The Best 87 Mars Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Mars jokes. There are some mars martian jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mars elon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Mars Jokes and Puns

Why did Elon Musk choose SpaceX to land on mars?

Because if he chose SpaceY he'd land on 14 year old boys.

I just found bacteria growing on my chocolate bar.

I guess there is life on Mars after all.

So we landed a car-sized object on Mars...

...but we have no plans to bring it back. As a matter of fact there's at least 3 of 'em up there. Does this make us the rednecks of the Galaxy; leaving our broken down rovers all over our Solar System?

Mars joke, So we landed a car-sized object on Mars...

America just sent the Curiosity rover to Mars...

America just sent the Curiosity rover to Mars as the country watched with pride. Iran, wanting to gain a technological/global edge, decided to show up America by announcing a manned mission to the sun the very next day. The Americans, along with other western allies, decided to meet with the Iranian government to express their concern. In a conference room filled with diplomats and astrophysicists, the US delegation protested to the Iranians, Listen. Differences aside, we can't let you send people to the sun. It's suicide. They burn to death even at far distances! Please don't carry out this mission! The Iranians laughed wittily amongst themselves, jabbing each other with elbows and pointing at the westerners as one Iranian says, Stupid Americans! They think we're going during the daytime!

So aliens from Mars comes down to Earth...

...And they're friendly! The leaders of the world and the aliens plan a huge televised event where the leaders can ask questions on whatever they want.

During this event, the pope is up to talk to the aliens.

"I know this question may sound odd to you gentlemen," the pope starts to ask, "but I was wondering if you and your kind knew about Jesus Christ?"

"Jesus Christ?!?" the alien leader exclaims, "how do we not! He swings by our planet every two years or so. Awesome guy!"

Now this obviously starts a huge debate within the UN, as this information now has implications to everything they knew. The pope, however, is not exactly a happy person as his brain is on other information.

"EVERY TWO YEARS OR SO?!?" The pope exclaims, "We've still been waiting for his SECOND coming!"

Trying to calm down the pope, the aliens say "Well maybe he didn't like your chocolate."

The pope, upon hearing this news, takes a few moments to calm down. When he finally regains his composure, he states calmly, "Forgive me, but what does chocolate have anything to do with this?"

The aliens respond, "Well when he was on our planet, we would give him huge boxes of chocolates. Why, what did you guys do when he was here?"


Just been to the gym

Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Only used it for half an hour, as I started to feel sick. It's great though. It does everything – Kit Kats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Potato Chips, the lot..

Have you heard about the restaurant on Mars?

The food is great, but the atmosphere is lacking.

Mars joke, Have you heard about the restaurant on Mars?

If Philae finds an inhabitant on the comet what would be its first words?

I'm a Comedian ^((because people from Mars are Martians)^) ^^And. ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out

Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.

I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.

They say curiosity killed the cat,

but what I want to know is how the cat got to Mars in the first place

I heard that Bruno Mars helped design the Apple Watch

Dont believe me? Just watch

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New machine at the gym.

They installed a new machine at my gym today, I managed to do 2 hours on it.

They do all sorts. Snickers, Kit-kats, Mars bars, you name it...

A married man is from Mars. A married woman is from Venus.

He may have had life a long time ago. She is bitter and smells like farts.

What's a gay man's favorite planet?

Earth, most likely. Unless he's personally interested in space exploration, in which case he might say Mars.

I heard they found water on Mars...

I bet California is pretty jealous.

Yo momma's privates are like Mars...

It took a team of scientists decades to find moisture on it.

Mars joke, Yo momma's privates are like Mars...

Yo momma is so fat ...

She took a jump in the pool, they found water on Mars.

Mars and NASA

Mars: Come over

NASA: You're 33.9 million miles away

Mars: I'm wet

NASA: I'm coming over

I'm such a bad golfer, they should send me to Mars.

I'm guaranteed to find water.


What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

So apparently Curiosity, a Mars rover, found something resembling a mouse...

If Mars is suffering from a mouse infestation it's probably because Curiosity killed the cat.

News has just come in that The Mars Rover has discovered a member of the feline species while exploring.

Unfortunately, Curiosity killed the cat.

BREAKING NEWS: NASA announces Mars Rover discovered new feline-like life form on the Red Planet

Unfortunately, it ran over the newly discovered creature. Yes, it seems Curiosity killed the cat.

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Curiosity.

NASA is planning another rover for Mars in 2020

They should call it Hindsight

They're building a restaurant on Mars now...

They say the food will be great, but they're worried about a lack of atmosphere.

Elon Musk's new MasterCard Ad.

Getting a person to Mars?: $100,000.
Getting them back?: Priceless.

I really hope someone brings their cat to Mars only to get it get run over

So we can finally say Curiosity killed the cat.

Gods Vacation

The gods were planning on where to spend their next vacations; Shiva suggested: "what about Neptune?", then Ala said: "It's too cold!"; Zeus then suggested: "Let's go to Mars!", then Buddha replied "Nah, we went there last time!". So someone spoke "What about Earth?", for God to reply: "no way, Earth people like to gossip too much. I went there 2000 years ago, had a thing with a virgin and they're still talking about it!"

Mars: I'm wet...

NASA: I'm coming!

What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

If Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus was written today...

The solar system would need more planets for the title.

Bruno Mars, Venus Williams and Freddie Mercury walk into a bar

But they didn't planet that way

Earth, Venus, Mars, and Jupiter were going to setup a party

But they failed because nobody knew how to planet

If Bruno Mars married Venus Williams on Earth, do you think they'd have a Sun?

Only if they planet.

NASA should tell the US government they found oil on Mars

And then watch the funding skyrocket

NASA Scientists say its possible to live on Mars.

Bullshit, I tried it and now I'm 15Kg heavier and diabetic

How far is Mars from Earth?

A few CVS receipts away

Scientists have discovered a planet populated entirely by robots.

They call it Mars.

"We Do Not Have A Child Slave Colony On Mars."

They are free to leave the dome whenever they wish.

They found a cat on mars...

A live cat was found roaming the surface of Mars. Scientists planned to have the Mars Rover capture the animal to study it but unfortunately while attempting to capture the feline, Curiosity killed the cat.

Why isn't Bruno Mars named Bruno Snickers?

Because he doesn't have the nuts.

Scientists at NASA

Scientists at NASA reported today that they had discovered feline life on Mars. Unfortunately, the Mars rover that discovered the specimen also ran over it just minutes later. Said one scientist "We were all really excited until Curiosity killed the cat."

Why did Kevin Spacey go to Mars?

To molest more young boys

Budweiser starts a collaboration with SpaceX to be the first beer on Mars

I can already see the headlines...
"Colonist discovers water on Mars!"

A certain marsupial was denied entry into a local zoo...

His curriculum-leaftae was perfect, but he lacked the koalafications

How does Elon musk plan on populating mars?

SpaceX

Scientists are baffled by cat remains on Mars..

You can guess who killed them.

Where are Muslims going to pray when they go to Mars?

Elon's Mosque

I only started space exploration this week and already I've colonized Venus and Mars

V:e:n:u:s:a:n:d:M:a:r:s

What does Mars smell like?

Nothing really, but it does have a bit of an Elon Musk to it.

Why did SpaceX go to Mars

Becuase SpaceY already went to Uranus

Curiosity just found organic molecules preserved in rock on Mars.

Big deal, if you go to my room right now you can find organic molecules preserved in a sock.

The latest report from Mars indicates the presence of large ring structures of precious stones and a dusting of glitter almost everywhere

Apparently, efforts are underway to tiara-form the planet.

(I do apologize for this. I happen to hear someone pronounce this word rather frequently and this is what I keep imagining they are meaning. Along with some deposits of sass, pageantry and frills.)

What do you call electronic grass on Mars?

An e-lawn.

Did you hear about the man with a stutter who went to the shop for a mars bar?

He came back with 50 packs of m and m's

They have found water on the mars...

Is Nestle already planning its own space program?

Did you know they tested the Mars rover against animal attacks?

They had to switch to dogs because Curiosity killed the cat.

Life was recently discovered on Mars.

NASA had recently sent more cameras to monitor the surface of Mars when they came across a creature that they had never seen before. Due to it's large ears and long tail they decided that this was some new form of feline species. However, upon closer inspection they found that this creature was not moving and in fact had large tire marks across it's back. Based on these findings NASA had but one unfortunate observation to make.

"Curiosity killed the cat"

If Elon Musk made love to a woman while on his rocket to Mars...

Would that be SpaceX space sex?

Did you hear about the time Jeff Wayne caught his wife masturbating with a chocolate bar?

The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one , he said.

Would now be a good time to make a joke about the Mars rover dying?

Or has the Opportunity passed?

One day people will land on Mars. Search for the rover, dust him off and give it the treatment it deserves.

A robo bro blow job.

Did you hear about the new anti-vaxxer relationship counseling book?

Men are from Mars, Autism is from Mercury.

What does my love life and Mars have in common

Both have a missed Opportunity

What does a perfect joke never said have in common with Mars?

A missed Opportunity

Is it too soon to joke about the mars rover?

There is way too many good puns for it to be a missed opportunity.

What is a marsupials favourite drink ?

A PiΓ±a Koala

Scientists now think cats originated on Mars. NASA was set to retrieve a specimen confirming this,

...but curiosity killed it.

I've been seeing this girl from Mars

We're in a interspacial relationship.

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Curiosity killed them all!

Will there be 4G coverage on Mars?

Sadly it'll only be 0.4g.

If Elon Musk's space company establishes a Mars colony, and you have a girlfriend on mars, but later break up because of long distance, she'd be your....

Space x.

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because curiosity killed them all.

Did you know there used to be a cat on Mars?

Yeah, till Curiosity killed it.

Why was Mars overrun with mice?

Curiosity killed the cat.

Freddy Mercury, Venus Williams Williams Bruno Mars all happened to walk into the same bar.

But they didn't planet that way.

How does earth and mars schedule a vacation

They planet

Despite space being a Vacuum

Mars is really Dusty

We should send all of Earth's politicians to colonize Mars.

All that hot air would make it habitible quickly!

The camera quality of the Mars rover is so good

That you could say it's out of this world

Yo mama soooo fat

When she jumped into the pool, nasa found water on Mars.

God wants to go on vacation

So he asks his angels for suggestions. Venus? asks one, god says no too hot. Another says Mars; no too cold. What about earth? Earth! No way, god says. 2000 years ago I hooked up with some girl there and they're still talking about it!

Why was PETA against sending cats to Mars?

They heard about what curiosity did.

So, an astronaut dreams of spending a Little over a day on Mars...

It is his Sol endeavor.

Scientists have finally figured out what happened to all the water that used be Mars

Turns out, the planet was once occupied by Nestle

Scientists planned to verify if Schroedingers thought experiment prevails on Mars

but sadly Curiosity killed the cat, rendering the experiment futile.

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