Mars Jokes

Funniest Mars Short Jokes

Short mars jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mars humour may include short moon jokes also.

1. Why did elon musk choose SpaceX to land on mars? Because if he chose SpaceY he'd land on 14 year old boys.
2. If Elon Musk's space company establishes a Mars colony, and you have a girlfriend on mars, but later break up because of long distance, she'd be your.... Space x.
3. Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship ### "It's a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind," says the ground control officer and cuts off all communications.
4. Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams and Bruno Mars all walked into the same bar. They didn't planet.
5. What's a gay man's favorite planet? Earth, most likely. Unless he's personally interested in space exploration, in which case he might say Mars.
6. Scientists have finally figured out what happened to all the water that used be Mars Turns out, the planet was once occupied by Nestle
7. Venus Williams and Bruno Mars were sitting at a bar talking about where they were from. ​
   The bartender said, "Hey - you two should write a book!"
8. Mars and NASA Mars: Come over
   NASA: You're 33.9 million miles away
   Mars: I'm wet
   NASA: I'm coming over
9. News has just come in that The Mars Rover has discovered a member of the feline species while exploring. Unfortunately, Curiosity killed the cat.
10. Did you know they tested the Mars rover against animal attacks? They had to switch to dogs because Curiosity killed the cat.

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Mars One Liners

Which mars one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mars? I can suggest the ones about planet and meteor.

1. Why are there no cats on Mars? Curiosity.
2. Mars: I'm wet... NASA: I'm coming!
3. Where are Muslims going to pray when they go to Mars? Elon's Mosque
4. Scientists have discovered a planet populated entirely by robot. They call it Mars.
5. I'm such a bad golfer, they should send me to Mars. I'm guaranteed to find water.
6. Why was Mars overrun with mice? Curiosity killed the cat.
7. I heard they found water on Mars... I bet California is pretty jealous.
8. How does earth and mars schedule a vacation They planet
9. I've lived on Mars for years However, only eating chocolate has taken a toll on my health
10. TIL that there's no living cats on Mars. Must be true what they say about Curiosity.
11. Despite space being a Vacuum Mars is really Dusty
12. They have found water on the mars... Is Nestle already planning its own space program?
13. Why did SpaceX go to Mars Becuase SpaceY already went to Uranus
14. Why isn't Bruno Mars named Bruno Snickers? Because he doesn't have the nuts.
15. What does Mars smell like? Nothing really, but it does have a bit of an Elon Musk to it.

Will Mars Jokes

Here is a list of funny will mars jokes and even better will mars puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If Bruno Mars married Venus Williams on Earth, do you think they'd have a Sun? Only if they planet.
• They say curiosity killed the cat, but what I want to know is how the cat got to Mars in the first place
• I just found bacteria growing on my chocolate bar. I guess there is life on Mars after all.
• Budweiser starts a collaboration with SpaceX to be the first beer on Mars I can already see the headlines...
  "Colonist discovers water on Mars!"
• Would now be a good time to make a joke about the Mars rover dying? Or has the Opportunity passed?
• Earth, Venus, Mars, and jupiter were going to setup a party But they failed because nobody knew how to planet
• If Men are From Mars, Women are From venus was written today... The solar system would need more planets for the title.
• We should send all of Earth's politicians to colonize Mars. All that hot air would make it habitible quickly!
• The Planets 71% water + 29% land = Earth
  100% land + 0% Chocolate = Mars
  100% land + 0% Fertility = Venus
  100% land and lava + 0% Freddy = Mercury
  100% land + 0% Dog = Pluto
  100% gas = Uranus
• BREAKING NEWS: NASA announces Mars Rover discovered new feline-like life form on the Red Planet Unfortunately, it ran over the newly discovered creature. Yes, it seems Curiosity killed the cat.

Mars Bar Jokes

Here is a list of funny mars bar jokes and even better mars bar puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear about the man with a stutter who went to the shop for a mars bar? He came back with 50 packs of m and m's
• What is Elons Musk favorite snack? Mars bars.
• Chocolate, icecream, cookies, mars bars, doritos, popcorn, milky ways, kit kats and lays! i wrote this joke to reach a wider audience.
• What do you call wifi in space? Mars Bars
• After finding a Twix and two Mars bars I began to realise that I'm just not cut out to be a Bounty hunter
• What do you call pubs on Mars? Mars bars.
• What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar? A mar tiny.
• The teacher says to little Johnny, "If you had twelve Mars bars, of which Sanjeet asked for two, Amir asked for one, and Leroy asked for three, how many Mars bars would you have left?" "Twelve miss."
• Where does a Martian go for a drink? A Mars Bar
• Elon walks into a Mars bar... The bartender says: So what did you think about the new bar on Mars?
  he replies: "Not much atmosphere"

Mars Rover Jokes

Here is a list of funny mars rover jokes and even better mars rover puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Is it too soon to joke about the mars rover? There is way too many good puns for it to be a missed opportunity.
• The camera quality of the Mars rover is so good That you could say it's out of this world
• NASA is planning another rover for Mars in 2020 They should call it Hindsight
• the Mars rover used to be coded in C Now it's coated in Rust.
• Our realationship is like the mars rover It was meant to last 90 days but here I am 14 years later
• Just heard NASA shutdown operations to the Mars rover. Wasted opportunity!
• What do you call it when you get your Mars rover stuck in a crater? A fourth world problem.
• I thought making a pun about the mars rover would be appreciated But since everyone is pressing F to pay respect it just means that it's a missed oppertunity
• Mars Opportunity rover was meant to last 90 days, but the fact that it lasted around 15 years shows that .. Oppy was OP
• I want to pay respects to the Mars Rover that NASA lost contact with. It's a missed Opportunity.

Planet Mars Jokes

Here is a list of funny planet mars jokes and even better planet mars puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• We really should look into colonizing Mars and other planets or moons If you look at the studies, 100% of deaths occur here on earth.
• How do they organize a party on Mars? They planet.
  My five year old told me this today.
• We've sent multiple rovers too mars but mars hasn't sent any back. It's about time we play red rover with another planet
• TIL the Mars rover Opportunity found a small mammal on the planet that appeared to be related to the opossum. Unfortunately, the rover Spirit had run over it the day before.
• The Mars mission should include an artist to capture the alien planet The art would be out of this world.
• If You weigh 200 pounds on the Earth it is only 76 pounds on the Mars, and it means You are not fat but you are just on the wrong planet.
• What do you do if you want to take a trip to Mars? You "planet."
• Good thing the Space Race ended when it did. If it went all the way to Mars, the Soviets would have easily got to the Red Planet first.
• I think that, in the space race, the U.S.S.R. got to Mars first. Because mars is the red planet.
• Amy Schumer is the funniest person on the planet... Of mars. Because she's the only person there.

Mars Jokes: A Spacecraft Full of Laughter, Landing Straight from the Red Planet

What funny jokes about mars you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean martian jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make mars pranks.