Martial Artist Jokes
46 martial artist jokes and hilarious martial artist puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about martial artist that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Martial Artist Short Jokes
Short martial artist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The martial artist humour may include short martial arts jokes also.
- What's the difference between a ginger and a ninja? One's a soulless killing machine. The other is a highly trained martial artist.
- [OC] I saw a Japanese martial artist, I've seen him on tv before so I excitedly waved at him. He was confused and said "I don't believe we've met" I said "I recognize Judo".
- What kind of weapon is used by martial artists who specialize in wordplay? Punchucks.[](/teehee)
- What do you call a grandma that know martial arts? A grandmartial artist.
I apologise for any lost brain cells. - How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb? It only taek won do change a lightbulb.
- How many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb? 10
1 to change it, and 9 to say that wouldn't work on the streets - What do you call an injured martial artist? Bruised Lee
- If you stab someone with a paint-brush, do you become a martial artist? Not sure if it's original but I thought it up 3 years ago work and I randomly remembered it.
- What does a martial artist get at starbucks Chai Tea
- What's a martial artist's favorite beverage? Kara-Tea
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Martial Artist One Liners
Which martial artist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with martial artist? I can suggest the ones about martial and fighter.
- what do martial artists eat? kung food
- What do you call an accident prone martial artist? Bruise Lee
- What do you call a martial artist who doesn't understand a concept? Kungfused.
- If someone draws pictures of Eminem for a living. Are they a professional martial artist?
- What's a martial artist's favorite drink? Wahtahhh!!
- The government will send a martial artist after you if you violate copyright law IP Man
- What do you call a biracial kid studying Kickboxing? A mixed martial artist.
- What is a martial artist's favorite flower? HIYAAcinth.
- What do you call a Martial Artist in pain? Bruise Lee
- What do you call a black/vietnamese martial artist? Tyquan Do
- What do martial artists serve at a party? All kinds of punch!
- What's the dyslexic martial artist's favorite drink? Chai tea.
- What do martial artist love to drink? WATAAA
- What do you call a mixed-up martial artist bodyguard? Indefinite Lee
- What's a martial artists favorite drink? Wata!!
Cheerful Fun Martial Artist Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about martial artist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mma fighter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make martial artist pranks.
Two martial artists...
...are arguing over who would win a fight between a skilled swordsman carrying a broadsword and a master wielder of an épée. They agree that the only way to settle the argument is actually to fight one another, each using one of the two weapons. An epic battle ensues and then, the two swordsmen feinted.
2016 has done the impossible
It claimed the life of Chuck Norris.
"Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter died this morning in his house in Oklahoma at the age of 76. He is feeling much better now and has fully recovered from this minor annoyance."
Why are martial artists so stylish?
Cause they always have kick-a**... shoes!
David Carradine , An American actor and martial Artist died due fatal a**... asphyxiation accident .
I guess you can say that ,
*Puts on Sunglasses*
He Died Hard!
A bar owner puts out a challenge
He puts an ad in the paper saying that if anyone can beat his bartender in a feat of strength, then he will give them 10,000$. So people come from all over trying to win the money, bodybuilders, construction workers, boxers, but nobody can beat him. In order to win, they must squeeze just one drop of juice out of a lemon after the bartender squeezes it. So one day a skinny man in a suit with point dexter glasses walks in and says he can beat the bartender in the feat of strength. After everyone in the bar stops laughing, the bartender says ok and start squeezing and squeezing until there's almost nothing left in the lemon. So he hands it to the man and in just ten seconds the skinny man gets 6 drops out of the lemon. The owner of the bar gives him his money and says "before you go, tell me, how did you do that? Are you a magician? Martial artist? How in the world did you beat him?" And the man replies "oh no no no, I work for the IRS."
What kind of cold did the martial artist get?
Kung Flu.