Marooned Jokes
51 marooned jokes and hilarious marooned puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about marooned that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Marooned Short Jokes
Short marooned jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The marooned humour may include short stranded jokes also.
- I was stranded on an island with nothing but dark red grass, dark red sand, dark red trees everything was darkred. "AHHH!" i yelled "I've been marooned!"
- Breaking News: A ship carrying red paint just collided with a ship carrying purple paint, in the South China Sea. Authorities report that the crews of both ships are marooned
- Breaking News - in Hong Kong, a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying purple paint CNN reports that both crews are marooned
- There are two boats (tankers) about to collide at sea. One is filled with purple paint, the other with red paint.
They collide...
All the survivors were marooned. - Did you hear about the boat carrying red paint that crashed into the boat carrying purple paint? I hear some of the crew is believed to be marooned.
- What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other? They were MAROONED!
- What happens when a red pirate ship and a brown pirate ship meet on a deserted island? They get marooned
- A ship carrying red paint collided with another that was carrying purple paint Both crews were marooned
- A pink cruise ship crashed into a purple cruise ship. You could say the passengers were marooned.
- This weekend a red ship & a blue ship collided at sea Tragically, all the sailors were marooned.
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Marooned One Liners
Which marooned one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with marooned? I can suggest the ones about stranded on an island and shipwrecked.
- Super Bowl Halftime At halftime it's Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0
- A red ship crashed into a blue ship! They were marooned
- What's a sailor's least favorite color? Maroon
- Maroon 5 At the Super Bowl
- What do you call 5 artists stuck on an island? Marooned 5
- Was nice to see the Rams and Patriots make it to the Maroon 5 concert last night
- Did you hear about the Red and Blue war? I heard the soldiers were marooned!
- A red and blue ship collided in the Mediterranean today. The survivors are marooned.
- How on earth can I like Maroon Five.. ... when I haven't even seen the first Four?
- I guess Maroon 5... Burst our bubble(bowl).
- My friend asked if I would stop singing Maroon 5 songs. I said: "I don't think so."
- What's a castaway's favourite colour? Maroon
- A red ship and a blue ship collided in the middle of the sea The crew was marooned.
- Is anyone seeing Rouge 1 this week? I hear it's the prequel to Maroon 5.
- A ship full of red paint crashes into a island... The sailors were marooned.
Amusing & Witty Marooned Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about marooned you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean abandoned jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make marooned pranks.
A geologist, physicist and an economist are marooned on a desert island with nothing to eat.
A can of soup washes ashore. They ponder how to open it. The geologist says, 'Let's smash it open with a rock.' The physicist says, 'Let's heat it up and blow it open.' The economist says, 'No, no. You guys will lose most of the soup. Let's just assume we have a can opener.'
A purple man has a purple wife.
They have two purple kids and live in a big purple house. One day they decide to take a vacation, so they all pile into their purple car, drive it to their purple boat, and set out to sea. Sadly the boat crashes and they are stranded on a small island. The purple man looks to the heavens in desperation and cries, "Oh no! We've been marooned!"
A red boat and a blue boat c**... into each other in the ocean...
All the passengers were marooned.
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean......
Both crews were marooned
Two ships crashed in the night one ship was carrying red paint the other blue
The survivors were marooned
A boat carrying red paint, and a boat carrying blue paint, both c**... into each other.
The crew are now marooned.
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
Both crews were marooned.
A Truck Carrying Red Paint Crashes Into a Truck Carrying Brown Paint on a Deserted Island. What Happens to the Drivers?
They get marooned.
A boat carrying Red paint collided with a boat carrying Violet paint
Their crews were marooned.
BREAKING NEWS!
Two tanker ships collided and sank in the southern Pacific Ocean yesterday. One was filled with red paint and the other, smaller tanker, was filled with blue paint. All crew members survived but now are marooned on an uninhabited island.
The real mistake of the half-time show was that Maroon 5 performed on a stage shaped like an M.
When they should've set it to W for Wumbo.
Colored Sailors
A ship loaded with blue paint collided with a ship carrying red paint.
Both ships sink.
The Sailors were marooned.
Two guys and a girl were marooned on an island
They had everything but they needed s**..., so they took turns with the girl every week.
One day, the girl died.
In the first week, the guys were fine.
In the second week, they were not fine and decided to consider alternatives.
In the third week, they threw the body away.
A shipwrecked mariner had spent several years on a deserted island, completely alone.
Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out towards him.
When the boat grounded on the beach, the officer in charge handed the marooned sailor a bundle of newspapers and told him: The captain said to read through these and let us know if you still want to be rescued.
Read this in a pirate voice
Did ye hear what happened to Captain Bluebeard when he fell overboard in the Red Sea?
He got Marooned!
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, and the other a load of blue paint.
All the passengers were marooned.
A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean.
Apparently the survivors are marooned.
Did you hear about the ship that crashed on an island with a cargo of red and brown paint?
Apparently the whole crew was marooned.
