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Because if he chose SpaceY he'd land on 14 year old boys.
I guess there is life on Mars after all.
...but we have no plans to bring it back. As a matter of fact there's at least 3 of 'em up there. Does this make us the rednecks of the Galaxy; leaving our broken down rovers all over our Solar System?
America just sent the Curiosity rover to Mars as the country watched with pride. Iran, wanting to gain a technological/global edge, decided to show up America by announcing a manned mission to the sun the very next day. The Americans, along with other western allies, decided to meet with the Iranian government to express their concern. In a conference room filled with diplomats and astrophysicists, the US delegation protested to the Iranians, Listen. Differences aside, we can't let you send people to the sun. It's suicide. They burn to death even at far distances! Please don't carry out this mission! The Iranians laughed wittily amongst themselves, jabbing each other with elbows and pointing at the westerners as one Iranian says, Stupid Americans! They think we're going during the daytime!
...And they're friendly! The leaders of the world and the aliens plan a huge televised event where the leaders can ask questions on whatever they want.
During this event, the pope is up to talk to the aliens.
"I know this question may sound odd to you gentlemen," the pope starts to ask, "but I was wondering if you and your kind knew about Jesus Christ?"
"Jesus Christ?!?" the alien leader exclaims, "how do we not! He swings by our planet every two years or so. Awesome guy!"
Now this obviously starts a huge debate within the UN, as this information now has implications to everything they knew. The pope, however, is not exactly a happy person as his brain is on other information.
"EVERY TWO YEARS OR SO?!?" The pope exclaims, "We've still been waiting for his SECOND coming!"
Trying to calm down the pope, the aliens say "Well maybe he didn't like your chocolate."
The pope, upon hearing this news, takes a few moments to calm down. When he finally regains his composure, he states calmly, "Forgive me, but what does chocolate have anything to do with this?"
The aliens respond, "Well when he was on our planet, we would give him huge boxes of chocolates. Why, what did you guys do when he was here?"
Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Only used it for half an hour, as I started to feel sick. It's great though. It does everything – Kit Kats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Potato Chips, the lot..
The food is great, but the atmosphere is lacking.
I'm a Comedian ^((because people from Mars are Martians)^) ^^And. ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
but what I want to know is how the cat got to Mars in the first place
Dont believe me? Just watch
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They installed a new machine at my gym today, I managed to do 2 hours on it.
They do all sorts. Snickers, Kit-kats, Mars bars, you name it...
He may have had life a long time ago. She is bitter and smells like farts.
Earth, most likely. Unless he's personally interested in space exploration, in which case he might say Mars.
I bet California is pretty jealous.
It took a team of scientists decades to find moisture on it.
She took a jump in the pool, they found water on Mars.
Mars: Come over
NASA: You're 33.9 million miles away
Mars: I'm wet
NASA: I'm coming over
I'm guaranteed to find water.
Just out of Curiosity...
If Mars is suffering from a mouse infestation it's probably because Curiosity killed the cat.
Unfortunately, Curiosity killed the cat.
Unfortunately, it ran over the newly discovered creature. Yes, it seems Curiosity killed the cat.
Curiosity.
They should call it Hindsight
They say the food will be great, but they're worried about a lack of atmosphere.
Getting a person to Mars?: $100,000.
Getting them back?: Priceless.
So we can finally say Curiosity killed the cat.
The gods were planning on where to spend their next vacations; Shiva suggested: "what about Neptune?", then Ala said: "It's too cold!"; Zeus then suggested: "Let's go to Mars!", then Buddha replied "Nah, we went there last time!". So someone spoke "What about Earth?", for God to reply: "no way, Earth people like to gossip too much. I went there 2000 years ago, had a thing with a virgin and they're still talking about it!"
NASA: I'm coming!
Mars Bars
The solar system would need more planets for the title.
But they didn't planet that way
But they failed because nobody knew how to planet
Only if they planet.
And then watch the funding skyrocket
Bullshit, I tried it and now I'm 15Kg heavier and diabetic
A few CVS receipts away
They call it Mars.
They are free to leave the dome whenever they wish.
A live cat was found roaming the surface of Mars. Scientists planned to have the Mars Rover capture the animal to study it but unfortunately while attempting to capture the feline, Curiosity killed the cat.
Because he doesn't have the nuts.
Scientists at NASA reported today that they had discovered feline life on Mars. Unfortunately, the Mars rover that discovered the specimen also ran over it just minutes later. Said one scientist "We were all really excited until Curiosity killed the cat."
To molest more young boys
I can already see the headlines...
"Colonist discovers water on Mars!"
His curriculum-leaftae was perfect, but he lacked the koalafications
SpaceX
You can guess who killed them.
Elon's Mosque
V:e:n:u:s:a:n:d:M:a:r:s
Nothing really, but it does have a bit of an Elon Musk to it.
Becuase SpaceY already went to Uranus
Big deal, if you go to my room right now you can find organic molecules preserved in a sock.
Apparently, efforts are underway to tiara-form the planet.
(I do apologize for this. I happen to hear someone pronounce this word rather frequently and this is what I keep imagining they are meaning. Along with some deposits of sass, pageantry and frills.)
An e-lawn.
He came back with 50 packs of m and m's
Is Nestle already planning its own space program?
They had to switch to dogs because Curiosity killed the cat.
NASA had recently sent more cameras to monitor the surface of Mars when they came across a creature that they had never seen before. Due to it's large ears and long tail they decided that this was some new form of feline species. However, upon closer inspection they found that this creature was not moving and in fact had large tire marks across it's back. Based on these findings NASA had but one unfortunate observation to make.
"Curiosity killed the cat"
Would that be SpaceX space sex?
The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one , he said.
Or has the Opportunity passed?
A robo bro blow job.
Men are from Mars, Autism is from Mercury.
Both have a missed Opportunity
A missed Opportunity
There is way too many good puns for it to be a missed opportunity.
A Piña Koala
...but curiosity killed it.
We're in a interspacial relationship.
Curiosity killed them all!
Sadly it'll only be 0.4g.
Space x.
Because curiosity killed them all.
Yeah, till Curiosity killed it.
Curiosity killed the cat.
But they didn't planet that way.
They planet
Mars is really Dusty
All that hot air would make it habitible quickly!
That you could say it's out of this world
When she jumped into the pool, nasa found water on Mars.
So he asks his angels for suggestions. Venus? asks one, god says no too hot. Another says Mars; no too cold. What about earth? Earth! No way, god says. 2000 years ago I hooked up with some girl there and they're still talking about it!
They heard about what curiosity did.
It is his Sol endeavor.
Turns out, the planet was once occupied by Nestle
but sadly Curiosity killed the cat, rendering the experiment futile.
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