The Best 16 Maroon Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Maroon jokes. There are some maroon pink jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these maroon beige puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Maroon Jokes and Puns

Super Bowl Halftime

At halftime it's Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0

What's a sailor's least favorite color?


Maroon 5

At the Super Bowl

Maroon joke, Maroon 5

Was nice to see the Rams and Patriots

make it to the Maroon 5 concert last night

The real mistake of the half-time show was that Maroon 5 performed on a stage shaped like an M.

When they should've set it to W for Wumbo.

What the difference between Maroon 5 and Chipotle?

People actually want their Chipotle in a bowl.

How on earth can I like Maroon Five..

... when I haven't even seen the first Four?

Maroon joke, How on earth can I like Maroon Five..

I was looking for maroon spray paint but couldn't find it

True story:

Years ago I was looking for maroon spray paint but couldn't find it. I asked the hardware store employee if they had any. She'd never heard of maroon before.

You're making that up, she said.

I replied, Yeah, it's a pigment of my machinations.

In retrospect, I suppose if she'd never heard of an entire color, it would be too much to expect her to get the joke.

Offensive crayon ideas!

Presidential Orange

Miscarriage Maroon

Privilege White

Travel Ban Brown

Lives Matter Black

"I should have known better than to talk to him like that, these bruises are my fault" Blue

I guess Maroon 5...

Burst our bubble(bowl).

What is more disappointing than a funeral?

Maroon 5 dancing on the money they made through Stephen Hillenburg's death.

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My friend asked if I would stop singing Maroon 5 songs.

I said: "I don't think so."

A ship with a cargo of red paint collided with a ship loaded with brown paint.

Both are now maroon

What's a castaway's favourite colour?


I always get so motivated when they play Maroon 5 at the gym

It's like: I can't wait to be done so I can run far away from this androgynous lesbian's over-processed wailing

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

Maroon joke, What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

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