Mars Rover Jokes
40 mars rover jokes and hilarious mars rover puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mars rover that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Mars Rover Short Jokes
Short mars rover jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mars rover humour may include short planet mars jokes also.
- News has just come in that The mars Rover has discovered a member of the feline species while exploring. Unfortunately, Curiosity killed the cat.
- Did you know they tested the Mars rover against animal attacks? They had to switch to dogs because Curiosity killed the cat.
- Would now be a good time to make a joke about the Mars rover dying? Or has the Opportunity passed?
- BREAKING NEWS: NASA announces Mars Rover discovered new feline-like life form on the Red Planet Unfortunately, it ran over the newly discovered creature. Yes, it seems Curiosity killed the cat.
- Is it too soon to joke about the mars rover? There is way too many good puns for it to be a missed opportunity.
- So apparently Curiosity, a Mars rover, found something resembling a mouse... If Mars is suffering from a mouse infestation it's probably because Curiosity killed the cat.
- Our realationship is like the mars rover It was meant to last 90 days but here I am 14 years later
- What do you call it when you get your Mars rover stuck in a crater? A fourth world problem.
- I thought making a pun about the mars rover would be appreciated But since everyone is pressing F to pay respect it just means that it's a missed oppertunity
- Opportunity mars rover is fairly similar to Anti-Vax child. Life expectancy of 90 days, but lives to die 14 years later.
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Mars Rover One Liners
Which mars rover one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mars rover? I can suggest the ones about nasa curiosity and rover.
- The camera quality of the Mars rover is so good That you could say it's out of this world
- NASA is planning another rover for Mars in 2020 They should call it Hindsight
- the Mars rover used to be coded in C Now it's coated in Rust.
- Just heard NASA shutdown operations to the Mars rover. Wasted opportunity!
- Earth to Mars Rover Look around. Can you form some sort of rudimentary boat?
- What is an alien's favorite dog? A Mars Rover
Mars Rover Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about mars rover you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean martian jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mars rover pranks.
They found a cat on mars...
A live cat was found roaming the surface of Mars. Scientists planned to have the Mars Rover capture the animal to study it but unfortunately while attempting to capture the feline, Curiosity killed the cat.
America just sent the Curiosity rover to Mars...
America just sent the Curiosity rover to Mars as the country watched with pride. Iran, wanting to gain a technological/global edge, decided to show up America by announcing a manned mission to the sun the very next day. The Americans, along with other western allies, decided to meet with the Iranian government to express their concern. In a conference room filled with diplomats and astrophysicists, the US delegation protested to the Iranians, Listen. Differences aside, we can't let you send people to the sun. It's s**.... They burn to death even at far distances! Please don't carry out this mission! The Iranians laughed wittily amongst themselves, jabbing each other with elbows and pointing at the westerners as one Iranian says, s**... Americans! They think we're going during the daytime!
So we landed a car-sized object on Mars...
...but we have no plans to bring it back. As a matter of fact there's at least 3 of 'em up there. Does this make us the r**... of the Galaxy; leaving our broken down rovers all over our Solar System?
Scientists at NASA
Scientists at NASA reported today that they had discovered feline life on Mars. Unfortunately, the Mars rover that discovered the specimen also ran over it just minutes later. Said one scientist "We were all really excited until Curiosity killed the cat."
69 years ago
both India and Pakistan got independence on this day.
Indians have become heads of Google, Microsoft, Pepsico, Jaguar, Land Rover and
Pakistanis have become heads of Taliban, Al-Qaeda, Jammat U Dawa, Hijbul Mujahideen
Also India entered Mars but Pakistan still trying to enter India.
One day people will land on Mars. Search for the rover, dust him off and give it the treatment it deserves.
A robo bro b**....
Mars Opportunity rover was meant to last 90 days, but the fact that it lasted around 15 years shows that ..
Oppy was OP
I want to pay respects to the Mars Rover that NASA lost contact with.
It's a missed Opportunity.
We've sent multiple rovers too mars but mars hasn't sent any back.
It's about time we play red rover with another planet
NASA has said that an engineers pet was crushed during Mars Rover testing
Turns out Curiosity did kill the cat.
TIL the Mars rover Opportunity found a small mammal on the planet that appeared to be related to the opossum.
Unfortunately, the rover Spirit had run over it the day before.
On Mars, the rover begins a new day by opening its solar panel to charge up when there's sunlight...
But this time it hits something.
The scientists are puzzled. There was nothing there when it last went to sleep. Anxious, they use the last of its energy turning its camera around. It was an Earth feline.
Curiosity killed a cat
Congratulations to the winner of the 2016 Presidential Election.
The Curiosity rover currently 140 million miles away on Mars.
What happens when Taoiseach Leo Varadkar orders a probe be sent to Mars?
They launch the Irish Rovers.
The Mars Rover, Curiosity, has switched brains in an attempt to fix itself.
That Rover Understands My Punchline.
Life found on Mars!! The rover Curiosity found what appears to be an early marsupial ancestor of the American possum.
Unfortunately, the rover Opportunity ran over it the day before.
Why was the neighbor mad at the Mars rover speeding around her neighborhood?
Because Curiosity killed her cat
So America put an unmanned rover on Mars...
What exactly does NASA have against confectionery?