Marshmallow Jokes
40 marshmallow jokes and hilarious marshmallow puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about marshmallow that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
These marshmallow jokes will have you roasting in laughter! From Marshmallow Peeps to Lindt marshmallows, these lighthearted puns will make you appreciate these treats just a little bit more. Get ready to start snacking on marshmallow lollipops and making marshmallow fluff pudding.
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Funniest Marshmallow Short Jokes
Short marshmallow jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The marshmallow humour may include short mushroom jokes also.
- Donald Trump is like a marshmallow... He's easy to roast, a little orange on top, catches fire easily, and will melt down when he gets under too much heat.
- Last night I had a dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow and when I woke up my giant marshmallow was gone.
- Fruit Loops is putting marshmallows in their cereal like Lucky Charms I guess Toucan play that game
- Guy walks into an ice cream shop And says give me some chocolate, some marshmallows, and some almonds. The elderly gentleman working the counter says Careful son, you're heading down a rocky road.
- I had a dream that I was eating marshmallows... ...and when I woke up, I discovered I'd chewed my pillow to bits. I'm feeling okay, all things considered. Just a little down in the mouth.
- Last night I dreamt I ate a five pound marshmallow. When I woke up, my five pound marshmallow was gone!
- Last night I dreamed I was eating a pillow When I woke up, my 10 pound marshmallow was gone.
- What did the shop owner say when he accidentally ordered too much chocolate and marshmallows? We've got a rocky road ahead of us...
- What did the Hershey's bar, the marshmallow, and the cookie use to communicate? S'mores Code
- Ever have a dream that you are eating a gigantic marshmallow... And wake up with your pillow missing?
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Marshmallow One Liners
Which marshmallow one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with marshmallow? I can suggest the ones about jelly and blueberry.
- Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate marshmallows before they were cool.
- When is the best time to eat chocolate and marshmallows? In the s'morning.
- I like my women like I like my marshmallows Hot, Black and Toasted.
- I had a dream that I ate 5lbs marshmallow... I woke up and my pillow was gone.
- What do you call a Marshmallow eaten by Aliens? A Mars-mallow
- Last night I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was missing.
- Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow? Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.
- We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows...
You're hot and I wanna be on top of you. - I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
- What does the horn sound like on a marshmallow car? Peep. Peep.
- What was Vlad the Impaler's favorite food? Toasted marshmallows.
- How are marshmallow chicks like judges? They're just peeps.
- I had a dream i was eating this big marshmallow I woke up with one less pillow
- How do you roast a Marshmallow? You call it fat and pale
- At our family BBQ's my dad would serve us briquettes and say the marshmallows burned.
Roasted Marshmallow Jokes
Here is a list of funny roasted marshmallow jokes and even better roasted marshmallow puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How did the marshmallow feel when he heard that his brother had been roasted alive and crushed between two biscuits? He was S'moretified
Uproarious Marshmallow Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about marshmallow you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean martian jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make marshmallow pranks.
"The neighbors hate us."
"The neighbors hate us."
"Why?"
"Well, you remember when we had that bonfire in my yard, and were roasting marshmallows?"
"Yeah, that was really fun."
"And remember how the house up the road caught fire, and all those fire engines came, and we ran to see what was going on, and the wife was crying in her husband's arms, and how everyone looked at us funny?"
"Yeah, I remember! I wondered what we'd done..."
"We were still holding our marshmallow sticks."
The neighbors hate us.
"The neighbors hate us."
"Why?"
"Well, you remember when we had that bonfire in my yard, and were roasting marshmallows?"
"Yeah, that was really fun."
"And remember how the house up the road caught fire, and all those fire engines came, and we ran to see what was going on, and the wife was crying in her husband's arms, and how everyone looked at us funny?"
"Yeah, I remember! I wondered what we'd done..."
"We were still holding our marshmallow sticks."
What do cows drink joke
Say each of the questions aloud and then answer the final question.
What color are polar bears?
What color is cotton?
What color are clouds normally on a sunny day?
What color are marshmallows?
So what do cows drink?
Once, me and my family wanted to bake some marshmallows in the campfire.
We had the poles with marshmallows sticked to them prepared when we heard sirens. We all ran out to see what happened. The neighbours' house was on fire and I saw a lot of firefighters trying to get the fire under control. The neighbours looked at us with pure disgust. That was the moment I realized we were still holding the sticks with marshmallows.
I went on a cruise once, and we were hit by a gigantic wave, and the boat sank.
I woke up on a sugar sand beach, with gigantic cotton candy clouds filling the sky, and the sea glistened under the setting sun like a pool of honey, next to me was a volleyball that looked like a marshmallow. Towering above me was a gigantic volcano that looked like an upside down ice cream cone.
It was then that my worst fears were realized, that I was trapped on a dessert Island.
Why were graham crackers invented joke
Joke or not the graham crackers were simply a vehicle for delivering marshmallows and chocolate. Sylvester Graham tried to stop his followers from getting frisky by inventing a bland, biscuit-like c**... to cure m**... and quell s**... urges in 1829.
What do you call it when a graham c**..., a marshmallow, and a piece of chocolate have s**...?
A smorgy.
Once, at an all boys summer camp, I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up my pillow was gone. But that's not what freaked me out...
...the night before that I dreamed I was in a hotdog eating contest.
I have been having terrible dreams lately. Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow.
When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
I told my wife I need to sign up for concealed carry classes...
She asked me, "Why do you need to sign up for concealed carry classes?"
I told her, "It's getting cold outside, every time I put on a long sleeve shirt I am carrying two concealed guns."
She look at me and said, "Honey, marshmallow canons aren't real guns, you'll be fine."
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