Mars Jokes

159 mars jokes and hilarious mars puns to laugh out loud. Read space jokes about mars that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of hilarious Mars jokes! From Martian jokes to space puns, we've got plenty of jokes to keep you entertained.

Funniest Mars Short Jokes

Short mars jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mars humour may include short moon jokes also.

  1. Why did elon musk choose SpaceX to land on mars? Because if he chose SpaceY he'd land on 14 year old boys.
  2. If Elon Musk's space company establishes a Mars colony, and you have a girlfriend on mars, but later break up because of long distance, she'd be your.... Space x.
  3. Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship ### "It's a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind," says the ground control officer and cuts off all communications.
  4. Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams and Bruno Mars all walked into the same bar. They didn't planet.
  5. Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship "It's a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind," says ground control officer and cuts off all communications.
  6. What's a gay man's favorite planet? Earth, most likely. Unless he's personally interested in space exploration, in which case he might say Mars.
  7. Scientists have finally figured out what happened to all the water that used be Mars Turns out, the planet was once occupied by Nestle
  8. Venus Williams and Bruno Mars were sitting at a bar talking about where they were from.
    The bartender said, "Hey - you two should write a book!"
  9. Mars and NASA Mars: Come over
    NASA: You're 33.9 million miles away
    Mars: I'm wet
    NASA: I'm coming over
  10. News has just come in that The Mars Rover has discovered a member of the feline species while exploring. Unfortunately, Curiosity killed the cat.

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Mars One Liners

Which mars one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mars? I can suggest the ones about planet and meteor.

  1. Why are there no cats on Mars? Curiosity.
  2. Yo momma is so fat ... She took a jump in the pool, they found water on Mars.
  3. Mars: I'm wet... NASA: I'm coming!
  4. Where are Muslims going to pray when they go to Mars? Elon's Mosque
  5. Scientists have discovered a planet populated entirely by robot. They call it Mars.
  6. I'm such a bad golfer, they should send me to Mars. I'm guaranteed to find water.
  7. Why are there no cats on Mars? Because curiosity killed them all.
  8. Why was Mars overrun with mice? Curiosity killed the cat.
  9. I heard they found water on Mars... I bet California is pretty jealous.
  10. Why are there no cats on Mars? Curiosity killed them all!
  11. How does earth and mars schedule a vacation They planet
  12. I've lived on Mars for years However, only eating chocolate has taken a toll on my health
  13. TIL that there's no living cats on Mars. Must be true what they say about Curiosity.
  14. Despite space being a Vacuum Mars is really Dusty
  15. They have found water on the mars... Is Nestle already planning its own space program?

Will Mars Jokes

Here is a list of funny will mars jokes and even better will mars puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Did you know they tested the Mars rover against animal attacks? They had to switch to dogs because Curiosity killed the cat.
  • If Bruno Mars married Venus Williams on Earth, do you think they'd have a Sun? Only if they planet.
  • They say curiosity killed the cat, but what I want to know is how the cat got to Mars in the first place
  • I just found bacteria growing on my chocolate bar. I guess there is life on Mars after all.
  • Freddy Mercury, venus Williams Williams Bruno Mars all happened to walk into the same bar. But they didn't planet that way.
  • Yo momma's privates are like Mars... It took a team of scientists decades to find moisture on it.
  • Budweiser starts a collaboration with SpaceX to be the first beer on Mars I can already see the headlines...
    "Colonist discovers water on Mars!"
  • Would now be a good time to make a joke about the Mars rover dying? Or has the Opportunity passed?
  • Earth, Venus, Mars, and jupiter were going to setup a party But they failed because nobody knew how to planet
  • If Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus was written today... The solar system would need more planets for the title.

Mars Bar Jokes

Here is a list of funny mars bar jokes and even better mars bar puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Bruno Mars, Venus Williams and Freddie Mercury walk into a bar But they didn't planet that way
  • New machine at the gym. They installed a new machine at my gym today, I managed to do 2 hours on it.
    They do all sorts. Snickers, Kit-kats, Mars bars, you name it...
  • Did you hear about the man with a stutter who went to the shop for a mars bar? He came back with 50 packs of m and m's
  • What is Elons Musk favorite snack? Mars bars.
  • So, Mars Bars are just nutless Snickers, right? I guess you could say that they're infertile.
  • Chocolate, icecream, cookies, mars bars, doritos, popcorn, milky ways, kit kats and lays! i wrote this joke to reach a wider audience.
  • What do you call wifi in space? Mars Bars
  • After finding a Twix and two Mars bars I began to realise that I'm just not cut out to be a Bounty hunter
  • What do you call pubs on Mars? Mars bars.
  • What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar? A mar tiny.
Mars joke, What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

Mars Rover Jokes

Here is a list of funny mars rover jokes and even better mars rover puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • BREAKING NEWS: NASA announces Mars Rover discovered new feline-like life form on the Red Planet Unfortunately, it ran over the newly discovered creature. Yes, it seems Curiosity killed the cat.
  • Is it too soon to joke about the mars rover? There is way too many good puns for it to be a missed opportunity.
  • So apparently Curiosity, a Mars rover, found something resembling a mouse... If Mars is suffering from a mouse infestation it's probably because Curiosity killed the cat.
  • The camera quality of the Mars rover is so good That you could say it's out of this world
  • NASA is planning another rover for Mars in 2020 They should call it Hindsight
  • the Mars rover used to be coded in C Now it's coated in Rust.
  • Our realationship is like the mars rover It was meant to last 90 days but here I am 14 years later
  • Just heard NASA shutdown operations to the Mars rover. Wasted opportunity!
  • What do you call it when you get your Mars rover stuck in a crater? A fourth world problem.
  • I thought making a pun about the mars rover would be appreciated But since everyone is pressing F to pay respect it just means that it's a missed oppertunity

Planet Mars Jokes

Here is a list of funny planet mars jokes and even better planet mars puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The Planets 71% water + 29% land = Earth
    100% land + 0% Chocolate = Mars
    100% land + 0% Fertility = Venus
    100% land and lava + 0% Freddy = Mercury
    100% land + 0% Dog = Pluto
    100% gas = Uranus
  • We really should look into colonizing Mars and other planets or moons If you look at the studies, 100% of deaths occur here on earth.
  • How do they organize a party on Mars? They planet.
    My five year old told me this today.
  • We've sent multiple rovers too mars but mars hasn't sent any back. It's about time we play red rover with another planet
  • TIL the Mars rover Opportunity found a small mammal on the planet that appeared to be related to the opossum. Unfortunately, the rover Spirit had run over it the day before.
  • The Mars mission should include an artist to capture the alien planet The art would be out of this world.
  • If You weigh 200 pounds on the Earth it is only 76 pounds on the Mars, and it means You are not fat but you are just on the wrong planet.
  • What do you do if you want to take a trip to Mars? You "planet."
  • Good thing the Space Race ended when it did. If it went all the way to Mars, the Soviets would have easily got to the Red Planet first.
  • I think that, in the space race, the U.S.S.R. got to Mars first. Because mars is the red planet.
Mars joke, I think that, in the space race, the U.S.S.R. got to Mars first.

Mars Jokes: A Spacecraft Full of Laughter, Landing Straight from the Red Planet

What funny jokes about mars you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean martian jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mars pranks.

So we landed a car-sized object on Mars...

...but we have no plans to bring it back. As a matter of fact there's at least 3 of 'em up there. Does this make us the r**... of the Galaxy; leaving our broken down rovers all over our Solar System?

America just sent the Curiosity rover to Mars...

America just sent the Curiosity rover to Mars as the country watched with pride. Iran, wanting to gain a technological/global edge, decided to show up America by announcing a manned mission to the sun the very next day. The Americans, along with other western allies, decided to meet with the Iranian government to express their concern. In a conference room filled with diplomats and astrophysicists, the US delegation protested to the Iranians, Listen. Differences aside, we can't let you send people to the sun. It's s**.... They burn to death even at far distances! Please don't carry out this mission! The Iranians laughed wittily amongst themselves, jabbing each other with elbows and pointing at the westerners as one Iranian says, s**... Americans! They think we're going during the daytime!

So aliens from Mars comes down to Earth...

...And they're friendly! The leaders of the world and the aliens plan a huge televised event where the leaders can ask questions on whatever they want.
During this event, the pope is up to talk to the aliens.
"I know this question may sound odd to you gentlemen," the pope starts to ask, "but I was wondering if you and your kind knew about Jesus Christ?"
"Jesus Christ?!?" the alien leader exclaims, "how do we not! He swings by our planet every two years or so. Awesome guy!"
Now this obviously starts a huge debate within the UN, as this information now has implications to everything they knew. The pope, however, is not exactly a happy person as his brain is on other information.
"EVERY TWO YEARS OR SO?!?" The pope exclaims, "We've still been waiting for his SECOND coming!"
Trying to calm down the pope, the aliens say "Well maybe he didn't like your chocolate."
The pope, upon hearing this news, takes a few moments to calm down. When he finally regains his composure, he states calmly, "Forgive me, but what does chocolate have anything to do with this?"
The aliens respond, "Well when he was on our planet, we would give him huge boxes of chocolates. Why, what did you guys do when he was here?"

Just been to the gym

Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Only used it for half an hour, as I started to feel sick. It's great though. It does everything – Kit Kats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Potato Chips, the lot..

Have you heard about the restaurant on Mars?

The food is great, but the atmosphere is lacking.

If Philae finds an inhabitant on the comet what would be its first words?

I'm a Comedian ^((because people from Mars are Martians)^) ^^And. ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out

Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.

I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.

Earth asks Mars...

"Why has Venus been so distant lately?"
Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

I heard that Bruno Mars helped design the Apple Watch

Dont believe me? Just watch

A married man is from Mars. A married woman is from Venus.

He may have had life a long time ago. She is bitter and smells like farts.

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

69 years ago

both India and Pakistan got independence on this day.
Indians have become heads of Google, Microsoft, Pepsico, Jaguar, Land Rover and
Pakistanis have become heads of Taliban, Al-Qaeda, Jammat U Dawa, Hijbul Mujahideen
Also India entered Mars but Pakistan still trying to enter India.

They're building a restaurant on Mars now...

They say the food will be great, but they're worried about a lack of atmosphere.

Elon Musk's new MasterCard Ad.

Getting a person to Mars?: $100,000.
Getting them back?: Priceless.

I really hope someone brings their cat to Mars only to get it get run over

So we can finally say Curiosity killed the cat.

Gods Vacation

The gods were planning on where to spend their next vacations; Shiva suggested: "what about Neptune?", then Ala said: "It's too cold!"; Zeus then suggested: "Let's go to Mars!", then Buddha replied "Nah, we went there last time!". So someone spoke "What about Earth?", for God to reply: "no way, Earth people like to gossip too much. I went there 2000 years ago, had a thing with a v**... and they're still talking about it!"

NASA should tell the US government they found oil on Mars

And then watch the funding skyrocket

NASA Scientists say its possible to live on Mars.

b**..., I tried it and now I'm 15Kg heavier and diabetic

How far is Mars from Earth?

A few CVS receipts away

"We Do Not Have A Child s**... Colony On Mars."

They are free to leave the dome whenever they wish.

They found a cat on mars...

A live cat was found roaming the surface of Mars. Scientists planned to have the Mars Rover capture the animal to study it but unfortunately while attempting to capture the feline, Curiosity killed the cat.

Why isn't Bruno Mars named Bruno Snickers?

Because he doesn't have the nuts.

Scientists at NASA

Scientists at NASA reported today that they had discovered feline life on Mars. Unfortunately, the Mars rover that discovered the specimen also ran over it just minutes later. Said one scientist "We were all really excited until Curiosity killed the cat."

Why did Kevin Spacey go to Mars?

To m**... more young boys

A certain marsupial was denied entry into a local zoo...

His curriculum-leaftae was perfect, but he lacked the koalafications

How does Elon musk plan on populating mars?


What does Mars smell like?

Nothing really, but it does have a bit of an Elon Musk to it.

Why did SpaceX go to Mars

Becuase SpaceY already went to Uranus

Curiosity just found organic molecules preserved in rock on Mars.

Big deal, if you go to my room right now you can find organic molecules preserved in a sock.

The latest report from Mars indicates the presence of large ring structures of precious stones and a dusting of glitter almost everywhere

Apparently, efforts are underway to tiara-form the planet.
(I do apologize for this. I happen to hear someone pronounce this word rather frequently and this is what I keep imagining they are meaning. Along with some deposits of sass, pageantry and frills.)

If Elon Musk made love to a woman while on his rocket to Mars...

Would that be SpaceX space s**...?

One day people will land on Mars. Search for the rover, dust him off and give it the treatment it deserves.

A robo bro b**....

Did you hear about the new anti-vaxxer relationship counseling book?

Men are from Mars, Autism is from Mercury.

What does my love life and Mars have in common

Both have a missed Opportunity

What does a perfect joke never said have in common with Mars?

A missed Opportunity

What is a marsupials favourite drink ?

A Piña Koala

Scientists now think cats originated on Mars. NASA was set to retrieve a specimen confirming this,

...but curiosity killed it.

I've been seeing this girl from Mars

We're in a interspacial relationship.

Will there be 4G coverage on Mars?

Sadly it'll only be 0.4g.

Did you know there used to be a cat on Mars?

Yeah, till Curiosity killed it.

We should send all of Earth's politicians to colonize Mars.

All that hot air would make it habitible quickly!

Yo mama soooo fat

When she jumped into the pool, nasa found water on Mars.

God wants to go on vacation

So he asks his angels for suggestions. Venus? asks one, god says no too hot. Another says Mars; no too cold. What about earth? Earth! No way, god says. 2000 years ago I hooked up with some girl there and they're still talking about it!

Why was PETA against sending cats to Mars?

They heard about what curiosity did.

So, an astronaut dreams of spending a Little over a day on Mars...

It is his Sol endeavor.

Mars joke, So, an astronaut dreams of spending a Little over a day on Mars...

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