The Best 10 Marmite Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Marmite jokes. There are some marmite cuntry jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these marmite necrophiles puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Marmite Jokes and Puns

I don't like jam

but my marmite

Note : Girlfriend was determined this was a good joke, I thought it was trash. You decide.

today i won a raffle.

received a life supply of marmite, one whole jar.

What's brown and sticky on the inside, brown and sticky on the outside?

Any open jar of Marmite.

Marmite joke, What's brown and sticky on the inside, brown and sticky on the outside?

The wife caught the dog licking...

My wife walked in from work today and saw the dog licking marmite out of my arsehole.

"Don't let him do that!" she screamed, "It's disgusting."

"That's your opinion" I said, "This is his second jar, he absolutely loves the stuff."

I spotted a Marmite van on the motorway.

It was heading yeastbound.

What's black and smells?


Before I go swimming in the ocean...

I always slather myself in marmite, that way I have a 50% chance of not getting eaten by a shark.

Marmite joke, Before I go swimming in the ocean...

I won the jackpot!!

I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite......... one jar.

Jeremy Clarkson is like Marmite



... But paw may not.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the marmite casserole jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working marmite luis piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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