Marsupial Jokes
38 marsupial jokes and hilarious marsupial puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about marsupial that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Marsupial Short Jokes
Short marsupial jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The marsupial humour may include short mammal jokes also.
- Today I learnt koala bears aren't actual bears. They're marsupials. I guess they don't meet the koalafications.
- The zookeeper asked her plastic surgeon to make her a marsupial by giving her a pouch. She wanted to be more koalafied for her job.
- A certain marsupial was denied entry into a local zoo... His curriculum-leaftae was perfect, but he lacked the koalafications
- The new Australian short-sleeved, marsupial shirts are REALLY good! In fact, you could say they have a high level of….. Koala-t
- I applied for a job as a Marsupial... Safe to say I didn't get it because I lacked the right Koalafications.
- How much did it cost the Australian cowboy to purchase his gang of marsupials? A buck a 'roo.
- As an Aussie; 10am is when I make a cuppa Twinings English Breakfast for the local marsupials it's a really koala tea time
- What's the difference between a Kangaroo and a Kangaroot? A Kangaroo is a marsupial found mainly in Australia.
A Kangaroot is a person from Newcastle stuck in a lift. - What's the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot? One is an Australian marsupial and the other is a Geordie stuck in a lift.
- Joey the marsupial applied for a job to eat eucalyptus leaves all day. However, he was declined due to his lack of koalafications.
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Marsupial One Liners
Which marsupial one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with marsupial? I can suggest the ones about platypus and kangaroo.
- I'm thinking of starting a marsupial fighting championship I'll call it mortal wombat
- I wanted to hire a marsupial butler... but none of the applicants were koala-fied.
- Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial? He wasn't koalafied!
- How do you solve a marsupial argument? Trial by wombat
- What is a marsupials favourite drink ? A Piña Koala
- Did you hear about the dizzy marsupial? It was a wobbly wallaby.
- What do you call marsupials in disguise? Kangaruse
- What do you call a wise marsupial covered in slime? A goo-roo
- [Siri Beta] What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien? A mars-upial
- I put makeup on a rabid marsupial And called him Insane Clown Opossum
- What do you call a crazy marsupial that loves fights to the death? Mortal Wombat
- Why didn't the marsupial fall for the prank? He knew it was a Kanga-ruse
- What do you call an angry marsupial? A crankeroo!
- What do martians called their rodent-like mammals? Marsupials
- What's a marsupial's favorite city? Koala Lampur
Cheerful Fun Marsupial Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about marsupial you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean macaque jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make marsupial pranks.
A Koala walks into a bar...
So he sits down and after a while of chatting with the barkeep he starts to notice a girl eyeing him from across the bar. So he goes and talks to her and after some flirting they decide to go upstairs
So they go upstairs and get into the 69 position and when its all said and done the koala goes to leave, but the girl says "Hey, where's my money?" Appalled he says "What do you mean?" She replies by telling him to look up the definition of p**... in the dictionary. He does so and it reads 'One who does s**... acts for money.' He then tells her to look up the definition of koala in the dictionary. She does this and it reads "small, tree dwelling marsupial that eats bush and leaves."
A marsupial fixed me an aromatic beverage, by pouring hot water over cured leaves and it was absolutely delightful! I asked how it was possible to make something so awesome at this level and he responded...
"It's koala tea."
