Marriott Jokes
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An elderly classical languages professor goes to Rome for a conference.
He hails a taxi as he leaves the airport, and the driver points to a sign saying "Tell driver your destination". The professor hesitates for a moment. He doesn't speak Italian, but doesn't want the driver to misunderstand his directions in English. Suddenly realizing that Italian is descended from Latin he says, "Adducere me ad Marriott deversorium"
The cab driver nods and puts the car in gear. As he into traffic he says, "Wow, you sure haven't been to Rome for a long time."
I'm never staying at the Marriott again.
When I pulled up to the front of the hotel some gang called "The Valets" tried to take my car.
Data breach
If you love data breach,why don't you Marriott?
What is it called when the Dalai Lama and all his friends get reincarnated as bed bugs at the Marriott?
Grand Buddha-Pest Hotel
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