Uproarious Marshmallow Jokes to Share with Friends
I had a dream last night...
...that I was eating a massive marshmallow, it was huge! And then when I woke up this morning, my pillow was gone!
Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?
Because he didn't want to fall into the cup of hot chocolate.
I told my wife I need to sign up for concealed carry classes...
She asked me, "Why do you need to sign up for concealed carry classes?"
I told her, "It's getting cold outside, every time I put on a long sleeve shirt I am carrying two concealed guns."
She look at me and said, "Honey, marshmallow canons aren't real guns, you'll be fine."
:(
Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?
Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.
I had a dream that I ate 5lbs marshmallow...
I woke up and my pillow was gone.
What do you call a Marshmallow eaten by Aliens?
A Mars-mallow
So I had this dream of eating a large marshmallow
The scary part was when I woke up I found my pillow missing.
*Took this off an essay example thing we were given in English, thought it'd be pretty funny to post on here
Donald Trump is like a marshmallow...
He's easy to roast, a little orange on top, catches fire easily, and will melt down when he gets under too much heat.
I was telling my friend about a strange dream I had
"I dreampt that I ate a huge marshmallow, and when I woke up-my pillow was gone!"
Last night I dreamed I was eating a pillow
When I woke up, my 10 pound marshmallow was gone.
Eat Marshmallow and Digest a Pillow
I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
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Last night I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow.
When I woke up, my pillow was missing.
What does the horn sound like on a marshmallow car?
Peep. Peep.
What do you call it when a graham cracker, a marshmallow, and a piece of chocolate have sex?
A smorgy.
"The neighbors hate us."
"The neighbors hate us."
"Why?"
"Well, you remember when we had that bonfire in my yard, and were roasting marshmallows?"
"Yeah, that was really fun."
"And remember how the house up the road caught fire, and all those fire engines came, and we ran to see what was going on, and the wife was crying in her husband's arms, and how everyone looked at us funny?"
"Yeah, I remember! I wondered what we'd done..."
"We were still holding our marshmallow sticks."
How do you roast a Marshmallow?
You call it fat and pale
I have been having terrible dreams lately. Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow.
When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
How did the marshmallow feel when he heard that his brother had been roasted alive and crushed between two biscuits?
He was S'moretified
How are marshmallow chicks like judges?
They're just peeps.
What did the Hershey's bar, the marshmallow, and the cookie use to communicate?
S'mores Code
Why did the elephant stand on the marshmallow?
So it wouldn't fall in the hot chocolate, DUH!
Once, at an all boys summer camp, I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up my pillow was gone. But that's not what freaked me out...
...the night before that I dreamed I was in a hotdog eating contest.
I had a dream i was eating this big marshmallow
I woke up with one less pillow
Leave a marshmallow in the microwave then watch it transforming into Godzilla...
Or just leave the whole bag...
A graham cracker, a marshmallow, and a chocolate bar are lonely by a campfire.
They need s'more friends.
What's the difference between a marshmallow and a vegan boyfriend?
The marshmallow will eventually get hard
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow.
When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
I went on a cruise once, and we were hit by a gigantic wave, and the boat sank.
I woke up on a sugar sand beach, with gigantic cotton candy clouds filling the sky, and the sea glistened under the setting sun like a pool of honey, next to me was a volleyball that looked like a marshmallow. Towering above me was a gigantic volcano that looked like an upside down ice cream cone.
It was then that my worst fears were realized, that I was trapped on a dessert Island.
Ever have a dream that you are eating a gigantic marshmallow...
And wake up with your pillow missing?
The neighbors hate us.
"The neighbors hate us."
"Why?"
"Well, you remember when we had that bonfire in my yard, and were roasting marshmallows?"
"Yeah, that was really fun."
"And remember how the house up the road caught fire, and all those fire engines came, and we ran to see what was going on, and the wife was crying in her husband's arms, and how everyone looked at us funny?"
"Yeah, I remember! I wondered what we'd done..."
"We were still holding our marshmallow sticks."
Last night I had a dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow
and when I woke up my giant marshmallow was gone.
Last night I dreamt I ate a five pound marshmallow.
When I woke up, my five pound marshmallow was gone!
