Marrow Jokes
8 marrow jokes and hilarious marrow puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about marrow that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh it up with our list of marrow jokes! From marrow's connection to cardiac health to its "blownaparte" nickname, these marrow jokes will have you in stitches. Learn the funny side of the marrow vegetable and explore the important role marrow transplants play in medicine.
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Silly & Ridiculous Marrow Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What is a good marrow joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What do you call someone who donates their bone marrow?
A bonner.
Do you know the definition of a bonehead?
Someone who's marrow minded.
I heard that there was a French military leader who used to extract bone marrow.
His name was Napoleon Bone apart
Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?
They couldn't get his bonepart
What does a skeleton grow in his vegetable patch?
A bone marrow.
A few prisoners escaped prison in a car made of bones..
It was a marrow escape.
My mate needed a bone marrow transplant
We found a match in Argentina
The operation was a success
Our thanks go out to Diego Marrow Donor.
A request...
So I found out this week that my mom has Leukemia, and is going into the hospital either today or pretty soon there after to start chemo and then hopefully get a bone marrow transplant. I've decided to send her a video of me telling a joke a day to help keep her spirits up, but I know my library of jokes she would appreciate will probably run out within the first week. So please, post your best or favorite relatively clean jokes here! Jokes poking fun at Baptists would be especially appreciated. Thanks guys (and gals!)
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