The Best 8 Marrow Jokes

Following is our collection of Marrow jokes which are very funny. There are some marrow diego jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these marrow arteries puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Marrow Jokes and Puns

A chemist, physicist, and engineer found a human thigh bone.

All three of them were cannibals.

The chemist licked it, and tried to put it into water to dissolve it.

The physicist tried to break it open to get at the marrow.

The engineer took the bone, hit the other two over the head, and ate them.

Do you know the definition of a bonehead?

Someone who's marrow minded.

I heard that there was a French military leader who used to extract bone marrow.

His name was Napoleon Bone apart

What does a skeleton grow in his vegetable patch?

A bone marrow.

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart


What do you call someone who donates their bone marrow?

A bonner.

My mate needed a bone marrow transplant

We found a match in Argentina

The operation was a success

Our thanks go out to Diego Marrow Donor.

A few prisoners escaped prison in a car made of bones..

It was a marrow escape.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the marrow tibia jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working marrow humerus piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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