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The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.

They're the Tolkien white guys.


A woman is accused of beating her husband half to death with his guitar collection.

The judge looks down at her and asks, "First offender?"

The woman replies, "nope, first a Martin, then a Gibson, then a Fender."


What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr day and saint pattys day

Everybody wants to be irish on saint pattys day.


Martinis are like titties... isn't enough, and three are too many.


Why doesn't George R.R. Martin have Twitter?

Because he would just kill off all 140 characters.


I saw a sign that said, watch for children. I thought to myself...

Thats a fair trade. - Demetri Martin.


Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms.



A man who speaks Latin walks into a bar. He sits down and orders his drink.

"I'll have a martinus, please."

The bartender is confused. "Do you mean a martini?"

"No thanks, I'll start with one for now."


What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.


I'm starting a band.

It'll be called "The disease" just so I can call Chris Martin to tell him he is part of neither the cure nor the disease.


George R.R. Martin, Joss Whedon, and Steven Moffat walk into a bar..

and everyone you've ever loved dies.


My joke

Where did little Martin go after the Boston Bombings?


There is one thing I would break up over...

...and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.

-Steve Martin


Martin Levine has passed away at the age of seventy-five. Mr. Levine had owned a theater chain here in New York. The funeral will be held on Thursday

at 2:15, 4:30, 6:30, 8:40, and 10:50.

David Letterman


If Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman had a baby together, what would the kid be like?

I know there's a joke in there somewhere...


knock knock!

who's there?

not trayvon martin -- that nigga dead!


Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America


Too soon?

Trayvonn Martin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will you have?" Trayvonn says, "skittles." The bartender shoots him.


In his lifetime Martin Luther King took enormous strides to further the plight of the black man.....

he also did a lot of good things too.


There are 6 jurors on the Treyvon Martin trial.

I bet they all get on the same cycle from being around each other so much... Dude better hope it isn't that time of the month when the verdict comes in.


What do Mexicans always bring on vacation in Saint Martin?

Their trusty carabiners


You know what's the only difference between Martin Luther King day and St. Patrick's day?

Everybody wants to be Irish on St. Patrick's day.


Early reports are saying that OJ Simpson was absolutely shocked when he learned that George Zimmerman was found not guilty in the death of Trayvon Martin.



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