum, given gladiator weapons and made to fight to the death. Who wins? Society.
6. Patrick Rothfuss, Robert Jordan, and George RR Martin walk into a bar... I'll finish writing this later
7. Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter? There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.
8. I changed the name of my printer to George R. R. Martin It's old, works slow, has issues finishing jobs, and constantly disappoints me.
9. Today I witnessed an amputee being hanged. I tried to save him, but yelled out all the wrong letters.
   (H/T Demetri Martin)
10. What do bras have in common with Martin Luther King?? Both focus on uplifting the downtrodden masses!!

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Martin One Liners

Which martin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with martin? I can suggest the ones about john and luther king.

1. Why doesn't George R. R. Martin use twitter? He killed all 140 characters.
2. What would martin luther king jr. have been if he was white? Alive
3. JFK, Ab. lincoln, & Martin luther king Jr walks into a bar They get a few shots
4. What do Martin Sheen and Donald Trump have in common? They both played a president on TV
5. Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food? It was on a strict diet of worms.
   
6. What's the opposite of Martin Shkreli? Martin Freeman.
7. What civil rights leader sold the most sponges? Martin Loofa King
8. What's Dean Martin's favorite eel? That's a moray.
9. Happy Martin Lawrence Day Mar 10
10. Why did Freddy Kruger kill Martin Luther King? Cause he had a Dream.
11. Why are George R R Martin's tweets always so short? He killed off most of his characters.
12. Martin Luther was amazing at writing essays He was known to NAIL them.
13. 'Wherever I go, I'm greeted with much warmth' Martin, 37, Fireman.
14. Connecting to a wifi named 'Martin Router King' ... ... and suddenly I have a stream.
15. What fish did Martin Luther King have? He had a bream.

Martin Luther Jokes

Here is a list of funny martin luther jokes and even better martin luther puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I'm so jealous of Martin Luther King Jr. Nobody ever wants to hear stories about my weird dreams
• Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.? His vision was based on movements.
• What did Martin Luther King say to his wife while proposing? Will you be my Martin Luther Queen?
• What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song? I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas
• What did Martin Luther's pet bird eat? A Diet of Worms
• Thank you Martin Luther king jr. As custodians we owe that guy a lot, if it wasn't for him we'd have to clean two drinking fountains.
• What was Martin Luther King JR's favorite drink? Equali-tea
• My employee asked me to take the day off for Martin Luther King Jr Day I told him it wouldn't be a problem, he would just have to make the work up on Father's day
• Martin Luther King Day White's Sale.
• Martin Luther King, Jr.'s speech praising non-violence in India surprised everyone when they pelted him with several thousand flatbreads.

George Martin Jokes

Here is a list of funny george martin jokes and even better george martin puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin? Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.
• George Takei, George Clooney, George Lucas, and George R.R. Martin decided to have a barbecue. They named their little get-together the "George" Four-Man Grill.
• George R.R. Martin, Steven Moffat, and Joss Whedon walk into a bar. Everyone you've ever loved dies.
• This season of Game of Thrones set new records for Piracy Probably because it's written by George Arrrrr Arrrrr Martin
• After 100 year, Tolkien's Beren and Luthien is coming out. Still faster than George RR Martin.
• Who is the conjoined twin pirates' favorite author? George Arrgh Arrgh Martin
• [Spoilers] George R. R. Martin has already released Winds of Winter. He just decided to call it 2016
• It's a good thing George R.R. Martin has a Twitter... If there's one thing he can do, it's wasting 140 characters at once.
  ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out
• George R.R. martins House words should be "Book is coming" because he keeps saying it but it never seems to actually happens.
• George R.R. Martin tweeted that he directed 2016. This year will be Michael Bay... Oh wait that was 2001

Martin Luther King Jokes

Here is a list of funny martin luther king jokes and even better martin luther king puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What is Martin Luther King's last name? Boulevard.
• Whats martin luther kings favorite song? Black parade.
• What would Martin Luther King be called if he was a cow Martin Moother King.
• How to get out of a conversation if you are Martin Luther King. I must go black people need me.
• Who is the greatest loser ever? Martin.
  We all know Martin Luther King.
• Why does Martin Luther King like jam? Because God bless America

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