Married Cousin Jokes

23 married cousin jokes and hilarious married cousin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about married cousin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Married Cousin Short Jokes

Short married cousin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The married cousin humour may include short marrying cousin jokes also.

  1. In America you call people who marry their cousins hillbillys In Europe we call them Royals
  2. In a furious argument, the wife tells her husband... - I should have married the devil instead of you!
    - Well, that's impossible. Marriage between cousins is forbidden!
  3. Welcome to the first annual hunger games America. Thank you to all the married cousins that voted for president snow.
  4. Superglue comes with a warning: "Caution - Instantly bonds skin." But a whole shipment got out with a misprint: "Caution - Instantly bonds kin." That's how I ended up marrying my first cousin.
  5. Why did Einstein married his cousin? Because it was all relative!
    PS: Inspired from a comment on TIL about Emma Noether!
  6. einstien Einstein married his first cousin... You could say that even his marriage was relative.
  7. My cousin, a dermatologist, married just after medical school. His wife is a dentist. I wish I could say they're doing well but they are getting by the skin of their teeth.
  8. Why are royal families always marrying distant cousins? Because you can't spell PrINCE or PrINCESs without a bit of i**...

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Married Cousin One Liners

Which married cousin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with married cousin? I can suggest the ones about cousins and redneck cousin.

  1. Why did the Alabama man marry his third cousin? Because the first two weren't good in bed
  2. Why did Einstein marry his first cousin? Because, it was all relative.
  3. What do you call it when you marry your male cousin? Your Cuzband
  4. Is marrying your first cousin legal in California? Maeby.
  5. What do r**... and aristocrats have in common? Both groups like marrying their cousins.
  6. Me mum thinks I'm r**... But what does she know? Afterall, she married her cousin.
  7. My family wanted me to marry me my first cousin, I said.... **only if they i**...**

Howlingly Hilarious Married Cousin Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about married cousin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean uncle nephew jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make married cousin pranks.

A little boy was attending his first wedding.

After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen", the boy responded.
His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly.
He asked, "How do you know that?"
"Easy", the little boy said, "All you have to do is add it up, like the priest said - 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."

My Cousin's Wedding Night

On my cousin's wedding night he approached our grandfather and asked, "Pap, you and gram have been married for 56 years. Can you give me any advice on my wedding night?"
My grandfather responded, "take the hardest thing you got and put it where she pees."
My cousin thought for a moment and then asked, "why would I put my bowling ball in the toilet?"

Little Johnny was attending his first wedding.

After the service, his younger cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen." Little Johnny responded.
His cousin was amazed that he answered so quickly.
"How do you know that"
"Easy," said little Johnny, "All you have to do is add it up, like the preacher said "four better, four worse, four richer, and four poorer."