Marsh Jokes
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An artist lives next to a Marsh.
Twice a week, he goes out and collects the clam shells in the marsh to use in his art. One day, he visits a fellow artist and the two compare their works as usual. Suddenly, a gang of bandits breaks into the house to steal art, but before anyone else could react the first artist launches a furious flurry of kicks and punches that quickly incapacitates all the robbers.
"Incredible!" Goes his friend, "I never realised you were so well trained in combat!"
"Well you should," the first artist replied, "considering you already know I am a marsh shell artist."
MacBeth meets the three witches on the marsh.
''Hail MacBeth. For a fee we will predict your future.''
-''Really? How much?''
''10 Pence per predicted year.''
''I want a prediction for my *whole* life.''
''That'll be 5 pence.''
- Herman Finkers
Marshall Mathers wants to make a statement but he doesn't want anyone to know he's saying it so
He requests eminemity.
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Saw Marshawn l**... at the eye clinic a few days ago.
He told me he was just there so he won't get blind.
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Why does Marshawn l**... sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?
He's just there so he won't get slimed.
Marshal was mad "why my coffee's so weak, man?"
The barista said "You only get one shot."
Marshall taught his students poetry, painting and scultping...
He called the course Mixed Marshall Arts.
How are marshmallow chicks like judges?
They're just peeps.
Marshawn, what makes you so good at hide and seek?
I'm just here so i wont get find
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