Marmite Jokes
9 marmite jokes and hilarious marmite puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about marmite that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Humorous Marmite Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What is a good marmite joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I don't like jam
but my marmite
Note : Girlfriend was determined this was a good joke, I thought it was trash. You decide.
today i won a raffle.
received a life supply of marmite, one whole jar.
What's brown and sticky on the inside, brown and sticky on the outside?
Any open jar of Marmite.
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The wife caught the dog l**......
My wife walked in from work today and saw the dog l**... marmite out of my a**....
"Don't let him do that!" she screamed, "It's disgusting."
"That's your opinion" I said, "This is his second jar, he absolutely loves the stuff."
I spotted a Marmite van on the motorway.
It was heading yeastbound.
What's black and smells?
Marmite.
Before I go swimming in the ocean...
I always slather myself in marmite, that way I have a 50% chance of not getting eaten by a shark.
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I won the jackpot!!
I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite......... o**....
Jeremy Clarkson is like Marmite
Disgusting
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